Thought You Might Like to Know!

[genderbender]

Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500 employees and has the following statistics:

*29 have been accused of spousal abuse
*7 have been arrested for fraud
*19 have been accused of writing bad checks
*117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at leased 2 businesses
*3 have done time for assault
*71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
*14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
*8 have been arrested for shoplifting
*21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
*84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year

Can you guess which organization this is?




Give up yet?







It's the 535 members of the United States Congress.

 

[CreamyLady]

Oh, darn. They are human beings after all.

And all this time, I thought they were Higher Life Forms.

I'm crushed.

 

[DarkAngel]

Thats not a surpise

 

[KillerMuffin]

No one is unimpeachable are they?

Let he who is without fuck-ups shoot the first rubber bullet.

 

[genderbender]

Let he who is without fuck-ups shoot the first rubber bullet.

You do have a way with words!

 

[KillerMuffin]

I say we mandate compulsory congressional corporal punishment. That'll make Ted Kennedy writhe around on the floor in ecstasy. He be drunk and bringe his domme to work too!

 

[genderbender]

I'm really not stalking you...

KM - have your really posted over 3800 messages on this board in only nine months? I'm really impressed. You are either wonderfully prolific, or you don't have any life at all.