This I know to be true.

This I know to be true, (eh, kinda!)

“If it’s better to know someone before fucking them; why is anonymous sex such an attractive proposition?” 🤭
 
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Good handjob (particularly if there is also finger in the bum) is better than average sex or average blowjob
 
The loneliest French Martini is one toasted to yourself in a hotel bar on a rainy Friday afternoon.

But boy does it taste good.

TIKTBT
 
The loneliest French Martini is one toasted to yourself in a hotel bar on a rainy Friday afternoon.

But boy does it taste good.

TIKTBT
This is not my line, but I am sure some will recognize the wisdom.

“I’m not lonely when I’m alone,”

TIKTBT
 
In two lines… can Truth we twirl
that rhyme and meter bode?

“That the most indecisive squirrel
ends flattened in the road.”


This I know to be true.
 
Objects attract with the force equal to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them.
TIKTBT
 
Women are like Hurricanes, when they come they are wet and windy, when they go they take your house and car.

TIKTBT
 
All realities are fictions,
self-narrative points of view,
just convincing contradictions
that delude illusion true.


This I know to be… well… fuck.
 
No one loves a little boy choir more than the brits.

TIKTBT

(This coronation of a king is as boring as fuck might I add. How much “to thy son our saviour Jesus Christ blah blah blahs “ can one utter?!)
 
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