Those embarrassing moments...

[HellBenttoo]

Feel free to share your own.

Mine, today. During an hour long trip through MRI. While listening to the buzz, groan, click and growl of the machine, I began to drift. Suddenly, I realized that I had an erection. A spontaneous fucking erection! This hasn't happened since before chemo and radiation and surgery and just fucking getting old. But, there I was, laying with my upper body in the machine and my lower body covered only by one of those rear hatchway gowns that only a double jointed gymnast can tie, sporting a friggin' boner!

I am way too old for this shit. It rises and falls, so to speak, for the next half hour. I can't stop it. I love it! I hate it! I slide out of the machine to an audience of young female techs. I couldn't look them in the eyes. I made a strategic retreat, holding the gown closed over my butt.

 

[done_got_old]

That's funny! I'm sure a lot of people heard about this from the techs. They probably enjoyed the diversion. The last time I had a test (I don't remember what it was.) I thought I'd crapped on myself. The tech (male) got me situated so I could clean myself up. There was nothing to clean up. The nurse laughed and said that was a good surprise.

 

[HellBenttoo]

That's funny! I'm sure a lot of people heard about this from the techs. They probably enjoyed the diversion. The last time I had a test (I don't remember what it was.) I thought I'd crapped on myself. The tech (male) got me situated so I could clean myself up. There was nothing to clean up. The nurse laughed and said that was a good surprise.

There should be a giant sign outside every medical facility, " DIGNITY, THOU ART DENIED ENTRY! "