Too much porn has caused me to...

[munch2much]

Get aroused by spreadsheets

 

[Kittycity]

Question my saliva levels

 

[hotwords229_A]

Giggle like an idiot when I see a sign for a Cornhole Tournament.

 

[munch2much]

Grow hair on the palms of my hand and become myopic

 

[Suzi27]

Think about it all day