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Sean Renaud said:
Australia is practically proof that real life is a video game. Europe is level one. Not a lot of dangerous critters. Then you move on to North America. There's some shit here. Then South America, then Asia, then Ice World. . .it's just there for flavor, then Hell. . .down under. . .the place with dinosaurs, sharks, dragons, spiders and jelly fish.

Also don't tell me the location of that picture. I will hack a drone.
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http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/06/22/video-undefined-1F02CF8000000578-398_636x358.jpg
 
girlsmiley said:
Wolf Creek. I should never have watched that movie. "Head on a stick."


Have you seen The Babadook?

I've heard good things about it, but I just can't watch it.

https://youtu.be/Pn8-NDiSTtQ
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Yep. That scene always makes me cringe. I try not to imagine exactly what happens afterwards...

Oh yeah, The Babadook is one of my favorite movies of the last few years. Really creepy creature, and I felt sorry for the poor mother. That freaking kid.
 
girlsmiley said:
Lol.
Huntsman spiders are really quick too. They can boogie.
Big and hairy and quick, but quite harmless.
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The harm will come from me trying to get away, tripping, and who knows what else. Yes, it will be quite entertaining and funny later...but, only if I survive!:D
 
girlsmiley said:
They're assholes.

I've never had one. My brothers, but not me.

How do you get them off?
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You're supposed to burn them out with a hot match so the head doesn't stay buried in your skin. But I just pull them off. Probably why I have scars.
 
I reckon that guy is about an average hand span, based on the depth of an average door frame. The only local spiders that freak me out are red backs and white tails. Others keep me wary, but they wouldn't be in my home if there were nothing to eat, so I leave them alone. Daddy long legs are almost cute.

Wolf creek is horribly gory, and Babadook was a little meh to me. My favourite horrors are House of 1000 corpses, and The Devils rejects. After watching the human centipede, I am really careful about what I watch. That fucking movie scarred me.
 
Gianbattista said:
I have read this a few times on this forum. That there is nothing dangerous in Europe. Certainly there is less ..because there is less rurality left. But we have on the continental body, wolves, bears, lynx. Its not austrailia certainly. :). A scorpion sting won't kill you for example.
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I thought you guys got all your wolves? Hell we got MOST of ours if you're talking US proper and not Canada/Alaska. We also have Great Whites and if I'm not mistaken ours are the meanest (at least to human beings. Those South African ones damn near fly. I shudder to think what would happen in Cali if the sharks realized they could get us on boats.)

And Australia has exploding trees! Oh and massive underground fires. I'm not making that up. Apparently coal doesn't give two shits that it's underground once it starts. (Though there is at least one US city like that it's what the city of Silent Hill is partially based on.)

Exploding trees are on the list of things that make me believe in God. I can totally see him and some angels chillin.

Angel: Trees are made of wood, and wood burns. It will keep mankind warm.
God: What if we made one kind that has flammable sap? Wouldn't that be awesome. One day they'll set fires thinking how terribly clever they are in clearing land and BAM. Bomb Tree.

Angel: You should stop making animals that are so similar m'lord. The humans will detect a pattern and think it's natural.
God: Then I'll make a poisonous mammal that lays eggs and has a duck bill. Let them explain THAT shit.
 
Sean Renaud said:
I thought you guys got all your wolves? Hell we got MOST of ours if you're talking US proper and not Canada/Alaska. We also have Great Whites and if I'm not mistaken ours are the meanest (at least to human beings. Those South African ones damn near fly. I shudder to think what would happen in Cali if the sharks realized they could get us on boats.)

And Australia has exploding trees! Oh and massive underground fires. I'm not making that up. Apparently coal doesn't give two shits that it's underground once it starts. (Though there is at least one US city like that it's what the city of Silent Hill is partially based on.)

Exploding trees are on the list of things that make me believe in God. I can totally see him and some angels chillin.

Angel: Trees are made of wood, and wood burns. It will keep mankind warm.
God: What if we made one kind that has flammable sap? Wouldn't that be awesome. One day they'll set fires thinking how terribly clever they are in clearing land and BAM. Bomb Tree.

Angel: You should stop making animals that are so similar m'lord. The humans will detect a pattern and think it's natural.
God: Then I'll make a poisonous mammal that lays eggs and has a duck bill. Let them explain THAT shit.
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Lmao!
 
Sean Renaud said:
I thought you guys got all your wolves? Hell we got MOST of ours if you're talking US proper and not Canada/Alaska. We also have Great Whites and if I'm not mistaken ours are the meanest (at least to human beings. Those South African ones damn near fly. I shudder to think what would happen in Cali if the sharks realized they could get us on boats.)

And Australia has exploding trees! Oh and massive underground fires. I'm not making that up. Apparently coal doesn't give two shits that it's underground once it starts. (Though there is at least one US city like that it's what the city of Silent Hill is partially based on.)

Exploding trees are on the list of things that make me believe in God. I can totally see him and some angels chillin.

Angel: Trees are made of wood, and wood burns. It will keep mankind warm.
God: What if we made one kind that has flammable sap? Wouldn't that be awesome. One day they'll set fires thinking how terribly clever they are in clearing land and BAM. Bomb Tree.

Angel: You should stop making animals that are so similar m'lord. The humans will detect a pattern and think it's natural.
God: Then I'll make a poisonous mammal that lays eggs and has a duck bill. Let them explain THAT shit.
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LMAO! We have awesome shit here.

From what I've heard, Florida has had experienced the exploding tree problem. That's the joy of introducing foreign species.
 
We have these tiny little ones that you can sometimes barely see called the Brown Recluse. But they can do serious damage if their bite goes untreated. People have lost bits of themselves due to tissue deterioration and infection.
 
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