Today I am a klutz because…

[WSM98]

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Judging by this 2nd definition, I can rightfully say I'm a klutz for believing I could be loved.

 

[Crownvic]

Was looking for my glasses that was on top of my head, trying to find the charger cord whilst it was swinging from my hand, looking for the charger plug that was next to the extension plug outlet and needing to light a candle (to freshen the room) while holding the matches.

I hate when that happens...hope it gets better for you...

 

[Btq97]

Hunting for my keys left in the lock outside

 

[Cindy027]

Eating a jam tart and scrolling on my phone at the same time. You think I would learn but sadly no.

 

[Crownvic]

Eating a jam tart and scrolling on my phone at the same time. You think I would learn but sadly no.

How did that work out for you...

 

[AZDryHeat]

Learned it is a bad idea to try to have two very different Skype conversations at the same time.

 

[Shenanigans90]

Trying to answer a text while jogging on the treadmill almost ended in a hold my beer moment.

 

[Anastasia1999]

I had to steady myself while putting on my shoes in a hurry and leaned on an open tube of foot lotion on my dresser.

How do you get the contents of a tube back into a tube? I scraped it into a tea cup

 

[barefootgirl69]

I'm looking at a cut on my finger. Is there a splinter in it? How did I get a splinter? How did I get a cut????

 

[JamesD_0117]

I'm looking at a cut on my finger. Is there a splinter in it? How did I get a splinter? How did I get a cut????

Hydrogen peroxide will help work the splinter out. I got one in my middle finger once. Anyone who started to bug me, I would just ask, “You want to see the splinter in my finger?” Straightened things out real quick!.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

So far, I haven’t, but the day is still young. It’s only 5:44am.

 

[jackdaw]

I grated my finger when grating cheese... Really don't know how

Ouch!!!

 

[jackdaw]

It was my pinky finger too :'(

Ohhhh … sadness! Is it much hurt?

 

[jackdaw]

Every time I forget about it and move my finger yes haha

Ahh. The irony. You do actually want to forget about it … but clearly that's not wise – yet! Which hand is it on?

 

[shenglung]

Not very wise haha, and my right hand

That sux I injured my primary drawing hand when I was a teen and couldn't draw without pain for a month. I hope your hand feels better soon

 

[shenglung]

Thank you don't think I'll be able to draw until it's healed :'(

That's actually one of the reasons I'm now ambidextrous. I started practicing drawing with my left hand during that down time.

 

[shenglung]

How talented! I might have to practise that

You should never know when new skills will come in handy and with drawing you it helps you not have to move your canvas around as much or get into an akward position to change line angle.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

I tied my right shoe too tight causing my right foot to feel as if I choked it out. By the time I got home (after riding in the backseat of a car where I was squeezed into) my foot felt like it was on fire until I freed it.

 

[AZDryHeat]

I walked into my book club meeting and found out I had read the wrong book.

 

[Shenanigans90]

My left hand was such a dead lay.

 

[Cindy027]

I had my t-shirt on inside out for most of the day. In my defence there is no label and it’s white so the seams don’t really show.

 

[AmberLGreen]

Accidentally unplugged the microwave so the clock reset itself to 00.00. When resetting the clock, I used the clock on the oven to tell me the current time. Forgot that the oven clock was on the timer setting as I was cooking something. Took me a moment or two to realise that the time wasn’t in fact 00.27am!

 

[FranklyFrank]

Accidentally unplugged the microwave so the clock reset itself to 00.00. When resetting the clock, I used the clock on the oven to tell me the current time. Forgot that the oven clock was on the timer setting as I was cooking something. Took me a moment or two to realise that the time wasn’t in fact 00.27am!

So which went off first....the oven timer ding or the one in your head making you realize it wasn't .27.26.25.24am?

 

[AmberLGreen]

So which went off first....the oven timer ding or the one in your head making you realize it wasn't .27.26.25.24am?

It was when the microwave clock got to 00.30 and I asked myself why I was cooking dinner at that time of night

 

[FranklyFrank]

It was when the microwave clock got to 00.30 and I asked myself why I was cooking dinner at that time of night

The story just keeps getting better...lmao