Imoen
Really Experienced
- Joined
- Feb 24, 2001
- Posts
- 240
When you are sad,..........I will get you drunk
and help you plot revenge against the sack of shit who made you sad.
When you are scared,.......I will laugh at you and
tease you about it every chance I get.
When you are worried,.......I will tell you how much
worse it could be and to quit complaining.
When you are confused,......I will use little words to
explain it to your thick head.
When you are sick,......I will hold your hair while
you pay homage to the porcelain god.
When you fall,.......I will point and laugh at your
clumsy ass.
This is my oath............I pledge til the end.
Why you may ask............Because you're my friend.
and help you plot revenge against the sack of shit who made you sad.
When you are scared,.......I will laugh at you and
tease you about it every chance I get.
When you are worried,.......I will tell you how much
worse it could be and to quit complaining.
When you are confused,......I will use little words to
explain it to your thick head.
When you are sick,......I will hold your hair while
you pay homage to the porcelain god.
When you fall,.......I will point and laugh at your
clumsy ass.
This is my oath............I pledge til the end.
Why you may ask............Because you're my friend.