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Umm...if you like a lot left to the imagination....skip this one!
And if a smidge of hair isn't your thing....avoid .34...not out of control bush, but I'm home for the holiday and not getting any so I wasn't very meticulous...
Enjoy! These make me hot...


Umm...if you like a lot left to the imagination....skip this one!
And if a smidge of hair isn't your thing....avoid .34...not out of control bush, but I'm home for the holiday and not getting any so I wasn't very meticulous...
Enjoy! These make me hot...
Umm...if you like a lot left to the imagination....skip this one!
And if a smidge of hair isn't your thing....avoid .34...not out of control bush, but I'm home for the holiday and not getting any so I wasn't very meticulous...
Enjoy! These make me hot...
There class....any questions?
Gawd, I'm tryin to remember when SIKE got popular. I just feel old sometimes. And I'm 30. Shame I couldn't be your tall man friend.As per a request, I am going to give you the skinny on who I am...besides a lady with a perfect boobies. (That's right, I just said "boobies!")
Recently I turned 21 and am going to school. Originally I was going to be a special education teacher, but didn't want to go to a whole bunch of superfluous classes. So, without having a passion for anything, I chose a career based on time in school, salary, and respect. I didn't want to always be working under someone more educated than me. I picked perfectly. I hope to graduate in May and be working closely with the judicial system.
Hmm...what else makes me tick?
I enjoy singing really loudly in my car. I will sing to anything from classic rock to broadway showtunes. Drivers have been known to see me dancing along as well. What can I say? I like to have fun! Singing and acting was big for me in high school. (I can make references to high school because I haven't been out too long.)
For fun I love to laugh. Seriously, there are few things better than cracking up at inappropriate times. I find church functions and class to be good times. I keep in shape from laughing....and working out....but it's so much more fun to claim you stay fit just by laughing!
My favorite things are: Raindrops on roses....SIKE! For real: My dog, Chili's chips and salsa, being toasty under the covers when it's cold around me, spooning, driving a standard transmission (real women know how), chicken salad sandwiches with pineapple, my piano, laughing so hard that I lose my breath, having new experiences, having nothing I need to do, getting tipsy and playing board games, occasional blaze-ed-ness, and hugs from my tall man friend and then resting my head in his chest spot.
I am really open and not easily offended....had you alread picked up on the whole "I'm open" bit?A person can ask me anything and chances are I will answer honestly...and if I don't want to answer, I will chuckle and tell you "nunya." Then I'll wait for you to say "nunya, what?" And then I'll come back with "nunya bee's wax!" Then we'll laugh and you'll ask a different question. That's how I roll!
Elly-Mae is pretty. Elly-Mae is fun. Elly-Mae is pretty fun!
There class....any questions?
~elly~
Gawd, I'm tryin to remember when SIKE got popular. I just feel old sometimes. And I'm 30. Shame I couldn't be your tall man friend.
Well, I'm doing my best to bring "groovy" back. But then it's more the Bruce Campbell/Evil Dead/Duke Nukem type of "groovy". With LOTS of attitudeI'm totally bringing "SIKE" back into play. It'll catch on....![]()

I'm totally bringing "SIKE" back into play. It'll catch on....![]()
And like others posting in this thread, I am a little torn. I am glad you have a tall man-friend in your life, but a little disappointed that I don't have a shot. My loss...his gain.
He's a man friend....not so much a boyfriend. We're good friends, with solid benefits.![]()
He's a man friend....not so much a boyfriend. We're good friends, with solid benefits.![]()
The lucky bum! Makes me wish I was in Texas! Do you play with others? Or just enjoy the benefits of his friendship??
If you are ever in California, please let me know. You I would love to meet and laugh with!
One day George Warsta comes home early from his job at the pickle factory. His wife, Marge, immediately senses something is very wrong, and rushes to comfort him.
“George, darling,” she says, “you look so sad! What’s wrong?”
“Well, Marge, there’s no easy way to say it, so I’m just going to say it. I got fired today.” George casts his eyes down, ashamed.
“Why, George? You’ve been a good and faithful employee for years!”
“I didn’t want to worry you, dear but, for the last several months I’ve had this strange compulsion.” Wracked with shame, his body trembles. “I’ve had this overwhelming urge to stick my penis into the pickle slicer.
“I spoke to the company doctor, and even went to therapy, but nothing helped. The urge just got stronger and stronger, until today…”
A wave of terror crashed down on Marge and her eyes, filling with tears, dropped to her husband’s crotch. “Oh my god, honey… are you…?”
“I’m fine, honey! I wasn’t hurt at all!”
Confused, she slowly dabbed her eys with a tissue. “Well, then, what happened to the pickle slicer?”
Laughing, George shrugged his shoulders… “I’m not really sure, but I’d guess that she got fired too.”
Oh yes, they definitely make one HOT. Thanks for sharing sexy girl!Umm...if you like a lot left to the imagination....skip this one!
And if a smidge of hair isn't your thing....avoid .34...not out of control bush, but I'm home for the holiday and not getting any so I wasn't very meticulous...
Enjoy! These make me hot...
Umm...if you like a lot left to the imagination....skip this one!
And if a smidge of hair isn't your thing....avoid .34...not out of control bush, but I'm home for the holiday and not getting any so I wasn't very meticulous...
Enjoy! These make me hot...