true colours
- Thread starter iann666
- Start date
teresafannin
One who hears the Music
- Joined
- Jul 27, 2000
- Posts
- 2,532
Green Eyed Lady
Natalie Nessus
Gypsy Soul
- Joined
- Apr 27, 2001
- Posts
- 5,740
Paint it Black
Buckinhamd Blues {yeah sits the mod not the actual color}
Buckingham Blues
Gonna tell you a story about Chuck and Diane.
Couple British kids from the palace at Buckingham.
Chuckie wants to grow up and be a polo star,
And ride his little horsies all around the backyard. (oh yeah)
You know they really paid their dues.
I said hey, lady mama they got them Buckingham blues.
Now Chuckie goes hunting, and leaves Diane alone.
So she fixes her hair, and she talks on the Princess Phone.
Chuckie's still tryin' to figure out what his job's supposed to be,
And Diane's the fashion leader of the aristocracy.
I said hey, Lady Di, tell me where'd you get them shoes? Ah,
Well hey nonny nonny, looks like you got them Buckingham blues.
Aw, bein' heir to the throne, well it must be awful hard.
Gotta pose for pictures out on the front yard.
And Lady Di, well, she must have it pretty rough.
Gotta hang around the house all day, makin' babies and stuff.
Another game of croquet, then they're off on a Caribbean cruise.
Well hey bop-a-re-bop, they really got them Buckingham blues.
(Ah, tell it to me, now tell it to--wow!
Ah got my mojo workin'!)
They don't serve no Twinkies with their afternoon tea.
Never had a dinner made by Chef Boy-ar-Dee.
Bein' in the spotlight is a hard life to choose.
Diane drops half a pound it's on the six o'clock news. Ah yeah,
Those kids have really paid their dues.
Aw, what a royal pain it is, when you got them Buckingham blues.
Buckingham Blues
Gonna tell you a story about Chuck and Diane.
Couple British kids from the palace at Buckingham.
Chuckie wants to grow up and be a polo star,
And ride his little horsies all around the backyard. (oh yeah)
You know they really paid their dues.
I said hey, lady mama they got them Buckingham blues.
Now Chuckie goes hunting, and leaves Diane alone.
So she fixes her hair, and she talks on the Princess Phone.
Chuckie's still tryin' to figure out what his job's supposed to be,
And Diane's the fashion leader of the aristocracy.
I said hey, Lady Di, tell me where'd you get them shoes? Ah,
Well hey nonny nonny, looks like you got them Buckingham blues.
Aw, bein' heir to the throne, well it must be awful hard.
Gotta pose for pictures out on the front yard.
And Lady Di, well, she must have it pretty rough.
Gotta hang around the house all day, makin' babies and stuff.
Another game of croquet, then they're off on a Caribbean cruise.
Well hey bop-a-re-bop, they really got them Buckingham blues.
(Ah, tell it to me, now tell it to--wow!
Ah got my mojo workin'!)
They don't serve no Twinkies with their afternoon tea.
Never had a dinner made by Chef Boy-ar-Dee.
Bein' in the spotlight is a hard life to choose.
Diane drops half a pound it's on the six o'clock news. Ah yeah,
Those kids have really paid their dues.
Aw, what a royal pain it is, when you got them Buckingham blues.
Generic Blues {again the emotion}
Generic Blues
I woke up this mornin',
Then I went back to bed.
Said I woke up this mornin',
Then I went right back to bed.
Got a funny kinda feelin',
Like I got broken glass in my underwear,
And a herd of wild pigs is tryin' to chew off my head.
You know what I'm sayin'?
Well, I ain't got no money,
I'm just walkin' down the road.
Said I ain't got no money, honey,
So I'm just walkin' down this lonely old road.
Well, I wish I could get me some money,
But I forgot my automated teller code.
I was born in a paper sack, in the bottom of a sewer.
I had to eat dirt clods for breakfast, my family was so poor,
My daddy was a waitress, my mama sold bathroom tile.
My brothers and sisters all hated me,'cause I was an only child.
I got the blues so bad.
Kinda wish I was dead.
Maybe I'll blow my brains out, mama.
Or maybe I'll, yeah, maybe I'll just go bowlin' instead.
I'm just a no-good, scum-sucking, nose-picking, boot-licking,
snivelling, grovelling worthless hunk of slime.
Nothin' but a low-down, beer-bellied, bone-headed, pigeon-toed,
turkey-necked, weasel-faced worthless hunk of slime.
I guess I've got a pretty low self-image,
maybe it's a chemical imbalance or something.
I should probably go and see a doctor about it when I've got the time.
Aw, make it talk, son, make it talk.
Okay, now make it shut up.
Plagues and famine and pestilence always seem to get me down.
I always feel so miserable whenever I'm around.
I wish somebody would come along, stick a pitchfork through my brain.
I'd flush myself right down the toilet, but I'd just clog up the drain.
I got the blues so bad,
Kinda wish I was dead.
Maybe I'll blow my brains out, mama,
Or maybe I'll go bowling.
Or I just might go bowling.
Maybe I'll just rent some shoes and go bowling.
Maybe I'll join a league, enter a tournament,
put on a stupid-lookin' shirt and go bowling,
Instead.
Generic Blues
I woke up this mornin',
Then I went back to bed.
Said I woke up this mornin',
Then I went right back to bed.
Got a funny kinda feelin',
Like I got broken glass in my underwear,
And a herd of wild pigs is tryin' to chew off my head.
You know what I'm sayin'?
Well, I ain't got no money,
I'm just walkin' down the road.
Said I ain't got no money, honey,
So I'm just walkin' down this lonely old road.
Well, I wish I could get me some money,
But I forgot my automated teller code.
I was born in a paper sack, in the bottom of a sewer.
I had to eat dirt clods for breakfast, my family was so poor,
My daddy was a waitress, my mama sold bathroom tile.
My brothers and sisters all hated me,'cause I was an only child.
I got the blues so bad.
Kinda wish I was dead.
Maybe I'll blow my brains out, mama.
Or maybe I'll, yeah, maybe I'll just go bowlin' instead.
I'm just a no-good, scum-sucking, nose-picking, boot-licking,
snivelling, grovelling worthless hunk of slime.
Nothin' but a low-down, beer-bellied, bone-headed, pigeon-toed,
turkey-necked, weasel-faced worthless hunk of slime.
I guess I've got a pretty low self-image,
maybe it's a chemical imbalance or something.
I should probably go and see a doctor about it when I've got the time.
Aw, make it talk, son, make it talk.
Okay, now make it shut up.
Plagues and famine and pestilence always seem to get me down.
I always feel so miserable whenever I'm around.
I wish somebody would come along, stick a pitchfork through my brain.
I'd flush myself right down the toilet, but I'd just clog up the drain.
I got the blues so bad,
Kinda wish I was dead.
Maybe I'll blow my brains out, mama,
Or maybe I'll go bowling.
Or I just might go bowling.
Maybe I'll just rent some shoes and go bowling.
Maybe I'll join a league, enter a tournament,
put on a stupid-lookin' shirt and go bowling,
Instead.
King of Suede { the material not the color}
King of Suede
[King Of Pain/The Police/1983]
There's a sale on our gabardine suits today.
They're all thirty percent off from yesterday.
There's Fortrel polyester, leather, wool and tweed.
Just a Visa or Mastercard is all you need.
We've got every color, we've got ev'ry shade.
We're located next door to Willy's Fun Arcade.
We got every fabric that was ever made,
But I'm known in this city as the King of Suede.
We got portly and regular and extra-long.
(Is my size up there?)
We got tailors to fix it, if it comes out wrong.
(Is my size up there?)
We got all kinds of sweatshirts, you can take your pick.
(Is my size up there?)
With the collars ripped off, like that Flashdance flick.
(Is my size up there?)
Our prices are low, my staff is underpaid.
You can buy off the rack, or have it custom made,
And it's all guaranteed to never shrink or fade,
'Cause of my reputation as the King of Suede.
If you need a tuxedo for your junior prom,
(Is my size up there?)
We can get you the best one that's made in Taiwan.
(Is my size up there?)
We got jackets with patches on the elbows, too.
(Is my size up there?)
And we'll sell 'em all factory-direct to you.
(Is my size up there?)
Well, I never made it past the second grade.
It took all of my life for me to learn this trade.
But my friends are all thinking that I've got it made,
'Cause I'm known the world over as the King of Suede.
There's a two-for-one sale on our three-piece suits.
Check out our suede pajamas and our suede-covered boots.
You can try on our suede underwear if you choose.
Do what you want, but don't step on my blue suede shoes.
King of Suede.
Don't miss out on our giant liquidation sale.
(Is my size up there?)
Look for our color catalog in next week's mail.
(Is my size up there?)
There's a sale on our double-knit slacks today.
It's the same old sale as yesterday.
Thirty years in the same location I have stayed,
There I am, right next door to Willy's Fun Arcade.
I got tough competition but I'm not afraid,
'Cause it's my destiny to be the King of Suede.
King of Suede.
King of Suede.
King of Suede.
I'll always be King of Suede.
I'll always be King of Suede.
King of Suede
[King Of Pain/The Police/1983]
There's a sale on our gabardine suits today.
They're all thirty percent off from yesterday.
There's Fortrel polyester, leather, wool and tweed.
Just a Visa or Mastercard is all you need.
We've got every color, we've got ev'ry shade.
We're located next door to Willy's Fun Arcade.
We got every fabric that was ever made,
But I'm known in this city as the King of Suede.
We got portly and regular and extra-long.
(Is my size up there?)
We got tailors to fix it, if it comes out wrong.
(Is my size up there?)
We got all kinds of sweatshirts, you can take your pick.
(Is my size up there?)
With the collars ripped off, like that Flashdance flick.
(Is my size up there?)
Our prices are low, my staff is underpaid.
You can buy off the rack, or have it custom made,
And it's all guaranteed to never shrink or fade,
'Cause of my reputation as the King of Suede.
If you need a tuxedo for your junior prom,
(Is my size up there?)
We can get you the best one that's made in Taiwan.
(Is my size up there?)
We got jackets with patches on the elbows, too.
(Is my size up there?)
And we'll sell 'em all factory-direct to you.
(Is my size up there?)
Well, I never made it past the second grade.
It took all of my life for me to learn this trade.
But my friends are all thinking that I've got it made,
'Cause I'm known the world over as the King of Suede.
There's a two-for-one sale on our three-piece suits.
Check out our suede pajamas and our suede-covered boots.
You can try on our suede underwear if you choose.
Do what you want, but don't step on my blue suede shoes.
King of Suede.
Don't miss out on our giant liquidation sale.
(Is my size up there?)
Look for our color catalog in next week's mail.
(Is my size up there?)
There's a sale on our double-knit slacks today.
It's the same old sale as yesterday.
Thirty years in the same location I have stayed,
There I am, right next door to Willy's Fun Arcade.
I got tough competition but I'm not afraid,
'Cause it's my destiny to be the King of Suede.
King of Suede.
King of Suede.
King of Suede.
I'll always be King of Suede.
I'll always be King of Suede.
teresafannin
One who hears the Music
- Joined
- Jul 27, 2000
- Posts
- 2,532
Whiter Shade of Pale
Stuck in the closet with Vanna White
Stuck In A Closet With Vanna White
Doctor, every night I have the strangest dreams.
Doctor, listen to me, tell me what this means.
First I'm goin' shoppin' in my underwear,
Then all of sudden I'm floating in mid air.
My lips fall off and everybody starts to stare.
Donuts and hot dogs are flying everywhere.
Now Doctor, wait a minute, you ain't heard nothin' yet.
Next comes the part that I won't ever forget.
Now I'm bein' followed by these Russian spies.
They give me some velcro, and an order of fries.
Suddenly I'm bowling on the Starship Enterprise.
I fall down a hole and that's when I realize
I'm stuck in a closet with Vanna White.
I'm stuck in a closet with Vanna White.
Night after night after night after night.
All right!
Doctor, won't you tell me, am I going insane?
Was it something I ate, or something wrong with my brain?
See, I'm naked in church when I meet a dinosaur.
Try to run, but my feet have been nailed to the floor.
Then a midget pushes me through a revolving door,
And I'm back in the very same place I was before.
I'm stuck in a closet with Vanna White.
I'm stuck in a closet with Vanna White.
Night after night after night after night.
All right!
And I can't bust out, and I can't break free.
And it's gettin' just a little too stuffy here for me.
And I can't go home, and I can't get loose,
And I try to escape, but it's just no use.
And I can't ever leave, and I can't ever win.
And we're runnin' outta air, and the walls are closin' in.
And I can't go back, and I can't get through.
But Vanna, since you're here, why don't you let me buy a vowel from you?
Come on Vanna, come on!
Doctor, all those crazy dreams have started again.
That's right, I even wake up screaming now and then.
See, I'm coming home from work, but I forgot my address.
I'm half an hour late for my algebra test.
Then some slimy alien jumps out of my chest,
And I'm falling and falling, and I guess you know the rest.
I'm stuck in a closet with Vanna White.
I'm stuck in a closet with Vanna White.
Night after night after night after night.
I'm stuck in a closet with Vanna White.
I'm stuck in a closet with Vanna White.
Night after night after night after night.
I'm stuck in a closet with Vanna White.
I'm stuck in a closet with Vanna White.
Night after night after night after night.
I'm stuck in a closet with Vanna White.
I'm stuck in a closet with Vanna White.
Night after night after night after night.
Stuck In A Closet With Vanna White
Doctor, every night I have the strangest dreams.
Doctor, listen to me, tell me what this means.
First I'm goin' shoppin' in my underwear,
Then all of sudden I'm floating in mid air.
My lips fall off and everybody starts to stare.
Donuts and hot dogs are flying everywhere.
Now Doctor, wait a minute, you ain't heard nothin' yet.
Next comes the part that I won't ever forget.
Now I'm bein' followed by these Russian spies.
They give me some velcro, and an order of fries.
Suddenly I'm bowling on the Starship Enterprise.
I fall down a hole and that's when I realize
I'm stuck in a closet with Vanna White.
I'm stuck in a closet with Vanna White.
Night after night after night after night.
All right!
Doctor, won't you tell me, am I going insane?
Was it something I ate, or something wrong with my brain?
See, I'm naked in church when I meet a dinosaur.
Try to run, but my feet have been nailed to the floor.
Then a midget pushes me through a revolving door,
And I'm back in the very same place I was before.
I'm stuck in a closet with Vanna White.
I'm stuck in a closet with Vanna White.
Night after night after night after night.
All right!
And I can't bust out, and I can't break free.
And it's gettin' just a little too stuffy here for me.
And I can't go home, and I can't get loose,
And I try to escape, but it's just no use.
And I can't ever leave, and I can't ever win.
And we're runnin' outta air, and the walls are closin' in.
And I can't go back, and I can't get through.
But Vanna, since you're here, why don't you let me buy a vowel from you?
Come on Vanna, come on!
Doctor, all those crazy dreams have started again.
That's right, I even wake up screaming now and then.
See, I'm coming home from work, but I forgot my address.
I'm half an hour late for my algebra test.
Then some slimy alien jumps out of my chest,
And I'm falling and falling, and I guess you know the rest.
I'm stuck in a closet with Vanna White.
I'm stuck in a closet with Vanna White.
Night after night after night after night.
I'm stuck in a closet with Vanna White.
I'm stuck in a closet with Vanna White.
Night after night after night after night.
I'm stuck in a closet with Vanna White.
I'm stuck in a closet with Vanna White.
Night after night after night after night.
I'm stuck in a closet with Vanna White.
I'm stuck in a closet with Vanna White.
Night after night after night after night.
LadyDarkFire
Literotica Guru
- Joined
- Jun 6, 2001
- Posts
- 1,796
Brown Eyed Girl
GreenSleeves
GreenSleeves
The White stuff
The White Stuff
[You Got It (The Right Stuff)/New Kids On The Block/1988]
The white stuff.
The white stuff.
The first one was a sweet one
Second one was a blast
Soon I finished off the bag, ate 'em up real fast
You can see 'em in my teeth
Tell it when I talk
Had so many my pancreas just went into shock
I love the white stuff baby
In the middle of an Oreo
I love the white stuff baby
It's the most delicious thing I know
I've had a zillion or two
In my life, they're so right
My teeth are all rotted clear thruough
But who cares? Whaat else am I supposed to do?
I love the white stuff baby
In the middle of an Oreo
I love the white stuff baby
It's the most delicious thing I know
Oh oh oh oh oh, oh Oreo
Oh oh oh oh oh, the white stuff
Oh oh oh oh oh, oh Oreo
What's in the middle? The white stuff
The first time that I tried it
Got a big sugar buzz
Nothing gets me high as that sandwich cookie does
But I love the filling most
I rub it on my roast
Mix it in with my coffee and spread it on my toast
I love the white stuff baby
In the middle of an Oreo
I love the white stuff baby
It's the most delicious thing I know
Might get a pimple or two
Well, so what? It's all right
Now Twinkies and Ding Dongs won't do
All I need...You know what it is
Oh oh oh oh oh, oh Oreo
Oh oh oh oh oh, the white stuff
Oh oh oh oh oh, oh Oreo
What's in the middle? The white stuff
The White Stuff
[You Got It (The Right Stuff)/New Kids On The Block/1988]
The white stuff.
The white stuff.
The first one was a sweet one
Second one was a blast
Soon I finished off the bag, ate 'em up real fast
You can see 'em in my teeth
Tell it when I talk
Had so many my pancreas just went into shock
I love the white stuff baby
In the middle of an Oreo
I love the white stuff baby
It's the most delicious thing I know
I've had a zillion or two
In my life, they're so right
My teeth are all rotted clear thruough
But who cares? Whaat else am I supposed to do?
I love the white stuff baby
In the middle of an Oreo
I love the white stuff baby
It's the most delicious thing I know
Oh oh oh oh oh, oh Oreo
Oh oh oh oh oh, the white stuff
Oh oh oh oh oh, oh Oreo
What's in the middle? The white stuff
The first time that I tried it
Got a big sugar buzz
Nothing gets me high as that sandwich cookie does
But I love the filling most
I rub it on my roast
Mix it in with my coffee and spread it on my toast
I love the white stuff baby
In the middle of an Oreo
I love the white stuff baby
It's the most delicious thing I know
Might get a pimple or two
Well, so what? It's all right
Now Twinkies and Ding Dongs won't do
All I need...You know what it is
Oh oh oh oh oh, oh Oreo
Oh oh oh oh oh, the white stuff
Oh oh oh oh oh, oh Oreo
What's in the middle? The white stuff
KillerMuffin
Seraphically Disinclined
- Joined
- Jul 29, 2000
- Posts
- 25,603
Hazy Shade of Winter
Midnight Blue
99 Red Balloons
Fade to Black
I'm Blue
Blue on Black
Midnight Blue
99 Red Balloons
Fade to Black
I'm Blue
Blue on Black
teresafannin
One who hears the Music
- Joined
- Jul 27, 2000
- Posts
- 2,532
Blue Eyes Cryin' in the Rain
KillerMuffin
Seraphically Disinclined
- Joined
- Jul 29, 2000
- Posts
- 25,603
I forgot:
John Deere Green
John Deere Green
teresafannin
One who hears the Music
- Joined
- Jul 27, 2000
- Posts
- 2,532
Blue Suede Shoes
A White Sport Coat & a Pink Carnation
Roses are Red
Red Roses for a Blue Lady
A White Sport Coat & a Pink Carnation
Roses are Red
Red Roses for a Blue Lady
teresafannin
One who hears the Music
- Joined
- Jul 27, 2000
- Posts
- 2,532
Raspberry Beret
Little Red Corvette
Little Red Corvette
teresafannin
One who hears the Music
- Joined
- Jul 27, 2000
- Posts
- 2,532
She Wore Blue Velvet
White Christmas
White Christmas
