TV - The Lit Way

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Setting a time parameter of 2000 or so because I really didn't like much TV after that.

So, take a TV show before that and twist it the Lit Way. Not necessarily a full episode layout, but just the idea.

Did Lurch do Morticia? What REALLY went on in that basement playroom? Wink - wink??

Did GramPaPa have a thing for Cousin Marilyn? Maybe she was his 'meal ticket', though we never saw bites on her neck.

Those times Joe Friday went to Bill Gannon's house for 'dinner'. A little mattress mambo party with the Mrs. maybe?

Miss Parker? Those legs? You know Jared tapped that, right?

 

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And I'm pretty sure Rob loaned Laura to Alan a few times for those special network parties for him to pass around.

 

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Dollie

I think my husband spent a lot of time at Mayberry while Andy and Barnie were at the sheriff's office. He had a thing for aunt Bee and her chocolate chip cookies.

And more than once he was seen masturbating to MsKitty and the girls on Gunsmoke.

I made love with the Fonz whenever I could get him to take me on his motorcycle.
And since fantasies seemed to be our thing, Tattoo was often waiting for me next to "de plane." For a little guy he sure had a big pretend penis.

Speaking of islands that professor loved 4-ways with me and Lovey, Mrs Howel.

 

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Y'all ain't no damn fun.

Remember when the Clampetts went to Hooterville? Suppose that trip was to take Elly Mae as breeding stock for Ebb? And while there, Mrs. Douglas decided to show Jethro how city women like it.

And while we're there, perhaps the Shady Rest was a country whore house for the railroad crews.