Thongs

I prefer wearing nothing compared to thongs.

Except at work. There I wear comfy granny panties under my asexual blue scrubs.
 
I care more about comfort than visible panty lines. The only thongs I wear are on my feet.

Men should not wear thong underwear either, totally judgey right there.

That reminds me of this douche that worked out at
the same gym that I did. This guy was a textbook
example of how to be a douchebag.

1) He worked out in the same outfit every day that
he didn't wash (his top was fleece?!?) When Friday
rolled around, he literally stunk up the place.

2) He was insane tanning guy. He looked this dark
except for his eyelids which were snow white due
to the tanning goggles he wore.:
http://i2.cdn.turner.com/dr/hln/www/release/sites/default/files/imagecache/textarticle_640/2012/05/02/tan.mom_0.jpg

3) He wore a black thong. Guys would turn away
when he showed up in the locker so they wouldn't
get temporarily blinded by man ass.
 
Note to the world, avoid the salad at WQ's house. When the son wince's when you pick up the salad tongs....

I'd laugh.

And still pass on the salad after he's pouting in his room like a bitch.

No need to pass on the salad - those tongs have been in the garage ever since then (handy for holding roses while I trim!)
Besides.... I have OCD so my laundry is fucking SPOTLESS.
 
That reminds me of this douche that worked out at
the same gym that I did. This guy was a textbook
example of how to be a douchebag.

1) He worked out in the same outfit every day that
he didn't wash (his top was fleece?!?) When Friday
rolled around, he literally stunk up the place.

2) He was insane tanning guy. He looked this dark
except for his eyelids which were snow white due
to the tanning goggles he wore.:
http://i2.cdn.turner.com/dr/hln/www/release/sites/default/files/imagecache/textarticle_640/2012/05/02/tan.mom_0.jpg

3) He wore a black thong. Guys would turn away
when he showed up in the locker so they wouldn't
get temporarily blinded by man ass.

Ewwww

Wait! He didn't tan his ass too?
 
I used to wear them but never got used to them. It's only granny panties for me now.
 
Literally, the only white on him were his eyelids.
Every time he blinked, it was like a flash of
douche.

Haha, for this reason alone I think Trump fake n bakes. He has this odd orange color with weird white baggy eyes.
 
right now it's high cut briefs, since my pants called for lining.
 
Since my ablation, I have no periods. You should PM me for more info.

That's what I'm getting done, soon as!
Since menoause started, I went from 5 mths without a cycle to HELL (to the point where I am having iron infusions!)
Enough already :(
 
I started out of curiosity and liked them and how they felt. I felt sexy in the underwear and loved them at the beach. My wife wore them because that's what girls did but really liked them at the beach and the tan lines. 22 years later I wouldn't wear anything else and would never give up my tan lines. My wife would kill me!
 
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