Thought, Stolen

[southern_slut]

I just completely stole this concept from another writer in the SRP threads, yet it applies so well. You can punish me for not thinking of it sooner. Christmas. As seen from "Halloween Whore", I love the thought of themed roleplay. Tie me up with christmas lights, violate me with candy canes, make me your slutty elf of XXX-mas. PM me if you're interested, but please make it something I'll remember.

 

[Maxell46]

Made me laugh!!!

make me your slutty elf

I damn near choked on my morning coffee
Just struck me as funny and this Elf image popped into my head when I read that .

So now I'll more than likely spend the rest of the day with this image of a scantily dressed Elf tied to my bed with candy canes and Mistle Toe...

M

 

[southern_slut]

Who says you can't mix dungeons and torment with a little sarcasm and humor? Sexy Mrs Claus is so over done.

 

[southern_slut]

~Season's Bump~

 

[flint9]

howdy

whats up this morning

 

[LuvStrange69]

Mrs. Clause and the sledteam...

*€#%... wrong thread.
Sorry!
Maybe not, if Santa kitted Mrs. C up in all that kit, harness, bridle, brace, leather straps and a whip. The possibilities abound...

 

[southern_slut]

"Reindeer Play"...
I like it, you're not sure if it's erotic or comedic. To laugh or to cum, that is the question...

 

[temptedtoo]

YEEHAW!


Tied up in tinsel. How about you give Santa something to eat besides cookies. LOL.
Love it.

 

[supple1]

I would love to put an ornamental tweeter on your large throbbing clit and tweak it just that extra much

 

[Proximus]

How does this float your boat???

Glass Candy Cane Dildo

I am also thinking about lots of Jingle Bells... either clamped to or hanging from your nipples and smoothly shaved labia

 

[LuvStrange69]

"Reindeer Play"...
I like it, you're not sure if it's erotic or comedic. To laugh or to cum, that is the question...

Laughter was the intent, but who am I to judge?
;-}

 

[southern_slut]

Wow, I'm honestly shocked so many people posted for this. I thought it was kinda weird when I drew up the idea. "Sexualize Christmas? You heathen slut!"

 

[BeEfToFu]

Wow, I'm honestly shocked so many people posted for this. I thought it was kinda weird when I drew up the idea. "Sexualize Christmas? You heathen slut!"

I'm clearly in the heathen category as the idea of 'reindeer play' conjured an image of a sexy svelte Mrs Claus on all fours, bound in place with tinsel and strings of Christmas lights topped off with a faux Rudolph red nose and a reindeer bell attached to her clitoris.

And then there are a constant line of elves coming forth for oral favours from the bound Mrs Claus, or teasing the little reindeer bell attached to her clitoris. And Santa's just standing there watching... occasionally reminding Mrs Claus of her place if she slacks off or gets too close to orgasm.

So... Where do I apply to be an Elf and/or Santa?

-ToFu​

 

[southern_slut]

All applications shall be processed through my PM inbox. Thank you for you patronage.

 

[southern_slut]

Well my Saturday night has tragically become one of loneliness and Literotica. Care to help me turn it around?

 

[supple1]

Well my Saturday night has tragically become one of loneliness and Literotica. Care to help me turn it around?

I think you need to be kissed all over once more

 

[southern_slut]

It's an early day off from work, but my mood is decidedly dark. Most nights I enjoy some bratty, chatty fun where there's as much sarcasm and comedy as there is sex. Not tonight. If you'd like to help, please send me a PM. Be aware, if you send some cheeky one liner or "A/S/L" type of message, I won't even dignify with a response. Bring your A game or don't even try.

 

[temptedtoo]

your mood still dark rare you feeling randy baby, yeah.