Things you should NOT do at the same time.

[penguindance]

 

[Lasz]

Drink while at work.
Most managers dont usually like that

 

[KillerMuffin]

Have sex while fishing.

 

[red_rose]

Drive and put on mascara.

Or any other make up for that matter (especially liquid eyeliner).

I can't even manage lipstick.



See...I drive a car with a standard transmission to keep myself out of trouble.

 

[Sillyman]

Eat cake and address a comitee.

Polish a rifle and talk about your daughter's date's intentions.

Talk on a cell phone and drive.

Juggle flaming batons and try to memorize Byron.

Drink vinegar and eat baking soda.

 

[nakedangelina]

Post and drink anything alcoholic...
gets me in trouble everytime

 

[KillerMuffin]

You shouldn't drive while milking a goat either. They don't cooperate to begin with.

 

[penguindance]

 

[Dougy]

Walk and chew gum...I always end up swallowing the gum

Eat and swim

Connect battery cables to your nipples and connect battery cables to your car (unless they aren't the same ones)

Hate and exist

Black and Decker

 

[LovetoGiveRoses]

Have sex while fishing.

Or in a canoe. LOL.

 

[perks]

fry naked

 

[tswyk]

Black and Decker

Wait!!!! Gotta' have my Black and Decker, honey!!! Live better electrically, don't cha' know!!!



But....no Black & Decker while on the phone...

(it makes a buzzing noise that comes through the phone line)

 

[LovetoGiveRoses]

Ts, your "home" toys that buzz have more horsepower than my car!

 

[sugargator]

fart and perform 69

burp and deep throat kiss

talk on cell phone and go on a first date

 

[christcat69]

I've got one.

Don't shave your pussy and eat a bologna sandwich at the same time. It just sounds gross.

Winona had a big brown beaver and she showed it off to all her freinds-Primus

Here's one more; Don't masterbate with a carrot and then make salad for your family for dinner using that carrot. (You know who you are.)

 

[tswyk]

Ts, your "home" toys that buzz have more horsepower than my car!

and your point is....????

 

[wizbit9]

laugh and fart

burp and hic-up

fart and burp

snezze and fart.

very odd sensations

i have experienced all of these years ago when i got high (silly billy me)

 

[Juspar Emvan]

...
Polish a rifle and talk about your daughter's date's intentions.
...

But, but, but . . . I like my rifle, and my daughter. Capique?(sp?)

 

[LovetoGiveRoses]

and your point is....????

LOL....Sexy and mechanical at the same time. That's good.

 

[tswyk]

YOU, Sir, have NO idea....




I'm very handy with a tool box!

 

[LovetoGiveRoses]

Don't use your Battery Operated Boyfriend (or other hi-powered device) at the same time you take a bath.

 

[LovetoGiveRoses]

YOU, Sir, have NO idea....

Turn up a nuclear power plant while you're having phone sex?

 

[LovetoGiveRoses]

Divert all power from San Onofre to supercharge your toys?

 

[LovetoGiveRoses]

LOL.

 

[tswyk]