Throw a Pie in My Face

[Maria2394]

I want pie. And not apple, just because I'm wicked eve. I'm sick of apples!

Oh lord, how about cream cheese cherry pie? I just made one yesterday, actually, it is a cake, but it's soft and very lickable....

 

[Maria2394]

I have to go finish making dinner, but before I do, here's a

PIE CHART

you're a dork sometimes. this is one of thoese times. i love you, dork

 

[UnderYourSpell]

With a mouth like the Mersey Tunnel
a twat that was pretty scary
I steered well clear while posting on here
in case things got too hairy

 

[WickedEve]

*burp*

That pie chart didn't agree with me.

-----------


You win the Funny as Hell award:

With a mouth like the Mersey Tunnel
a twat that was pretty scary
I steered well clear while posting on here
in case things got too hairy

 

[UnderYourSpell]

*burp*

That pie chart didn't agree with me.

-----------


You win the Funny as Hell award:

With a mouth like the Mersey Tunnel
a twat that was pretty scary
I steered well clear while posting on here
in case things got too hairy

I'll meet you there to collect my award

 

[WickedEve]

I'll meet you there to collect my award

Is there pie in Hell?

 

[WickedEve]

Oh lord, how about cream cheese cherry pie? I just made one yesterday, actually, it is a cake, but it's soft and very lickable....

That does sound good and it's running my blood sugar up just thinking about it.
Uh, it just dawned on me that a diabetic started a pie thread! lol
I want pie!

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Is there pie in Hell?

All sorts but not Shepherds ......

 

[Angeline]

With a mouth like the Mersey Tunnel
a twat that was pretty scary
I steered well clear while posting on here
in case things got too hairy

Ferry Cross the Mersey takes on a whole new meaning.

(And Maria, I am a dork. I thought everyone realized!)

 

[Angeline]

Woopsy! Look what I found. Free-speech abuse from Day One of the forum. Before either of us were mods (or I was even here). And from the site owner. Baaad Day at Black Rock.

 

[Safe_Bet]

Woopsy! Look what I found. Free-speech abuse from Day One of the forum. Before either of us were mods (or I was even here). And from the site owner. Baaad Day at Black Rock.

WELL! Just who does she think SHE is?

Oh... Oh, yeah.... Nevermind...

 

[WickedEve]

Woopsy! Look what I found. Free-speech abuse from Day One of the forum. Before either of us were mods (or I was even here). And from the site owner. Baaad Day at Black Rock.

"I guess we should all shut up and accept things as they are. As you say"

That's funny! But complaining has been going on forever on the lit forums. People bitch, they leave, they return. I've done it!

 

[Safe_Bet]

"I guess we should all shut up and accept things as they are. As you say"

That's funny! But complaining has been going on forever on the lit forums. People bitch, they leave, they return. I've done it!

Well if THAT'S your attitude, I'm staying just to piss you off!

 

[WickedEve]

Well if THAT'S your attitude, I'm staying just to piss you off!

You must stay! You are my new lover. At least I'm telling Hugo that.
Please teach me the girl on girl way. I am ignorant and covered in pie.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Well if THAT'S your attitude, I'm staying just to piss you off!

Hey that's why I 'm still here go find your own excuse

 

[WickedEve]

Hey that's why I 'm still here go find your own excuse

It's not pissing me off.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

That's cos I'm tired and about to go offline it's 1.30 am here give me time when I am more refreshed

 

[Safe_Bet]

You must stay! You are my new lover. At least I'm telling Hugo that.
Please teach me the girl on girl way. I am ignorant and covered in pie.

Okay, but first you need to say the Lesbian Pledge of Allegiance. Repeat after me:

Oh dear and great St. Sappho
please hear my humble pleas;
from this point ever forward
I swear off all men’s weenies!

I make you this solemn promise
heartfelt and as solid as a rock;
that my body is now off limits
to all people who have cocks!

From this day on you have my vow
that I’ll abide by your noble goal;
from now on, I’ll be a clit licker
and no longer smoke the pole!

 

[WickedEve]

That's cos I'm tired and about to go offline it's 1.30 am here give me time when I am more refreshed

Yeah, I'm tired too and it's not even 9.
You can toss some more pies tomorrow after a good night's sleep.

 

[WickedEve]

Okay, but first you need to say the Lesbian Pledge of Allegiance. Repeat after me:

Oh dear and great St. Sappho
please hear my humble pleas;
from this point ever forward
I swear off all men’s weenies!

I make you this solemn promise
heartfelt and as solid as a rock;
that my body is now off limits
to all people who have cocks!

From this day on you have my vow
that I’ll abide by your noble goal;
from now on, I’ll be a clit licker
and no longer smoke the pole!

Can't I just cut back on cock?

 

[Safe_Bet]

Can't I just cut back on cock?

Lips that touch peter will never touch mine! * best Carrie Nation imitation *


(in other words, I don't want to know about it!)

 

[Jack_Samuel]

lol save me some pie.

it doesnt seem to start throwing until i have posted some work of my own

 

[normal jean]

did ya know I have a froggie poem loosely based on Bad Day at Black Rock? It's Called, Bad Day at Skeeter Pond. Y'all can read that and fuss about t, lol.


sweet dreams poets and poetesses.

 

[normal jean]

Is there pie in Hell?

yeah, Eve, it's called rhubarb pie

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Okay, but first you need to say the Lesbian Pledge of Allegiance. Repeat after me:

Oh dear and great St. Sappho
please hear my humble pleas;
from this point ever forward
I swear off all men’s weenies!

I make you this solemn promise
heartfelt and as solid as a rock;
that my body is now off limits
to all people who have cocks!

From this day on you have my vow
that I’ll abide by your noble goal;
from now on, I’ll be a clit licker
and no longer smoke the pole!

That won't work she told Ange she needs at least one penis