This just SO reflects my mood right now...

[Guest]

Thanks, CV*. That was sweet. P.

*I've elevated you to uppercase.

Babe, let me feel your pee upon my upper chest area!

 

[Guest]

Ha! ya can't fool me, you twat. Mwah! P. (that's my initial, not a come on )

 

[Guest]

Ha! ya can't fool me, you twat. Mwah! P. (that's my initial, not a come on )

OK. you want me come off?

Fair enough, I suppose.


Erongi

 

[Guest]

Do it.

 

[boxofrocks]

This one's for CV

A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly
speak.

After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done.

The monsignor replied, " When I am worried about getting nervous On
the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I
start to get nervous, I take a sip."

So next Sunday he took the monsignor's advice.
At the beginning of the sermon, he got nervous and took a drink.

He proceeded to talk up a storm.

Upon his return to his office after the mass, he found the
following note on the door:
1) Sip the vodka, don't gulp.
2) There are 10 commandments, not 12.
3) There are 12 disciples, not 10.
4) Jesus was consecrated, not constipated.
5) Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not bet his ass.
6) We do not refer to Jesus Christ as the late J.C.
7) The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are not referred to as Daddy,
Junior and the spook.
8) David slew Goliath, he did not kick the shit out of him.
9) When David was hit by a rock and was knocked off his donkey,
don't say he was stoned off his ass.
10)We do not refer to the cross as the "Big T."
11)When Jesus broke the bread at the last supper he said, "take
this and eat it for it is my body." He did not say " Eat me" .
12)The Virgin Mary is not called " Mary with the Cherry,.
13)The recommended grace before a meal is not: Rub-A-Dub-Dub
thanks for the grub, Yeah God.
14)Next Sunday there will be a taffy pulling contest at
ST.Peter's not a peter pulling contest at St. Taffy's.

 

[Guest]

Hey, newbie.

You realise your nick vaguely rhymes with dog's bollocks?

cv the lame rhymer with a faint lime smell and after-taste on the bollocks.

 

[doormouse]

Hey, newbie.

You realise your nick vaguely rhymes with dog's bollocks?

cv the lame rhymer with a faint lime smell and after-taste on the bollocks.

Be nice CV

Or I'll set my dog on ya ;-)

 

[Guest]

But, I am.

For some strange reason, in East London (and Sussex, I think), "dog's bollocks" is used as adjective for "the best".

I'm no linguist. More like oral historian. I passed all of my oral examinations.

 

[Guest]

Ceev, just a few blocks from my flat there's a pub called The Dog's Bollix, and I don't even live in England. I'm thinking I'll go there later and ask if anyone knows you.

Perdita

 

[RavenSpirit2k4]

I was at a computer-stuff forum for awhile, a few months ago, where someone posted "AVG is the dog's nuts", apparently meaning he liked it. Perhaps he was British and translated "bollocks" to "nuts" for us ignorant colonials? That was the first time I'd ever heard that particular phrase. At the time it earned a blank stare from me.

 

[comp|icity]

if yer interested...

.. The reason we Brits use the phrase 'The dogs bollocks' to mean something good is because a dog is lucky enough to be able to lick his own bollocks, which has to be a good thing!...




(edited to correct stupid typo)

 

[Guest]

Why the hell am I checking up your non-existing AV for?

Sigh

Madness, I tell you. . .