EctoJohn
Romantic Swordsman
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- May 8, 2009
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You know I kid, right? Besides, you're my favorite one-upper.![]()
Of course I know.

It's fun to have a bit of back and forth.
Nice that I'm your favorite.



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You know I kid, right? Besides, you're my favorite one-upper.![]()




Then why'd you suggest just a play date, Sad Doll?![]()
GoodOf course I know.
It's fun to have a bit of back and forth.
Nice that I'm your favorite.![]()

You have no idea what you want, do you? Besides my body, that is?Because I was going to surprise you? Uh yeah, let's go with that.

Something ripping off the packaging in a hurry works too.![]()

I swear, I don't know if I'd ever have much self control around you. I hope you don't mind getting groped, like, all the time![]()

Baby, this is the beginning of something beautiful![]()
"He saw her boobs before he even knew her real name...and eventually they walked off into the sunset together..." That has Disney written all over it.

You have no idea what you want, do you? Besides my body, that is?![]()
#maleproblems"He saw her boobs before he even knew her real name...and eventually they walked off into the sunset together..." That has Disney written all over it.






Maybe a Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan vehicle instead? It's time we got those two crazy kids back together.*snorts* lol![]()
Bunny, come here. I'll make it less confusing.HEY, us guys have two heads. It can get confusing trying to think when they're in conflict with each other.#maleproblems
Happily ever after!

Maybe a Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan vehicle instead? It's time we got those two crazy kids back together.
I'm not much for poetry, but I do love E. E. Cummings. Here's me reading one of his poems: i like my body.
Because I do.
Flaws and all.
I like my body.
Bunny, come here. I'll make it less confusing.![]()

You think?Hmmmm......![]()
Until you moved to Kauai, anyway.Somehow, I think we would![]()

Thank youYour voice is such a turn on. Soft, sultry and seductive
As for your 'flaws' . . . I so want to jump on all of your flaws

You know how vicious bunnies can get?!Bunny?I'm a man! With a huge cock (in micro inches). You better hear me roar!
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Now c'mere my big man. 
Until you moved to Kauai, anyway.![]()
No guarantees it will happen. Perhaps I'll just buy some vacation property out there. We can go whenever we want. I'll be nice and secluded, we can prance around naked as much as we like
You know how vicious bunnies can get?!Now c'mere my big man.
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Har. Bunnies are prey for this big, bad wolf.![]()
I'm not much for poetry, but I do love E. E. Cummings. Here's me reading one of his poems: i like my body.
Because I do.
Flaws and all.
I like my body.
When I get home, I must listen to this.
I must say, I like your body too!!!! Although, I see no flaws at all. Well besides the glaring one. You know, the one because you are 3000 miles away from me.![]()

The miles are indeed a problem. Hello, you sweet thing!The miles are indeed a problem.
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Yes indeed they are.I do like that. As long as it's not too hot and humid. My hair's frizzy enough.![]()
