Slinked away to the bathroom for a private wank because my girlfriend, well, let's just say she sucks. Sat down, got comfy, grabbed myself, got a few pulls in, used the balls of my feet to adjust myself back towards the tank and....I cracked the tank, water everywhere, upstairs/downstairs. Good news is I learned how to install a new throne 
Anyone wanna trade lives?
Anyone wanna trade lives?
