This is for Wizzie, the pool party boy.....

[Svedish_Chef]

Hey man cant you see he's wacked already... hang on where'd you go man.... man!

Bob I'm not her gett off already OK!

 

[Bobtoad777]

sorry Chef but i do not swing that way no matter how good i feel, but where is that rosebud i was chasing earlier?

 

[Cheyenne]

Yes!!! Finally! Now they won't kick me out of matchmaking school...... it's about time Hunny and Bobtoad. Sure took ya long enough.

Cheyenne, who called this one first!

Oops, forgot to congratulate Siren! Congrats on your 1,000 posts!

 

[Bobtoad777]

Cheyenne,

yes, you called this one right down the middle. I hope you get that match makers badge real soon for this job. Hey why arent your clothes off, cheyenne?

 

[Wizard]

Cheyenne, She poped the shit out of his cherry........................Defowered him right there.........................I thought she was hurting the guy..............

 

[Cheyenne]

Ah....who said they weren't off?

 

[Bobtoad777]

sorry i couldnt tell you was standing over by the bbq blocking my view. Cwhy dont you come over her and visit me for a few miniutes

 

[Cheyenne]

I was just scouting around for my old buddy Golden- he usually keeps me busy at these kinds of parties. Anyone seen him lately?

 

[Wizard]

Not for quite a while.....................

 

[Bobtoad777]

i havent seen him but can i keep you occupied until he shows?

 

[Naked Hunny]

MR. Toad i fuck you once and you already lookin for someone else well i never damn ok then two can play at this game!! Hey Cheyenne wanna come over here and play with a little hunny?

 

[Bobtoad777]

well i didnt see you after you disappeared and i was ready for more, maybe we can share cheyenne?

 

[KillerMuffin]

*drops the cake, brownies, cookies, baklava, pie, cherries jubilee and the gallon jug of Unk's lightnin in the pool*

OH MY MOTHER FUCKING GAWD!!!!

NEKKIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Tell me you used a condom, pleeeeeeease. Oh gawd oh gawd I'm dyin here.

This is what I get for leaving you alone long enough to let a psychotic multiple personality canuck suck my toes.

 

[Bobtoad777]

killer muffin,

it isnt that bad honest it wasnt, it was rather nice actually.

 

[Wizard]

Hey LOOK CAKES......Brownies....yum yum can wizard have some????????PPPLease???????????????????

 

[Cheyenne]

Uh oh..... time for a get away swim I think. *dives into the pool and swims fast away from new lovebirds Toad and Bunny*

 

[Bobtoad777]

jumps intot he pool and surfaces and just waits patiently to see what happens next.

 

[Naked Hunny]

I know what happens next sweetie!!!



FOOD FIGHT!!!

 

[KillerMuffin]

I gotta call from Dixon. He told me to bring dessert, its Siren's 1000th pool party. Sheesh, of course you can have some Wizzie.

Watch out for unc's lightnin, it'll knock you flat on your ass.

 

[Bobtoad777]

yeaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!

grabs a floating brownie and flings it at killer muffin

 

[Naked Hunny]

Dont hit my Muff with food!! *picks up cake and throws it at Toad* At least i dont have to fake an orgasm with Muff!!

 

[Bobtoad777]

you... you... you faked????


sniffle whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

boboad dives to the bottom and doesnt make any sign of coming back to the surface.

 

[Naked Hunny]

HAHA Dont you love telling men you faked you always get the best reactions guess i better go give him some oxygen!!

*Swims down to Bobtoad and kisses him full on the lips*

 

[Wizard]

Bob won't be needing this brownie......................I have it............

 

[Bobtoad777]

bobtoads eyeballs open wide out of his head in astonishment. plays some toungue hockey with naked below the surface. then rockets to the surface with naked hunny.

oh well so you fakes at least i got to screw you, just like you did my head all the time when i first came here. Anyways lets party.