Top 13 Biggest Lies....

[Isolde]

TOP 13 Biggest Lies
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13 The check is in the mail.
12 You get this one, I'll pay next time.
11 you look great.
10 Of course I love you.
9 It's not the money, it's the principle of the thing.
8 ...but we can still be good friends.
7 She means nothing to me.
6 Don't worry, I can go another 20 miles when the gauge
is on "empty."
5 Don't worry, he's never bitten anyone.
4 I'll call you later.
3 I've never done anything like this before.
2 I'm from your government, and I am here to help you.
1 I DO

 

[Tabby432]

Isolde

Where do you find these??

 

[Isolde]

I have about three joke places that send them to my excite mail cause I am too lazy to go search for em....

 

[Tabby432]

LOL Well keep them coming... I'm too lazy to even do that much.

 

[Purple Haze]

I promise I won't come in your mouth.

 

[JustKristin]

It's OK... I've been tested.


OR


I'm on the pill.

 

[WriterDom]

I passed my own polygraph

 

[willywanker]

and there is always.....

It will never happen again!!!

 

[Mr. Bootie]

Has anyone ever tried this one

"Honestsly, My alarm didn't go off ."

 

[YoungGun69]

I trust you!!

 

[Cheshire Cat]

1. This will only hurt for a lil while.
2. I'll only put the head of it in.
3. I promise never to try and cum in your mouth.

hehe got those from a David Alan Coe song, titled The 3 biggest lies. If yer intrested in hearing it ya can find them on napster or Imesh, but I have to worn ya some of his other songs are completly retarded.

 

[Cheshire Cat]

OHHH I forgot this one.......

I'm sorry.....

 

[Neale]

Biggest geek-related lies

The public release date on any software.
The x.0 release of any software's stability.
Microsoft isn't a monopolizing, power-hungry cabal of world-conquerors.
aspesoincawoer-34nonvn *Remainder of message deleted by Microsoft. Bill is your friend. Bill loves you. Windows will save the world.*

 

[indyweasel]

Thats never happened before.

 

[Zauriel]

More lies...

I've never done this kind of thing before.

Yes, you're the first one.

We broke up weeks ago.

Oh, he/she is just a friend.

Nobody will know! I'll keep this between US.

Yes, thats my natural hair color.

Of COURSE thats a picture of ME!

and they keep coming...one right after the next.

 

[miles]

I never had sex with that woman. Not one single time.