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true
TPB was going to make a pie joke.
false but found some funny pie jokes
Tbp knows pie jokes
Pi are not square, pie are round
True
TPB is up way too late.

False
TPB likes to have cake and eat it too.
False
TPB often hits the snooze button
False
TPB Sleeps with more than one pillow
True
TPB sleeps with more than 2 pillows.
True
TPB sleeps with a fan on year round.
True
TPB likes it cold to sleep.
True.
TPB sleeps less than 8 hours a night.
True
TPB likes afternoon sex.
True
TPB likes sex morning, noon and night
Also true
TPB enjoys solo sex.
True...especially the last six months.
TPB would rather a partner.
True.
TPB has phone sex with their lover when they are away.
False....at least not during deployment.
TPB uses flavored lotions and oils with sex
True Coconut Oil is best
TPB has toys.
True
TPB uses toys on their partner.
TrueTPB has an assortment of toys.
True
TPB always removes the batteries before travelling with such things.![]()

False
TPB is going to show me their toys![]()