troubledone
Lord of smut
- Joined
- Feb 27, 2012
- Posts
- 62,246
False
TPB has worn a sex toy in public.
False
TPB rarely washes off cum from their bodies
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False
TPB has worn a sex toy in public.
False
TPB rarely washes off cum from their bodies
True...but you know that cuz was YOU watching me sunbathe nude on my deck
TPB eats their boogers...![]()
TPB is in a foul mood because they are wearing underpants one size too small
True , being born without one , I underwent a mid life transplant , the donner backed out and was replaced by an elephant , now I have big flapping ears , keep me cool in the summer heatFALSE! Is total fib! I'm not wearing...never mind...
TPB has big ears.
False
TPBM has an organ that keeps growing and he wants to transplant it into someone![]()
True. Funny, usually finding is the hard part of a transplant.
TPB likes phonesex
Depends on who is on the other end of the phone
TPB has at least one tattoo
nope.
TPB has a piercing in a place that most people will never see
True
TPB cooked dinner tonight
it's in the oven as we type.. True!
TPB has already had eight 8 ounce glasses of water today
False. I should definitely drink more water
TPB is planning a trip for this fall
Nah---
More fishing though!
TPB
Will barbecue this weekend
True
TPB has a firepit in their backyard
Well a place I build fires anyway---
TPBM
Will have sex tonight
Is that an order?okay then!!
TPB has full shapely lips....![]()
well I dont know--
TBM
Is dressed for bed
False, I just got home from dance class, am sore so going to take a nice hot shower and then hit the hay...
TPBM ordered dinner out
True - we had pizza tonight
TPB is going to a BBQ this weekend
Not a BBQ, just a party, but some BBQ will be there.
TPB is happy to have the day off for Labor Day, but wonders why it is a holiday.
Nope, I honor the organized labor movement of yesteryear for all it's done to improve the lives of American workers. I wish they'd come back.
Hey you, person below me. You think I'm cuuuuuuuute.
Thanks.
TPB will have Jello shots over the weekend.
False
TPB will work out at least 2 hours this weekend?