Thongs

Sad, sick humour:

There's an Aussie outback tip in regards to thongs or g-strings on men: All you need to do is reverse your briefs, and you'll have it all set without spending a cent, and with that extra bit of room up front.

Don't ask me who or why.
Just know that it's Australia, and we're all wierd down here.
 
Originally posted by bluemuse
LOL....darlin, you are fighting it! Give in to the g-string.........

I can't give into anything unless I know whos touching my hole.
 
Tristesse said:
I meant Bent but if you're offering.........


:D

i promise not to nudge you in that summer swimmin hole


its almost frozen anyhow

but it still go there often


:kiss:
 
Bent said:
No pantyliner?! I prefer pantyliners to my cootch touching panties...I'm just weird that way.

Do you have excessive bodily excretions or something?
 
Originally posted by Morcheeba
Do you have excessive bodily excretions or something?

I just prefer using a pantyliner...why? Am I supposed to?
 
Bent said:
I can't give into anything unless I know whos touching my hole.

LOL...it isn't a who, it's a what. That's the beauty of it. Darlin, you just keep wearing your granny panties. Part of feeling sexy is feeling comfortable.
 
Originally posted by bluemuse
LOL...it isn't a who, it's a what. That's the beauty of it. Darlin, you just keep wearing your granny panties. Part of feeling sexy is feeling comfortable.

I sleep without undies on :D Don't tell anyone.
 
Bent said:
I think I would like to see a man in a thong.



If you can find me one, I'll wear it. But only if I get to see YOU in one ;)

I would like the idea of wearing underwear that covered by genitals, and nothing else. I think I would feel sexy. But they don't make them, as far as I know. Except those really tacky ones in the lit store and similar boutiques lol.
 
Those are about the biggest wicked weasel panties/swimsuits I've ever seen.... They come much smaller than that.
 
Bent said:
I just prefer using a pantyliner...why? Am I supposed to?

Oh no, of course not. I just like my pussy to breathe as much as possible. I only use pantyliners when I'm spotting and/or when I feel like a cum-dumpster the next morning. You know what I mean.
 
bent you wear boxer briefs? Well there goes my sexy image of you
 
Originally posted by Morcheeba
Oh no, of course not. I just like my pussy to breathe as much as possible. I only use pantyliners when I'm pre-spotting and when I feel like a cum-dumpster the next morning. You know what I mean.

With Colin, I'm always a cum-dumpster :D I just feel completely naked without one.
 
eagleyez said:
i promise not to nudge you in that summer swimmin hole


its almost frozen anyhow

but it still go there often


:kiss:


I 'member. Nice for a wintery walk.


:rose:
 
Originally posted by plasmaball
bent you wear boxer briefs? Well there goes my sexy image of you

I said I PREFER them, and yeah I own a pair or two...but I wear big nana panties plas :)
 
Originally posted by EdibleEmmie
good got get to Vickys asap and get some sets lol
sexy stuff will turn on your man and make you feel sexier;)

They don't allow me into Victoria Secrets, my ass is too big.
 
i am wearing boxer briefs...

i love'm

I prefer my woman in slim under wear
 
Originally posted by EdibleEmmie
hmm my ass fits in them ........well there are other stores you know. I know Fredericks has plus size stuff I bought a cute teddy for a friends shower

Just tell everyone I'm a plus size, sheesh! ;)
 
OMG Morchy's av is too funny. I hope she has good dental coverage cuz I'd have to knock them teeth out. My stuff gets like a battering ram, them choppers ain't shit LOL!!!


And Bent...would you please explain for us slow individual's who the hell Colin is. We all know Non is not Colin Ferrell but is Colin yer hubby in real life so he just uses a CF pic? Are ya married but ya doin' Colin on the side? Are ya wacked and think that your actually Angelina Jolie and he's really Colin Ferrell and .........now that would make for really pretty porn if ya were. Hot couple. Ok so what gives? I don't know how much longer I can truly enjoy Lit until I know.









Shit...............she'll never tell me now LOL!!!
 
Originally posted by DevilishTexan
Are ya wacked and think that your actually Angelina Jolie and he's really Colin Ferrell

Yes. :p And it's Farrell, love.
 
Bent said:
Yes. :p And it's Farrell, love.


Ferrell, Farrell, he's a lil wuss prettyboy with a bad mouth that smokes too much!!!!



Wait a min...........NAH, he's cool LOL!!!
 
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