Trump will be dead soon

Rob lurks in the shadows of the thread like a caffeinated raccoon with a boner. One furious, vomitously long post later, every word dripping with loathing for Trump, he retreats in exhilarating expectation to the couch like it’s a lifeboat in a hurricane. There, he perches, heart hammering, trousers down, eyes wide, primed for the orgy of outrage he knows is about to flood in, the nuclear meltdowns, all perfectly calibrated to fuel his perverse little adrenaline-fueled climax. The thread explodes, he gasps, wildly ejaculating, while his concept of dignity quietly dies between the couch cushions.
Omfg. Do not use Mad Libs as a writing guide.
 
What's President Vance going to be like?
On the one hand, he's a lot smarter than Trump, which in this case would not be a good thing (the only thing worse than a stupid right-wing extremist is a smart one, after all). On the other hand, he can't rally the deplorables like Trump could, so the Republicans can kiss the hidden deplorable vote goodbye.
 
Let's all be firmly resolved on one point:

When Trump kicks it, he gets NO STATE FUNERAL!
 
Live stream of the inaugural "Board of Peace" meeting discussing rebuilding Gaza,

Trump is slumped over, sound asleep and has been that way for 5 minutes now.
 
I have expected him to die or leave early since the start of his term. But staying through to the end of a full term just to piss off Dems more would be classic Trump.
 
I have expected him to die or leave early since the start of his term. But staying through to the end of a full term just to piss off Dems more would be classic Trump.
Hes gotta introduce to the world the NEXT LEADER Of THE FREE WORLD first!
 
Is he dead yet? He's delivering the SOTU address right now - is that some kind of double?

LOL you fucking lying Leftfuck assholes.
 
You keep promising that and every day when I get up and check the news the lying pedo motherfucker is still alive…… come on folks you can do it
 
You keep promising that and every day when I get up and check the news the lying pedo motherfucker is still alive…… come on folks you can do it
Nobody needs to "do it". This fucking guy is one constipated turd away from shitting out his life on the toilet.
 
Nobody needs to "do it". This fucking guy is one constipated turd away from shitting out his life on the toilet.
The bear down continues! Well at least now you'll be able to follow along in the best down of your party of perverts,pedos and csnibals!😁
 
The bear down continues! Well at least now you'll be able to follow along in the best down of your party of perverts,pedos and csnibals!😁
Wait did they arrest all of SCOTUS except Uncle "Pubic Hair" Thomas, last night? Lol.
 
Wait did they arrest all of SCOTUS except Uncle "Pubic Hair" Thomas, last night? Lol.
Has the military taken over yet? Has the insurrection act been brought out yet? The military will be the ones making arrests dumb ass! If you think for one second that there will be people walking around with treason, sedition , crimes against humanity, pedifia rape and mutilation charges on them GUESS AGAIN PAL! not in this country, not in ANY for all that matters. Now wait for London to collapse. Thats your sign that shits about to happen here. We have lots to show yet including March 1 release of MOAR Epstein files! Sit back, have fun and enjoy the show! 😁
 
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