koalabear
~Armed and Fuzzy~
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My god, if I were a guy...My cock would be HUGE if we go by that measurement. I have monkey arms!
lmao..........

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My god, if I were a guy...My cock would be HUGE if we go by that measurement. I have monkey arms!

lmao..........![]()
Want I should measure? I'm almost afraid to!
My god, if I were a guy...My cock would be HUGE if we go by that measurement. I have monkey arms!
shorty.......![]()
oh?? What's the span of yours? Hmm?
oh?? What's the span of yours? Hmm?
You thread killers, always measuring your dicks real or imagined.![]()

20".....custom made shirts.......![]()
20".....custom made shirts.......![]()

I'm imagining everyone getting out rulers to measure the span from wrist to elbow.![]()
I'm sure you are right.
Of course you know that the official "guy" ruler says this is 6 inches:
l------------------------------l
that's making my herring bone nipple rings stand at attention![]()
if it were true, bozo would be tripping on his dick
Maybe that's why he's so clumsy. *shrug*
I've never heard a better argument for why the myth isn't true.
it might explain it. or why his pant legs are so big.
i try to do my best to explain things.![]()
that's 10".......![]()
wait wait wait, from wrist to elbow? Am I measuring right? How tall are you?
........6'4"koalas are only 22" tall..............6'4"
I was going to say...Don't make me growl again! well hell, I'm going to have to measure again, I did inside my arm, I wonder if on the outside is different.