Top Five Things You Will Never Say Here

[pabloback]

oh god this is all so funny.

I almost shot sprite out my nose

what about 3 4 and 5?

 

[Problem Child]

Re: PC

Once again, I am not worthy in your presence.

Anal Eze. Not in this lifetime, Bucko.

Ehhh, it was worth a try. My fondest hope is peace in our generation.

 

[morninggirl5]

Re: Re: PC

Ehhh, it was worth a try. My fondest hope is peace in our generation.

That was on the list of things I never thought I'd see PC say.

 

[Mischka]

5) "Can't we all just get along?"

Copycat.

 

[Problem Child]

Mischka

You thought I actually read these threads?

 

[Mischka]

Oh, that's right. You just scan them in search of KM's ass. My mistake.

 

[Problem Child]

Oh, that's right. You just scan them in search of KM's ass. My mistake.

Am I that obvious?

 

[Svedish_Chef]

1 i HATE LIT I'm leaving.
2 Lesbians suck
3 I never did like Never
4 Raven's Beak makes sense
5 I hate everybody who comes here

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[miles]

*bratcat*

Youda babe.

 

[Angel]

5) Hi new person who can't spell, use upper and lower case letters where needed, and who begs for attention! Can I be your friend?

4) Please like me. I need validation.


3) ProblemChild isn't sexy.


2) I know who Dixon Carter Lee is.


1) I am not attracted to Never.

 

[Silverlily]

1. Mustangs are fast.

2. God, I wish I had a Mustang.

3. No, no, we don't need the eight cylinder.

4. Teal is the perfect color.

5. Gee honey, let's buy a foreign car.

 

[cymbidia]

1. It’s the missionary position for me all the way, big boy, so put all those whips and paddles and clamps and floggers and black leather stuff the hell away. Those needles, too, while you’re at it. You won’t need any of those scary and socially unacceptable items to ride this ride.

2. You stupid whiney-assed mentally deficient fucktard.

3. Gays, lesbians, and bisexuals are committing crimes against morality and ought to be sterilized.

4. Evolution is a hoax played out on the gullible masses. The Christian Bible contains the only true version of how we all got here.

5. Okay, up on that glass topped table. Yeh, that’s it. Squat down now and let it go slowly, so I can watch while I lie underneath. Oh yeh, baby. Yeh. That’s what I want to see… (Muff, your post today scarred me for life.)

 

[beckbabe]

The 5 things I would never say here:

*I'm starting this thread to say I'm leaving forever.

*I wish Problem Child was more politically correct.

*Who cares what the lyrics are, I'll just mumble.

*I love political debates, and cat stories! Chat is innane.

And the thing I'd be least likely to ever say (drumroll)?. . . . . .

*Why is everyone ignoring me.

 

[Problem Child]

2. You stupid whiney-assed mentally deficient fucktard.

Yeah, but you've come close a time or two.

 

[cymbidia]

Yeah, but you've come close a time or two.

Close but... horseshoes and... and... whatever else close counts in.

 

[naudiz]

5. Keep bleating. I'm reloading.

4. Nice post, jackass. What amazes me isn't that someone managed to shave a chimp and teach it to pound on a keyboard, but that you've managed to work out the 'submit' button all on your own.

3. Gimme lots and lots of pretty, pretty boys. Mmmm.

2. I'll finish a story any day now.

1. Arr.

Wait, was this a thread about things we wouldn't say?

 

[Problem Child]

Close but... horseshoes and... and... whatever else close counts in.

handgrenades baby, handgrenades.

 

[naudiz]

Okay. Things I really wouldn't say here:

Killermuffin, that wasn't funny.
Cheffie doesn't make me hot and bothered.
Ditto PC.
DCL, you talentless dickweed.
*giggle*

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Okay. Things I really wouldn't say here:
Cheffie doesn't make me hot and bothered.

YES!

 

[SimplySouthern]

5. Sex? No thank you. I'm all fucked out.
4. No, please. Fuck my hair like it's your own.
3. Lie to us. We LIKE it.
2. Geez. Why does everyone keep talking about sex around here?
1. Forget this Southern crap. I'm moving and changing my name to SimplyNorthern.

 

[miles]

I need to add one more...

PC - get the fuck outta here. I don't think you're the least bit funny. In fact, you bore the hell out of me.

 

[KatPurrs]

5. I'd post a pic of me shoving the tailpipe of my '52 Chevy coupe up my hoozit, but I just don't have enough class.

4. Killer Muffin needs to lighten up and get a sense of humor. And if she's insists on flaunting it, I wish the hell she'd tone up that FLABBY ASS!!

3. It's a good thing we're at war! We all know it's the best thing that could happen for our economy! Besides, every one of those fucking Afghans deserves to die!

2. Wish I had a trash bag here in my car. Aww,
what the hell, what's one more bottle by the side of the road?


1. What a bunch of ignorant, selfish, prudes at that Literotica site!

 

[Mensa]

5) I wish they'd post more pics of cute, cuddly cats, they're so cool!

4) Would you like to see a pic of me?

3) Laurel is such a BITCH!

2) I do wish they'd stop posting pics of nude women, it's so disgusting!

And the number one thing I'll never say here:

1) Thanks, Todd, you've convinced me!!

 

[morninggirl5]

5. Why I'm leaving -- Laurel talks about free speech and then the chat monitors censor everything I say. I'm leaving.

4. P_P_Man, that was brilliant.

3. Everyone please borrow Outsider's av for the day.

2. Weird Harold was totally wrong.

1. Hey baby, wanna fuck?