~Threadbare~

First Name Sir said:
Sharp-tongued?... as is mine. Is there a fencing match in development here?

Touche...

-FNS
En garde, Monsieur Le Pussy Cat!
 
JEDIRASTA said:
I'm perplexed!

I see we are going to have our work cut out with you.

All the more fun tho. :)
I'm all for fun! When the hour allows.. I'm off to bed in a few.

Yes, most likely via the toy box .. :devil:
 
My dear, your thread has me captivated...enthralled...begging for more...This series is one worthy of being called art. But don't let that go to your head.

As I see you seem to be well versed in such things, perhaps a re-creation of a scene from a work of literature...perhaps The Story of O...might be something fun to model a series around...

Just a suggestion from a new...and very eager...fan. ;)

:devil:
 
Sulk said:
Come get it....
My God woman! Couldn't you wait until I got home? Here....let me help....

crawls slowly on knees to site of insertion, gently places tip of tongue at entrance and gently vibrates tip of tongue as the device is ever so slowly removed....noting moans and uncontrollable shaking of the body, the tip of the tongue gently sweeps down lower towards the mons and sweeps tongue back and forth...as device is removed, her body quivers and empty chamber is replaced by tip of tongue performing gentle circles while slowly moving deeper....sits back....looks at device now completely removed muttering, "what to do...what to do....what to do.........."
:devil:
 
Sulk said:
I'm all for fun! When the hour allows.. I'm off to bed in a few.

Yes, most likely via the toy box .. :devil:
Be considerate of your neighbours, & let them hear every moan & groan.

Btw, i must compliment you on what is not only a very stimulating, but fun thread. TY. You are the perfect landlandy. :rose:
 
MrMikelobe1952 said:
Ah, but I love to eat fish.
A joke... That only sods from the UK seem to get...

Two birds are sitting on a perch, one turns to the other and says, "Do you smell fish?"
 
Sulk said:
A joke... That only sods from the UK seem to get...

Two birds are sitting on a perch, one turns to the other and says, "Do you smell fish?"
Two goldfish in a tank. The one turns to the other and says "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
 
KravMaga said:
Two goldfish in a tank. The one turns to the other and says "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
Two cows are standing next to each other in a field. Daisy says to Dolly, "I was artificially inseminated this morning." "I don't believe you," says Dolly. "It's true, no bull!" exclaims Daisy.
 
Sulk said:
LOL... Charmer!
No, i'm the one who's charmed.

I hope you know what your doing with that s/on. You could have someones eye out if your not careful. :p
 
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Jukie24 said:
My dear, your thread has me captivated...enthralled...begging for more...This series is one worthy of being called art. But don't let that go to your head.

As I see you seem to be well versed in such things, perhaps a re-creation of a scene from a work of literature...perhaps The Story of O...might be something fun to model a series around...

Just a suggestion from a new...and very eager...fan. ;)

:devil:

lol .. thank you for the suggestions, kitten. But picking up the camera with a clear objective rarely works.

Unless you are willing to set up the tripod, pick up the flogger, and carry out some re-enactment .. ;)
 
KravMaga said:
My God woman! Couldn't you wait until I got home? Here....let me help....

crawls slowly on knees to site of insertion, gently places tip of tongue at entrance and gently vibrates tip of tongue as the device is ever so slowly removed....noting moans and uncontrollable shaking of the body, the tip of the tongue gently sweeps down lower towards the mons and sweeps tongue back and forth...as device is removed, her body quivers and empty chamber is replaced by tip of tongue performing gentle circles while slowly moving deeper....sits back....looks at device now completely removed muttering, "what to do...what to do....what to do.........."
:devil:
What's to do?... I'm more than sure your eager imagination, et al can conjure an answer... :D
 
First Name Sir said:
"I have a confession to make... I am not left-handed, either...."

Shall we bout to 5 points?... or to submission?

-FNS
Two falls, one submission or k(n)ock out!
 
JEDIRASTA said:
Be considerate of your neighbours, & let them hear every moan & groan.

Btw, i must compliment you on what is not only a very stimulating, but fun thread. TY. You are the perfect landlandy. :rose:
A landlady who can be paid in cash or kind ... Ok, not even I believe I just typed that!
 
KravMaga said:
Two goldfish in a tank. The one turns to the other and says "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
KM said:
Two cows are standing next to each other in a field. Daisy says to Dolly, "I was artificially inseminated this morning." "I don't believe you," says Dolly. "It's true, no bull!" exclaims Daisy.

LMAO... You are going to damage me! :D :D :D
 
JEDIRASTA said:
No, i'm the one who's charmed.

I hope you know what your doing with that s/on. You could have someones eye out if your not careful. :p
It's ok, I'm fully trained in the handling of dildos... But the 9" red jelly sometimes had a life of its' own.. *nods*
 
Sulk said:
What's to do?... I'm more than sure your eager imagination, et al can conjure an answer... :D
Touche, ma chere! Embrasse-moi pour de vrai.
 
Sulk said:
A landlady who can be paid in cash or kind ... Ok, not even I believe I just typed that!
Both options are agreeable to me, to frequent these wonderful surroundings.

But i'd rather work off my lodgings fee. :)
 
Sulk said:
LMAO... You are going to damage me! :D :D :D
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"

Some things are funny on both sides of the pond.
 
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