Trump Tells Norway He Wants Greenland Because of Nobel Prize Snub

"I've done more for NATO than anyone else in the history of the universe!"

Also, blacks, Mexicans, Jews, women, and children. He's done a lot to for children.
He's managed to unite NATO against the US, for sure.

Russia and Hungary are signing up to his Axis Powers scheme, it's not clear whether Putin is giving Trump $1billion for the privilege. I can't see that happening, more likely Putin has offered to put some pee tapes onto the internet. Will future Americans be happy with being subjects of a Russia-US bloc?
 
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He's managed to unite NATO against the US, for sure.

Russia and Hungary are signing up to his Axis Powers scheme, it's not clear whether Putin is giving Trump $1billion for the privilege. I can't see that happening, more likely Putin has offered to put some pee tapes onto the internet. Will future Americans be happy with being subjects of a Russia-US bloc?
He's creating a NATO against us as well as a NATO of our enemies with us.

He's a multitasking genius!
 
The U.S., once dubbed The Leader of the Free World, is now on its own. “America First” has led to “America Alone.” Our irrational tariffs, unilateral military actions, and saber rattling have alienated our traditional allies, upending 80 years of (relative) peace and prosperity. And it’s incredibly sad.

 
dear leader has made America a.rogue.state.

What a great autocrat!
 
The U.S., once dubbed The Leader of the Free World, is now on its own. “America First” has led to “America Alone.” Our irrational tariffs, unilateral military actions, and saber rattling have alienated our traditional allies, upending 80 years of (relative) peace and prosperity. And it’s incredibly sad.

It's what americans voted for.

I am happy to see the world moving on from the US, america can never be trusted again.
 
The U.S., once dubbed The Leader of the Free World, is now on its own. “America First” has led to “America Alone.” Our irrational tariffs, unilateral military actions, and saber rattling have alienated our traditional allies, upending 80 years of (relative) peace and prosperity. And it’s incredibly sad.


i think the republican party should split up since there are in a way 2 different major republican party groups since 2016

1 is the americas first party which was mentioned at charlie kirks company event last year in december when don trump jr mentioned how the republican party is dead and its the birth of the americas first party

2 of coruse is the gop also known as the grand old party aka the republican party but its members are mostly with moderate republicans who are anti trumpers
 
i think the republican party should split up since there are in a way 2 different major republican party groups since 2016

1 is the americas first party which was mentioned at charlie kirks company event last year in december when don trump jr mentioned how the republican party is dead and its the birth of the americas first party

2 of coruse is the gop also known as the grand old party aka the republican party but its members are mostly with moderate republicans who are anti trumpers
The Republican Party is all Trump now.
 
i think the republican party should split up since there are in a way 2 different major republican party groups since 2016

1 is the americas first party which was mentioned at charlie kirks company event last year in december when don trump jr mentioned how the republican party is dead and its the birth of the americas first party

2 of coruse is the gop also known as the grand old party aka the republican party but its members are mostly with moderate republicans who are anti trumpers
The current MAGAT party is the legacy of Sarah Palin and the Tea Party which showed that knowledge and ability was less important than fantasy slogans for the great unwashed.

Trump made a conscious decision to go for the poorly educated sector, as he said, "Smart people don't vote for me."
 
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I wouldn't be at all surprised if he couldn't find Norway or Denmark on a map.
He couldn't find Puerto Rico on a map never mind Scandinavian countries.

And Chagos Islands? Not even if he was dropped there from a height.
 
Revenge is his mobster mentality
The irony of Trump fancying himself a mobster is he wouldn't last a week in the actual mob. He's not even Fredo. He's closer to that character in The Sopranos who pisses himself right before Tony and Pussy shoot him.

I guess the character had a name, Matthew, but let's be honest, we all remember him as the kid that pissed himself at the end. :D
 
Greenland. For forward ballistic missile systems targeting the RF and the PRC.
We can do this today with submarines that are a lot more survivable and easier to maintain than missile silos on an ice sheet thousands of miles away from CONUS.

There's a reason there aren't any offensive ballistic missiles in Alaska...

If missiles can fly across continents, it hardly matters where they are launched.

We really OVERREACTED to that Cuba thing in 1962.
It actually does matter a great deal in terms of warning time. That's the reason we "overreacted" to that "Cuba thing."

It's also the reason we (quietly and out of public view) conceded to the Soviet demand to get rid of our own MRBMs as an offramp from the "Cuba thing."

They're an inherently destabilizing weapon even by the insane standards of nuclear weapons.
 
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