Thread killers anonymous..

[done_got_old]

you'll still need the Vaseline.........

Try EVOO

 

[koalabear]

Try EVOO

does add a touch of flavor.......

 

[Vampladydi]

I'm allergic to mineral oil, no Vaseline. Thanks. *nods*

There's a water-based Vaseline.

 

[Wings27]

There's a water-based Vaseline.

I actually found a brand of KY that doesn't give me hives. Took a while. and lots of expirimenting.

 

[koalabear]

I actually found a brand of KY that doesn't give me hives. Took a while. and lots of expirimenting.

Kama Sutra lubes.

 

[Wings27]

Kama Sutra lubes.

I've only tried one so far, and I like it.

 

[koalabear]

I've only tried one so far, and I like it.

the mint and chocolate........yummy.........

 

[Vampladydi]

I actually found a brand of KY that doesn't give me hives. Took a while. and lots of expirimenting.

Do tell. Sharing is caring you know!

 

[DaBears34]

You folks certainly know a lot about lubrication.

 

[Wings27]

Do tell. Sharing is caring you know!

The tingling version is the only one that doesn't bother me. I did try the chocolate Kama Sutra one as well, it's good.

 

[koalabear]

You folks certainly know a lot about lubrication.

just the in and outs of it.........

 

[limiwa]

on a great wave of lube....I slide......

this joker's going to bed....weeeeeeeee!

 

[koalabear]

on a great wave of lube....I slide......

this joker's going to bed....weeeeeeeee!

sweet dreams.......

 

[Wings27]

You folks certainly know a lot about lubrication.

ahem, lubrication is very important.

 

[DaBears34]

on a great wave of lube....I slide......

this joker's going to bed....weeeeeeeee!

lol night limiwa

 

[Golden_Silence]

Positions of sex & Suckretary

Hey hey! I already claimed the suckretary position!

I remember now, this was the time you asked for the name tag. You can tend to the duties I need.

Oh, sorry, the Thread Master named me that, I didn't name myself!

Da Bears is #2 so I think you are his choice

ladies, hello

sucksretary and sexretary are two diferent positions most of the time, surely y'all can get along, or next to each other or with each other?

You can be the all round sex/sucretary, to cover sickness and to add backup when the load is going to be too much for one sex/sucretary

Well you've got a sexretary and a volunteer for a suckretary. Any other positions open?

You I am ass igning to the Snerker, keep him in line, or Deep Purple will be used

I'm already under you...what more do you want?

Seems KB went over my head here and already sorted his staffing arrangements, make sure he didn't offer dental, its not in the program

Gentlemen of the board... staffing is indeed sorted...

IF ANY OF YOU ABUSE YOUR POSITIONS TO THE EXTENT THE FOUNDATION HAS TO DEFEND A SEUAL HARASSMENT CASE.... DEEP PURPLE WILL BE MAKING A VISIT, AND YOU WILL BE ITS BITCH FOR THE DURATION OF YOUR TENURE.

SEX/SUCRETARIES.. DO WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT AS THE MEN WILL NEVER COMPLAIN

 

[mark197205]

OMGhttp://i261.photobucket.com/albums/ii44/msmaggie88/smiles/shocked.jpg

*snerk*

 

[mark197205]

Oh, you SHALL!

Woohoo!!!!!

 

[DaBears34]

I remember now, this was the time you asked for the name tag. You can tend to the duties I need.

Da Bears is #2 so I think you are his choice

You can be the all round sex/sucretary, to cover sickness and to add backup when the load is going to be too much for one sex/sucretary

You I am ass igning to the Snerker, keep him in line, or Deep Purple will be used

Seems KB went over my head here and already sorted his staffing arrangements, make sure he didn't offer dental, its not in the program

Gentlemen of the board... staffing is indeed sorted...

IF ANY OF YOU ABUSE YOUR POSITIONS TO THE EXTENT THE FOUNDATION HAS TO DEFEND A SEUAL HARASSMENT CASE.... DEEP PURPLE WILL BE MAKING A VISIT, AND YOU WILL BE ITS BITCH FOR THE DURATION OF YOUR TENURE.

SEX/SUCRETARIES.. DO WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT AS THE MEN WILL NEVER COMPLAIN

I like a boss who takes charge . . .

 

[koalabear]

ahem, lubrication is very important.

http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn233/koalabear_photo/04.gif

 

[Wings27]

I remember now, this was the time you asked for the name tag. You can tend to the duties I need.

Da Bears is #2 so I think you are his choice

You can be the all round sex/sucretary, to cover sickness and to add backup when the load is going to be too much for one sex/sucretary

You I am ass igning to the Snerker, keep him in line, or Deep Purple will be used

Seems KB went over my head here and already sorted his staffing arrangements, make sure he didn't offer dental, its not in the program

Gentlemen of the board... staffing is indeed sorted...

IF ANY OF YOU ABUSE YOUR POSITIONS TO THE EXTENT THE FOUNDATION HAS TO DEFEND A SEUAL HARASSMENT CASE.... DEEP PURPLE WILL BE MAKING A VISIT, AND YOU WILL BE ITS BITCH FOR THE DURATION OF YOUR TENURE.

SEX/SUCRETARIES.. DO WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT AS THE MEN WILL NEVER COMPLAIN

*nods* this is why he's Thread Master. he's got his shit together.

 

[mark197205]

I remember now, this was the time you asked for the name tag. You can tend to the duties I need.

Da Bears is #2 so I think you are his choice

You can be the all round sex/sucretary, to cover sickness and to add backup when the load is going to be too much for one sex/sucretary

You I am ass igning to the Snerker, keep him in line, or Deep Purple will be used

Seems KB went over my head here and already sorted his staffing arrangements, make sure he didn't offer dental, its not in the program

Gentlemen of the board... staffing is indeed sorted...

IF ANY OF YOU ABUSE YOUR POSITIONS TO THE EXTENT THE FOUNDATION HAS TO DEFEND A SEUAL HARASSMENT CASE.... DEEP PURPLE WILL BE MAKING A VISIT, AND YOU WILL BE ITS BITCH FOR THE DURATION OF YOUR TENURE.

SEX/SUCRETARIES.. DO WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT AS THE MEN WILL NEVER COMPLAIN

And when was I going to be consulted over the use of Deep Purple?

 

[pleaz_me]

And when was I going to be consulted over the use of Deep Purple?

Scared you'll have to share him?

 

[Golden_Silence]

And when was I going to be consulted over the use of Deep Purple?

Consulted?? Son, you will be the one administering

 

[DaBears34]

Scared you'll have to share him?

That is SO an image I didn't need.