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Got a new Dollar General going up near the office.

Anytime 3 or more West Virginians gather for a chat, Dollar General plops down a store chock full of Chinese crap.
 
About time to start tackling the taxes.

I spent a lot of 2023 untangling my complicated finances. All in anticipation of when I shuffle off this mortal coil. Simplifying has, ironically, made this years taxes even more complicated.

Someday I hope to get to use the 1040EZ.
 
Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the mouth.

~ Mike Tyson


Dayum!!! 10 Years After, so to speak:




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Some of these make sense:


  1. Start every phone call with “My battery is almost dead”. That way you can hang up on them at any time.
  2. Want to cut into another lane of traffic but nobody will let you in? Cut in front of a Tesla, autopilot will force the car to stop.
  3. Hit the space bar twice for a full stop, and the next letter will be automatically capitalized too.
  4. If you can’t think of a word, say "I forget the English word for it”. That way people will think you’re bilingual instead of an idiot.
  5. If the person sitting in front of you on a flight reclines their seat all the way back and leaves you with no room, turn on the air con above you to full blast and point it at the top of their head.
  6. The best way to charge your phone faster is by switching it to airplane mode before plugging it in.
  7. Wet your nail clippers before using them. Your clippings won't fly everywhere.
  8. Drive around with broken, expensive items in your car.
  9. If you'd like to use emojis on your Mac desktop, simply press Control + Command + Spacebar to open the emoji menu.
  10. Whenever buying something online, try using the coupon code "military". Many sites have a military discount and don't require any proof of military service.

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It was nicer driving in the dark this morning than just now with the light though the diffuse white clouds that are a few hundred feet up.
 
 
Happy Thursday!!! Up too early, but. No rain for the next several days in the forecast, so that household outside thingie that I've been wanting to get done might actually be on tap for this weekend. Out of chaos, order.


Out of pot, coffee . . . .


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My grandfather was a fan of rye and introduced me to it. I, too, have done some dancing with it, and sometimes with regrets.


El jefe is on the way. The manglement lady and I made an executive decision to get the residents out of here at a civil and sensible hour. We got my Latest Idea executed in 2 hours flat. Plumbers are plumbing.


The weather is absolutely lovely today, for the 1st of Febbinary.


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The temperature this morning was -14°F, slightly colder than what my guys are experiencing up north close to the Arctic ocean. Still, a far from the -40 and below they are getting in Fairbanks. I'll take Anchorage, where my car lives in a heated garage all night and is very comfortable to use first thing in the morning. Some dumb people here keep their garage full of toys and the daily driver outside. They may learn or they'll just leave once they can't handle the weather anymore.

A sandwich with toasted hearty rye bread, hot pastrami, german mustard, and melted gruyere sounds like my kind of rye for today.
 
Yeah, that sounds like nothing to become irrational about.


Happy Friday, thanks be to Allah. Work, then weekend. I'm underwhelmed by our camera guy. We may take matters into our own hands.


After coffee . . . .
 
 
First cup of coffee is sitting in front of me now, I guess I'm finally feeling better because I had a hard time getting to sleep last night. Speaking of which, we're due for a roll call, we're missing some peeps.
 
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