eric_erosfan
Rationalist
- Joined
- Feb 19, 2023
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Omfg. Do not use Mad Libs as a writing guide.Rob lurks in the shadows of the thread like a caffeinated raccoon with a boner. One furious, vomitously long post later, every word dripping with loathing for Trump, he retreats in exhilarating expectation to the couch like it’s a lifeboat in a hurricane. There, he perches, heart hammering, trousers down, eyes wide, primed for the orgy of outrage he knows is about to flood in, the nuclear meltdowns, all perfectly calibrated to fuel his perverse little adrenaline-fueled climax. The thread explodes, he gasps, wildly ejaculating, while his concept of dignity quietly dies between the couch cushions.
