Today I learned...

NoeMasks

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TIL, it is only sometimes my fault!


No came up with this concept, of sharing what we have learned today. Remember this is new to someone, so play nicely. She will expand when she posts later.
 
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TIL a few things:

I can't sing Nirvana, even when it's All Apologies, and even when I have the music in the backround. Can't do it.

Not eveyone knows what " twitterpated" means, even while they are in the midst of it.

I'm a sucker for kitties wearing collars with bells.

My GFs soothe my soul when they sing to me.

I'm dreading this debate.

This merlot is pretty darn tasty.

I was sadly right about the anorexic kid at school.

He's soooo fucking hot. Knew it. Just wanted to say it.
 
TIL

That twitterpated is not some hipster phrase meaning broken Twitter account :cool:

That some people will eat literally anything
 
TIL: I really need some adult time.

I don't have the energy today.... And tomorrow won't be better.

He'll be gone for a while. And I already miss him.

That someone bouncing their leg and shaking my entire couch is grounds for a vicious backhand.

I can't backhand people.
 
TIL: I really need some adult time.

I don't have the energy today.... And tomorrow won't be better.

He'll be gone for a while. And I already miss him.

That someone bouncing their leg and shaking my entire couch is grounds for a vicious backhand.

I can't backhand people.


OooooOOooH!
I backhanded FitDaddy today. You know he deserved it, and that he liked it. :rolleyes:

MD: I have Book Club Friday. Come with me. My kid will DD. :heart:
 
OooooOOooH!
I backhanded FitDaddy today. You know he deserved it, and that he liked it. :rolleyes:

MD: I have Book Club Friday. Come with me. My kid will DD. :heart:

You know, there's a guy on Fet called FitDaddysomerandomnumbersequence that's been a nuisance. Sending messages asking for pictures yadda yadda, so I was momentarily confused and then elated that you hit him for me lol. I'm really tired 😫.

Book club sounds lovely :rose:
 
You know, there's a guy on Fet called FitDaddysomerandomnumbersequence that's been a nuisance. Sending messages asking for pictures yadda yadda, so I was momentarily confused and then elated that you hit him for me lol. I'm really tired 😫.

Book club sounds lovely :rose:
Book Club is called Dance in someone's kitchen at 0200 after mega wine Club.

Still interested?
 
OooooOOooH!
I backhanded FitDaddy today. You know he deserved it, and that he liked it. :rolleyes:

MD: I have Book Club Friday. Come with me. My kid will DD. :heart:

Blahahaha! Backhanded him! I wish I had done that months ago!

I love the word twitterpated!!!
 
I can dig this, credit to NO and Noe :cool:

Today I learned:

That fire is still indeed hot,

That bypassing idiotic safety measures on industrial appliances that do more harm than good, is perfectly acceptable,

That both my co workers, and the people I take care of at work really do appreciate what I do for them, even if the company doesn't,

That still don't know much about fixing a t.v.

and finally that, as much as I love dogs, I'm very much a cat person ;)
 
TIL:
-sometimes my wife is more aggressive with salespeople than I am.
-my daughter has friends in the restaurant industry that do not do pizza
-that I need to learn to slow down.
 
Hi everyone!
Thanks for participating.

I'll be back later when I'm done adulting.
Oh wait that never ends.
 
Okay!!
I shared the idea for this thread with Far and cookie a few days ago but didn't have the chance to start it. I've very happy Noe did it when I told him about it today. :heart:

Most of you know I'm a student so I learn things all day everyday, both professionally and personally. There was a thread like this on the nursing boards I met Far on and I really loved all the different things that I learned in turn from other people sharing their experiences. So, why not here?

Anything you feel like sharing that you learned is awesome. Personal experiences, random new facts, sexy things... Whatever strikes your fancy.

I am so fucking excited!!:cattail:
 
TIL that NO is really cute when she stats a thread. Through Noe. No?
 
TIL, that not everyone is basically good, and will do the right thing.
 
Things I Learned Today:

-My ankle roll two weeks ago was a lot worse than I thought, given the amount of pain it's in right now.

-Teaching kids about bugs is and always will be fun....:D

-...especially when their beautiful mothers' are transfixed to me treating their child as an actual person and not some little rug rat, and thereafter don't notice how their tops always "just happen" to sag down showing me great bountiful glimpses of their ample breasts.:devil:

-That the lovely little octopus at work is very adventurous, and probably a girl.

-And that I already love the little squishy wee-beasty like a daughter.

-And that no you can't judge me for thinking that octopus is so cute I just want to squeeze it and love it forever and.... HEY! What did I say about judging!
 
Things I Learned Today:

-My ankle roll two weeks ago was a lot worse than I thought, given the amount of pain it's in right now.

-Teaching kids about bugs is and always will be fun....:D

-...especially when their beautiful mothers' are transfixed to me treating their child as an actual person and not some little rug rat, and thereafter don't notice how their tops always "just happen" to sag down showing me great bountiful glimpses of their ample breasts.:devil:

-That the lovely little octopus at work is very adventurous, and probably a girl.

-And that I already love the little squishy wee-beasty like a daughter.

-And that no you can't judge me for thinking that octopus is so cute I just want to squeeze it and love it forever and.... HEY! What did I say about judging!

Will you call it 'George'? :D

TIL that you can do Skype groups, with up to 25 people. Who knew?! Well, apparently, someone did... so glad she told me!
 
Things I Learned Today:

-My ankle roll two weeks ago was a lot worse than I thought, given the amount of pain it's in right now.

-Teaching kids about bugs is and always will be fun....:D

-...especially when their beautiful mothers' are transfixed to me treating their child as an actual person and not some little rug rat, and thereafter don't notice how their tops always "just happen" to sag down showing me great bountiful glimpses of their ample breasts.:devil:

-That the lovely little octopus at work is very adventurous, and probably a girl.

-And that I already love the little squishy wee-beasty like a daughter.

-And that no you can't judge me for thinking that octopus is so cute I just want to squeeze it and love it forever and.... HEY! What did I say about judging!


This is goddamn adorbs. *ample breasts lean over my computer to read again*
 
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TIL I put them on ignore for a reason so STOP CLICKING SHOW POST AND READING THEIR FUCKING RESPONSES FUCKNUT!
 
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