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TIL: I really need some adult time.
I don't have the energy today.... And tomorrow won't be better.
He'll be gone for a while. And I already miss him.
That someone bouncing their leg and shaking my entire couch is grounds for a vicious backhand.
I can't backhand people.
OooooOOooH!
I backhanded FitDaddy today. You know he deserved it, and that he liked it.
MD: I have Book Club Friday. Come with me. My kid will DD.![]()
Book Club is called Dance in someone's kitchen at 0200 after mega wine Club.You know, there's a guy on Fet called FitDaddysomerandomnumbersequence that's been a nuisance. Sending messages asking for pictures yadda yadda, so I was momentarily confused and then elated that you hit him for me lol. I'm really tired.
Book club sounds lovely![]()
Book Club is called Dance in someone's kitchen at 0200 after mega wine Club.
Still interested?
Book Club is called Dance in someone's kitchen at 0200 after mega wine Club.
Still interested?
OooooOOooH!
I backhanded FitDaddy today. You know he deserved it, and that he liked it.
MD: I have Book Club Friday. Come with me. My kid will DD.![]()
Do you actually read the book? Are they smutty books?
NO, we do not. Not smutty. The book is:
https://www.amazon.com/Truly-Madly-Guilty-Liane-Moriarty/dp/1250069793
I do read. I do I swear. I am well read.
But...dance party!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0F9lh8TiSM
Is it any good? I read The Husbands Secret not too long ago
Things I Learned Today:
-My ankle roll two weeks ago was a lot worse than I thought, given the amount of pain it's in right now.
-Teaching kids about bugs is and always will be fun....
-...especially when their beautiful mothers' are transfixed to me treating their child as an actual person and not some little rug rat, and thereafter don't notice how their tops always "just happen" to sag down showing me great bountiful glimpses of their ample breasts.
-That the lovely little octopus at work is very adventurous, and probably a girl.
-And that I already love the little squishy wee-beasty like a daughter.
-And that no you can't judge me for thinking that octopus is so cute I just want to squeeze it and love it forever and.... HEY! What did I say about judging!
TIL that NO is really cute when she stats a thread. Through Noe. No?
Will you call it 'George'?
TIL that you can do Skype groups, with up to 25 people. Who knew?! Well, apparently, someone did... so glad she told me!
Things I Learned Today:
-My ankle roll two weeks ago was a lot worse than I thought, given the amount of pain it's in right now.
-Teaching kids about bugs is and always will be fun....
-...especially when their beautiful mothers' are transfixed to me treating their child as an actual person and not some little rug rat, and thereafter don't notice how their tops always "just happen" to sag down showing me great bountiful glimpses of their ample breasts.
-That the lovely little octopus at work is very adventurous, and probably a girl.
-And that I already love the little squishy wee-beasty like a daughter.
-And that no you can't judge me for thinking that octopus is so cute I just want to squeeze it and love it forever and.... HEY! What did I say about judging!