'Twas Brillig . . . (closed!)

[HookerBoots]

Closed thread - shocker, I know - for me and Armphid.

Name: Alice Samuelsson
Age: 19
Appearance: Alice has long dark brown hair streaked with bright red, ice blue eyes, and a curvy figure. She favors black or green for clothes, but will wear other colors if she's in the right mood. Typically, she ties her hair back into a long tail.

 

[Armphid]

Name: Alex Liddell
Age: 19
Appearance: Alex is tall with a build that would be strong and broad shouldered if he'd grown into it yet. He has sunny, straw colored hair that he wears in a plain style and keen blue eyes. He tends to dress a bit more formally than many people his age; usually wearing a white button down shirt over a t-shirt of blue, purple, or black, and loose jeans or slacks in dark colors.

 

[HookerBoots]

IC:

Alice flipped the page on her textbook, pulling the cap off her highlighter with her teeth to mark an important passage. She liked her ethics class, really, but some of the reading was so dry! And there were hardly any illustrations. Though she could live with that - it's not like totalitarianism was easy to capture in a photograph. Capping the highlighter again, she stood up off the stool she had been studying on and headed over to where the 'cafe' section was.

It was almost seven, which meant it was almost time for her usual customer. Every Tuesday, seven in the evening, he would come in, buy a couple of books, and order the same thing. She'd started to make it ahead of time, so he could drink it while he was shopping. The bell over the door rang, and she looked up from her milk steaming. "Hi, welcome to Benny's Book Loft!" Her cheeks colored a little. It was him. "Large double shot mocha, extra whipped cream, coming right up!" she said cheerfully, waving. "I'll walk it over to you as soon as it's done."

He was so cute! Maybe someday, she'd remember to look at the name on his charge card when he paid. But he always dressed so well, way better than most of the guys she knew. Alice's hands walked through the motions of making the drink, thinking about how she should just sort of get her shit together and ask him about . . . himself, or just ask him out. As she finished the drink with the generous cloud of whipped cream he liked, she popped one of the lids they used onto it and headed out around the counter with it.

If she hadn't been in such a hurry when she left for class today, she'd have worn something . . . less blah. Black skirt, black skull t-shirt, black tennis shoes, and a slightly messy ponytail was practically her uniform. Nothing to do for it now, though. Alice found him in the Fantasy section and handed off the drink with a smile. "The newest Eddings is great, if you haven't read it," she said, gesturing to the book. Great lead-off, Alice. Way to win him over.

 

[Armphid]

Alex smiled, his cheeks coloring a bit as he entered the book store and her voice rang out to meet him. His coffee goddess. She was a gothic college girl dream; usually dressed all in black and filling it out incredibly. Her face was beautiful with just a hint of whimsy and sadness, her hair dark and streaked with brilliant red, her eyes cold blue yet warm. He'd been crushing on her for months. In truth, it was the real reason he kept coming to this bookstore.

He waved back at her, heading into the shelves. Damn it! Why couldn't he just man up and ask her out? Hell, even ask her name! They'd talked a lot, well, kind of. Little snatches of conversation. Comments on books, suggestions, course sharing, that kind of thing. Just enough to tease, to make him think of how compatible they were, how smart she was on top of being beautiful.

But what shot did he have? He was just some geek to her. She probably didn't like him looking at her. She'd caught him once or twice, he was sure.

Before he could get too morose, she was there. He took the offered drink, savoring the brief second when the skin of their fingers made contact in the hand over. "Thanks." God, she was pretty. Did she have any idea? He looked over at what she indicated. "Is it? I've read a lot of Eddings, and I like most of it, but some...well, let's just say that Sparhawk's whole deal and Polgara the Sorceress have left me a little gunshy." He shrugged, "The book, not the character."

 

[HookerBoots]

She leaned against the edge of the shelf, grinning. "It's a little less . . . I won't use the phrase 'self-indulgent', but it's good." Alice tucked her hands behind her back, her eyes playing over his blond hair. "I . . ." the bell over the door rang, and her head turned towards the door. "Sorry, duty calls!" She walked over to where the woman in sweats had just walked in. "Hi, welcome to Benny's Book Loft! Can I help you find anything tonight?"

The woman took up a great deal of her time, looking for a series of children's books that were out of print. By the time she was done finding and ordering the books for the woman, another man had come in, looking for a book on baseball she'd never heard of. She managed to settle him down in the sports section of the store in time to direct two women to the music books. Blowing a stray strand of hair off her forehead, Alice flipped her textbook shut. There wasn't going to be any more time to study tonight.

Instead, she headed back towards the philosophy section. Her mocha man was back there - she'd spotted him moving when she'd walked a cup of black coffee to the sports guy. Alice poked her head around the shelf, smiling at the way he was leaning against the shelves, an open book in one hand and his drink in the other. "Hey," she said softly, "you still doing all right? It went a little crazy all of a sudden, but I didn't want you to think I forgot about you."

 

[Armphid]

If looks were able to kill; the woman in sweats would have left the shop in a basket. "Yeah, uh, maybe we..." But she was already gone. "...Later," he finished lamely. Damn it! That was, like, his best shot! Fuck! Alex thumped his head softly on the shelf in front of him and sighed. "Idiot."

He watched her talk to the woman for a few minutes, hoping it would be a short thing and that he could catch her attention afterward. It didn't seem to be in the cards though. They kept coming, one after another. Bitterly sighing, Alex took a last look at his black-clad fantasy before retreating through the aisles.

He perused the Philosophy section blandly, not really looking for anything. He was too busy feeling glum. His one shot and he'd blown it. Almost absently, he picked up a copy of "Lewis Carroll and Philosophy" and began to flip through it. Hrm. Interesting stuff. He hadn't remembered Wonderland having all this sort of thing in it.

Of course, he hadn't read it in...what, seven years? Maybe more.

"Hey." He looked up and blinked in obvious surprise. It was her! His coffee girl! "You still doing all right? It went a little crazy all of a sudden, but I didn't want you to think I forgot about you."

"I, uh," he started, flushing. She'd wanted to find him? And keep talking? What did that mean? It had to mean something! No, it didn't. Be reasonable. She's here to be gorgeous and funny and smart and..no, damn it! She was here to sell coffee and books and he was an easy mark for both. "Well, I wouldn't blame you. I'm kind of forgettable," he shrugged with a rueful smile.

Talk about something. Don't leave it at that. Don't let her walk away. "Uh, hey, I know! I was looking at this," he showed her the cover of the book, "And a lot of what it was talking about surprised me. It's been a long time since I read Carroll at all, other than looking up a few of the poems on the Internet." He was babbling. Perfect. Alex blushed a bit, "I was thinking maybe I should get a copy of Wonderland to...refresh, you know?" He smiled shyly, "I could use the whimsy too."

 

[HookerBoots]

Alice grinned. "We can do that. I always make sure we have at least one copy in stock - Alice is my name too." He always seemed so happy to see her . . . she was probably reading too much into it. He was here to buy books, not flirt with her. No matter what she might like to believe. "This way. I shove the Carroll in with 'literature written by or for head cases'," she said with a grin. "Though I'm not sure which one it counts as." Alice motioned for him to follow her, and headed off for the literature section.

As they reached the section, she peered at the shelves, bending over at the waist to grab the book. "Here we go . . . I'd say this one." She straightened up, turning to show him. "This one is a great edition, with Tenniel's illustrations and Through the Looking Glass included." She smiled and handed it to him. "It's the one I have, actually."

He reached out to take the book, and when their fingers brushed on the spine, she felt a jolt. Not the normal jolt she felt when she handed him his drink. It felt like the whole world had been jostled, and then sidestepped to get out of the way of whatever had run into it. Alice blinked, looking up at him. "That was weird. Did you feel that?" The store seemed quieter all of a sudden. Had they just had an earthquake or something? No, that wasn't it . . . she'd seen the sports guy heading for the register, and he wasn't anywhere now. What the hell had happened?

 

[Armphid]

"Alice..." She told him her name. Awesome! He blushed a bit, smiling brightly. "That's a great name, and it's, uh, it suits you." Alice. Now that he knew it, he couldn't imagine her having any other name. "I'm Alex. I've meant to tell you for a while..."

He shrugged, following her, not even sure how much she'd heard. "Is that a real category of books or your own personal classification?" Damn, this felt so good! He knew it didn't, couldn't, really mean anything. But it felt like they were connecting. Like there was something, a spark between them. Was he imagining it? Probably, but...he hoped not.

Then she bent over to retrieve the book in question. Alex knew he shouldn't look; let along stare. But great googily moogily! Her skirt rode up as she bent over; exposing almost the whole length of her long, shapely, smooth, creamy legs and hinting at her lacy black panties and the bottoms of her glorious ass cheeks. "Oh, have mercy," he whispered.

When she stood up, he was able to compose himself. Mostly. He nodded as she held the book out to him, "If it's the one you've got, then it'll be good. Your taste is great, I haven't been steered wrong ye-"

He cut off his sentence when they touched and the world seemed to shift. It was like he could feel everything moving to the right a few inches. At Alice's question, he nodded, "Yeah, I felt it. It was like...everything moved but us. Or maybe we moved and everything else stayed...it was weird, all right." He listened intently for a moment. "Do you hear that?" By that, he meant nothing. There was no sound of people talking or moving around, no sound of traffic outside. Nothing.

The two college students made their way to the front of the store to find themselves alone. No one was there. There were books lying open here and there on tables, but no other sign that anyone other than them had ever been there. "...If this is Scare Tactics or something, they've really upped their budget." He glanced down at one of the open books; halting with a start. "Hey, take a look." He picked it up and turned the open pages to her, then started to turn them. All were blank.

Alice stared a moment, and then moved to the store windows. She looked out carefully, poking her head around a sign in the largest one. "There's no one outside. Not even any cars on the street. No birds either."

Alex moved up beside her, also looking out. She was exactly right; there was no sign of any living thing besides themselves. The stillness was deafening; there wasn't a hint of even distant traffic or the general dull undertone of the small city.

There was a flurry of motion off to the right. Both Alice and Alex turned their heads in time to catch a faint glimpse of a person running through the stacks towards the back of the store. Alex thought he saw a flash of white, and like they were wearing...nah, no way. "There!"

Alice was already running after them, and Alex wasn't about to be left alone in this sinister environment. "Alice, wait up!" He ran after her, his long legs consuming the distance between them. They ran for the back door of the stop; which was swinging closed as though whoever they were after had gone through it only a few steps ahead of them.

They burst out the back, Alex's outward stretched foot touching down on nothing but air. "Whoa!" He whirled his arms, vainly trying to keep his balance, but the sight that met his eyes made him freeze in mid-effort. There was nothing around the store. No street, no ground, not even sky. "Alice!" He fell , tumbling forward into the void.

 

[HookerBoots]

She wasn't any more able to stop her fall than Alex was. Her foot went over the edge, and she tumbled forward following him. "Alex!" He had fallen a second before she did, and was farther down the large hole - which hadn't been there when she'd taken the trash out an hour before; this was just getting stranger and stranger - but she seemed to be catching up to him. Which was impossible. Or so she thought, until she crashed into him, a tangle of arms and legs falling through space. "Ooof! What the hell? It feels like we're . . . falling slower?"

And it did. Which was also impossible. You fell at the same speed, no matter what. But they had definitely slowed down. It was almost like they were floating, like feathers, down through the earth. Alice looked around, her hands going almost automatically to hold her skirt down - though she was sorry to have to separate from Alex that way. It was comforting to have another person there with so much strangeness going on. "What do you think happened?" She looked down. There was no end in sight, and she hoped this wouldn't take too long. She'd miss her class tomorrow morning if this hole didn't decide to end itself soon.

. . . that was kind of crazy. She was a little to calm about this. There should be panic or something. "This is messed up. Messed up." Her eyes went to his face. "But at least we have each other, right? We'll figure it out, and . . . what's happening?" Now there was panic. He was becoming transparent, fading out. "Alex, what's going on!? You're vanishing!" She reached out and . . . through him, her hands passing through his chest as he vanished completely. Well, that was what she got for saying 'at least we have each other'. Her eyes closed for a moment, trying to gather her wits. And in that moment, she reached the bottom of her fall - into lukewarm water.

Her eyes opened a moment before her head dropped beneath the water, and then she closed them again until she could resurface. The water below her spread out, like an underground lake, but she could see a change in the brightness off to her right. Her body was still lined up, perfectly centered in the perfectly circular hole. Which was also perfectly sheer. There was no climbing that sucker, even if she weren't soaking wet. Sighing, Alice turned to her right and prepared to dive under the water. There was nothing for it but to see where she came up on the other side.

As she got ready to dive, she saw a flash of white swimming away from her in that direction. That was the person she'd seen in the store! "HA!" She dove under the water, making her way towards the freak in the bunny ears and wherever that light was coming from.

Just when her air was starting to give out, Alice could see light above her, and surfaced, taking an explosive breath. And she looked around, more than a little freaked out. Wherever this was, it wasn't the alley behind Benny's Book Loft, or anyplace else in the city. There was sand close enough that she could reach it in a few strokes, and it looked dry as dry. Alice looked up, and the sun was shining brightly on the . . . sea that she was in, though it was freshwater, as far as she could tell. That was odd - it was the middle of the night! Well, seven was hardly the middle of the night, but it wasn't summer, the sun had long since set.

And on the beach . . . she looked over and saw a long, white-furred leg and fluffy rabbit tail disappearing into a seeming forest over. That was the thing she was chasing! A-ha! Alice swam the few feet to the beach and made it to where she could stand up and run. But running in the sand was a nightmare, so she stopped to take her shoes off. When they were off, her bare feet wiggling in the wet sand, she was in a confused state. She didn't want to leave them - her Chucks had seen her through harder situations before - but they would slow her down.

Suddenly, from behind and to her left, a purring voice spoke, startling her enough that the shoes dropped from her hand. "My, my, what is this? Another stray kitten come to visit our little world?"

 

[Armphid]

"We are." They were falling slower; not drifting back and forth like leaves from a tree, but honest to God reducing speed. Alice was warm against him, and he almost put his arms around her as they fell, jerking them back as he remembered himself. "This is all impossible," he mused. He felt regret when she let go of him to hold her skirt down; on more than one level.

At her question, he could only shake his head. "I don't know. It's almost like something out of The Twilight Zone or the Outer Limits. Like...we're in some other dimension or space where the laws of physics breakdown."

He wasn't freaking out. He really should be, but he wasn't. That bothered him far more than any of this insanity did. Alice began to speak again, about how messed up this was, and he looked over at her. Was she feeling stressed over it? If she was, why wasn't he? Then he smiled at her next comment, "Yeah, we've got each other." She went on, but suddenly her voice started to become fainter. As did she! "Holy shit, Alice!" She was saying something, he could hardly make it out as she faded almost like a dissolve in a film. "Don't go! You're disappearing!" Her hand reached out to him; and he moved toward her, only to have her vanish just before her hand would have reached him.

"Ali-" His cry was cut off as he landed; splashing down into water. It was shockingly warm, enveloping him as the shocked youth sank down into it. he kicked up, breaking the surface and coughing. He'd swallowed some of it; it was oddly sweet. What the hell was this stuff exactly? He shook his head to shake his dripping hair out of his eyes. He was at the bottom of some great shaft, exactly in the middle of it, to be precise. He grimaced. That too was highly improbable, though it wasn't strictly impossible. There were no breaks or cracks in the sides of the shaft that he could see, not even an incline. It was all sheer walls going straight up.

He suddenly felt the water shift; and fear gripped his stomach, a mental image of a shark swimming under him filling his mind. Alex looked down into the water. Near the edge of the shaft, he could see a figure swimming down towards the bottom. "Hey!" Whoever it was was distant, and he couldn't make out any detail, but they were clad all in white. Alex took a deep breath and pitched himself forward. Diving was easy now that his clothes were wet, the heavy garments dragging him down by their mere weight.

Down and down he went before leveling off, swimming after the distant figure in white with powerful strokes. After several long moments, he'd lost sight of whoever it was. Damn it! Now what? He was started to feel tension in his chest. Stupid, diving down like that and not knowing where to go. If he'd gotten into a cave or something, there was no telling it he could come up for air at all...except that light was suddenly shining down from above. Not in one spot, as though from a cave opening, but all around like he'd been swimming in the ocean all along. Alex stopped swimming, treading water and looking around. The water was lighter now, as if he was in the shallows. Curious.

He kicked up and broke the surface, taking a deep breath. "Huhh!" He was in...a lake from what it looked like. There was a shore nearby, but as he turned around and took in the scenery, he could see the others in the distance. The land around the lake was green and verdant; rolling hills and trees. The sun was shining down brightly...which wasn't right. It was too late for the sun to be out. He then blinked and laughed, "All of this...and THAT'S what I get hung up on?"

Alex swam to shore, water streaming off of him as he trudged up onto the sandy beach. As he got there, he caught a glimpse of the person in white in the woods; a female form, no mistake about that. She pushed through a bush and into the woods. "H-Hey, wait! Miss!"

He started to run after her making it to the tree line when he heard a voice cut in, "Don't you mean "myth," fishy boy?" The voice was female, sweet and sultry, with a rolling that reminded him of a cat's purr. It was also coming from behind him.

The young man turned, "I'm not a-cat girl?" Sitting on a tree limb about six feet off the ground was a young woman, her age difficult to determine, but in that floaty range between late teen and mid-twenty-something. Her face was cute; split by a broad, toothy grin. Her body was naked, her breasts large, high and well formed, her stomach flat and taunt, legs long and firm, her ass pert and bubbly. She also had a long tail that was waving around as it dangled below the kicking legs, and her ears were cat ears. She was also covered in a light coat of lavender fur with horizontal stripes of a darker purple.

She giggled, "Of course you're not a cat, since you seem to have misplaced your hair and most of your fur, poor confused thing." She looked him up and down boldly, "You look like a boy, but if you lack a pussy, I've got one you can use to prove it," she purred.

Alex blushed. "I must be going insane," he muttered.

The cat girl shook her head, stretching her arms up and pushing her chest out for his gawking eyes to devour. "No, no, no. Insane isn't anywhere near here, though you're far from Reason too."

"Right." Alex paused, "I'm sorry, Miss-"

"Myth."

Alex grimaced. "Uh, anyway, where am I then?"

She gaped, almost falling out of the tree, "What? You don't know that!" She shook her head, "Well, then I'll tell you, since I'm not a dick right now. You're...here!"

"That's helpful, thanks," he groaned. Alex blinked as the luscious cat woman giggled again, trying not to notice how her body was moving.

"Mmm, that's not the groaning I like to be thanked with," she purred, batting her lashes at him. "And after I was so nice! Maybe I was too much of a cunt..." She shrugged and grinned broadly. Her tail became translucent, and then vanished altogether. "But I've another pussy to go play with."

"But, wait." The cat girl's legs had vanished now. "What do you mean? Do you mean Alice?"

"Ah, ah! No buts, not for this pussy willow. But offer buts ahead and you'll find them full!" Her arms vanished, and then her chest, save for her nipples. Then they vanished, the right, and then the left. "I hate to good byes, so...fair game!" She grinned as the rest of her head disappeared, the toothy expression alone remaining.

Alex stared. "...What was that...I don't...fuck me."

"Ask sooner next time!" Then the grin was gone as well.

Alex took a few steps back, leaning against a tree trunk. What...did that...what the hell was going on? Where was he? He felt a sudden desire to scream. Not that it would help matters. The cat girl...which was impossible...hadn't been helpful. And the only other person he'd seen was the woman in white. If he wanted answers..."At some point, this has got to start making sense."

The young man took a deep breath and leaned up off the tree, then he set off into the woods along the path the white woman had taken.

 

[HookerBoots]

Alice spun around, eyes wide, her hands held in a position she'd learned in a women's self-defense course at her local gym. And stopped, amazed and confused. "What? I mean . . . what are you?"

"Isn't it obvious?" The tall, slender . . . creature grinned broadly, and Alice almost took a step back. It was a . . . he wasn't a cat-man. He was a . . . a furry! A male feline furry. Long limbed and lanky, covered in a light coating of fur that was striped horizontally in shades of purple. His face was warm, but full of mischief - something that in this situation set of alarm bells in her head. "I'm a cat looking for a pussy."

The words drew her eyes automatically to the lower portion of his bare body, where an impressive piece of male equipment made her eyes widen. "Huh?"

"But all I've found - before you - was another piece of meat." The grin grew, which hadn't seemed possible, and he shifted, scratching idly at his chest. "He was almost in the same state you were - a few feet to the left, that's all."

"Wait, do you mean Alex? Where is he?"

The cat's legs started to vanish in stripes, the paler color going first. "Knowing where he was won't help unless you know where you are. And you, my pretty pussy, have no idea where you are." The darker stripes started to fade as well, but more slowly. "I'm sure I'll be seeing more of you, Alice, but you've seen all you can of me!"

She did step back now, then lunged forward, trying to catch the cat. "How do you know my name? Where is this place? Don't go!"

The face was almost gone, but the grin remained, and it laughed lightly. "I have to go, since I'm not coming! But maybe next time I'll go while I'm coming, and surprise us both."

And then the grin was gone. Alice sighed and ran a hand through her sodden hair. "Well, fuck. That wasn't helpful at all." When she looked down, she started to swear. He'd taken her shoes! "God, what the hell is going on?" Shaking her head, she started off to where the rabbit-person had vanished.

The brush blocking the forest wasn't thick, but it seemed to clutch at her skirt and top as she pushed through. But she came out onto a well-worn path that lead farther into the forest. Alice stopped for a second, looking around. The trees looked normal, but there were shapes of birds and things in them that were larger and more brightly colored than she could have imagined. She turned around, thinking that she might need some water. But when she looked, there was no beach there - just more trees, and greenery. ". . . The fuck?"

Since the forest seemed . . . at least not threatening, Alice started down the path. The trees were pretty, even if the sunlight that was shining down through them shouldn't be there. And it was odd, even though she was in the shade, her body felt really . . . warm. It was drying pretty well after her swim, but she was getting more and more warm. And there was one place that didn't seem to be drying out very fast at all . . . of course, it was farthest away from the sun.

Suddenly, she stopped. There was a glen ahead of her, wide and grassy. And in the middle, standing perfectly still, were a pair of beautiful girls wearing identical outfits. They both wore red overalls without shirts underneath, just what looked like a bikini top, and small hats with propellers on them. Alice stepped carefully into the glen, trying to avoid jostling the girls. Were they statues? Or people trying to trick her? As she edged forward a little, the one on the left spoke. "If you think we're statues, you ought to pay, you know."

The one on the right followed up, "On the other hand, if you think we're real, you ought to say hello. That's manners."

Alice had jumped a little, and stepped slightly back, looking at them both. Their heads had turned to look at her, small smiles on their faces. "I'm sorry, I didn't know what . . . you were."

The girl on the left put her hands on her head, posing. "We could be anything, but we're not everything." Her twin folded her arms across her chest. "I'm Dee, and she's Dum. We're the Tweedle Twins!"

They both spread their arms in a triumphant pose, like Olympic gymnasts, and said, "Tadaaaa!"

 

[Armphid]

The brush and low branches of the trees weren't the worst he'd seen. It was pretty easy to push through, though he made a hell of a noise doing it. It also felt odd. It felt like the branches and stems were feeling his legs and chest instead of just brushing, like they were twiggy little hands that groped his ass and rubbed at his crotch.

He emerged onto a clear path; large enough for two to walk down side by side. It was strangely clear for a forest path, looking regular in width rather that having the somewhat ragged, changing size usually dictated by roots and trees. "Some good news. A path like this has to go somewhere," he said.

Of course, he didn't know which way the white wearing woman had gone when she came through. The vanishing catgirl had occupied him long enough that there was no chance of catching her. He considered a moment. The best policy when you were lost was to find a survivable place and stay there. The beach hadn't looked too bad. And he could set up a shelter in the brush and be protected by the trees too. Maybe he should go back.

Except there was no back to go to. He looked behind him, starting violently, "What the fuck?" He couldn't see the lake at all. He hadn't even gone through ten feet of woods, and thin woods at that, to get here. But behind him now all he could see was dense forest. "Great." He threw up his hands, "That's just...fucking hell!" Nothing for it now.

He looked down both ways of the path again. That way...no. This way. It felt better. "That's good reasoning," he sighed as he started to walk. "Though maybe it is for this joint." This whole place was wrong. There were birds in these trees that had no business in a temperate deciduous forest. Brilliantly plumed and colored, they flew about overhead. There were other things too; that he couldn't catch glimpses of. Large, furry things. It made no sense. Yet he didn't feel in danger or threatened. In fact, he felt...pretty good. He was a lot drier than he expected to be at this point, and the sun breaking through the trees to dapple the path was cheery and warming.

Though he felt oddly...warm. Partly in the sense of temperature, but it was partly something else too. He kept thinking about Alice, and that grinning cat girl. Both so pretty. Both so sexy. The catgirl had said he should ask her sooner to fuck him...she'd be so fucking good, he was sure.

Alex shook his head. "Whoa, slow down, man." He was horny. Really horny. And the longer he walked, the worse it seemed to get. What the hell was behind all this? Of all the things to be feeling right now, sexual arousal was low on the list. But it just got worse and worse. He couldn't stop thinking of Alice in one hot position after another, of that cat girl, of the things he'd looked at online, his secret fearful furtive foray into yaoi.

He was so distracted, he almost walked into them. "Whoops!" Alex brought himself up short just inches before he plowed into a large obstacle in his way. He took a few steps back, looking around. The path had ended in this little clearing, though the space was far from empty. Two men stood in the middle of it; at least they looked like men. They were tall and broad shouldered, their faces both oddly boyish, with short blond hair. They wore bright red spats and red overalls with no shirts. Their chests were muscular and smooth, strong and manly. Small beanie hats with propellers were on each head. They were still as stone. Statues...but they looked so real. Hell, it looked almost like a really hot, macho version of...wait, had he just thought the word hot?

Suddenly, the one on the left moved, his face turning to look at Alex, "It's impolite to stare, you know."

The one on the right did the same, nodding, "You ought to at least say hello, that's manners."

Alex took a further step back, "Fuck! Sorry, you guys just scared me. I thought you were statues or something." He hesitated, "Uh, I'm Alex."

The one on the right nodded, "So you are, but not me." He struck a dynamic pose, muscles rippling under his skin. "I'm Tweedle Dum."

The left twin struck an opposite pose, "And I'm Tweedle Dee." He looked over at his brother, and at the confused looking Alex. "That's enough rhyming, don't you think, Dum?"

The right one nodded, straightening up from his pose out, "Quite, Dee, I definately agree."

"But you just rhymed again," Alex pointed out. The way they were moving was somehow...good. He was feeling warmer than he had yet, and there was a faint twitch in his pants. But...that was...he wasn't...that way. ...Was he?

"Did we?" said Dum.

"We did," said Dee. "It's an exercise, you see."

"You did it again," Alex murmured.

"We are poets," Dum declared, ignoring him. "And famous, as I'm sure you know."

"Though if not," Dee grinned, "our prowess we will gladly show!" He cleared his throat, "Tweedledum and Tweedledee,-"

Dum opened his mouth to speak the next line, only to shut it in shock as Alex spoke up, "Agreed to have a battle. I've heard it."

Both twins spoke at once, "You have?"

Alex nodded. "I don't mean to be rude, but can I ask you a few questions. I don't know where I am and I've lost a...friend of mine I, well, I didn't come here with her, but she was with me at first..." He shook his head, "Look, can you two help me?"

The twins exchanged a long look. After a few moments, then nodded. Dum looked over at Alex with a smile, "We only know the forest roads, but we can tell you the way to go."

"We don't know what else to tell, but that you should go to the castle," Dee chimed in.

Alex shrugged, "It's better than anything I had. So, how do I get there?"

Dum moved a bit to Alex's right, taking a few steps closer. "We'll gladly share, once you have." Dee moved to the young man's right.

Alex felt that surge again as the two men drew near. He smelled a strange, appealing scent in the air. "What do you mean?"

Dee was behind Alex now, and one of his hands came to rest on Alex's shoulder. "Where to go, directions to the forest, and our permission to pass through. We'll gladly give, if you'll gladly pay."

Alex nodded, feeling nervous. But it wasn't a nervousness born of fear. He still didn't feel threatened. Not physically. "I don't know if I have anything you want..."

Dum was now in front of Alex, only a few inches apart. One of his hands ran down Alex's chest, the other resting on his thigh. "Three helpings to you, three helpings to us, and any tip you want to give."

"Once," Dee whispered in Alex's ear as the lost student felt a strong hand start to fondle his ass, "we've given our tips to you."

 

[HookerBoots]

"Very, um, impressive," Alice said, looking at the girls with a slightly confused expression. "Well, it was really great to meet you both, but I have to be figuring out where the hell I need to go to find my friend and my way out of this place." She started forward, and was stopped by a two hands, one on each shoulder.

"You can't leave yet!" Dum said, throwing her hair over her shoulder.

Dee nodded, glancing at her sister, then back at Alice. "No, you can't! You have to stay and listen to a poem, at least! We're famous poets!"

Alice raised an eyebrow, stepping back and trying to ignore the way that being touched was affecting her. "Really? I sell books, maybe I've heard one of your poems."

The girls grinned broadly, stepping back and taking off their hats, holding them over their chests in what was clearly their recitation pose. Dum opened her pink lips. "The sun was shining on the sea, shining with all his might!"

Dee followed up with, "He did his very best to make the billows . . . ."

"Smooth and bright. And this was odd, because it was the middle of the night," Alice said, shaking her head. "Yeah, I know. Walrus, Carpenter, Oysters, shoes, ships, sealing wax, cabbages, kings." If she'd been famous, she'd think she was being Punk'd. "I've heard it."

Both of them seemed to droop, lower lips pouty, hats slipping from their hands. "That's too bad!" Dum placed a finger on her chin, pondering. "We'll have to think of another way to have you pay for your passage - and our telling you where you'll need to go!"

Alice blinked, stepping forward eagerly. "You know where I need to go? How? Where? Tell me!"

Dee grinned. "We only know that there's only one place to get information."

"If your friend's looking for information too, they'll head there." Dum and Dee parted slightly, staying in front of, but on either side of Alice. "So that's where you should head."

"The castle," they said together.

Alice smiled brightly. "That's great! How do I get there?"

"We can tell you," Dee said with a sly smile. "And we will, if you do something for us."

Dum's smile matched her sister's, their hands reaching out to touch Alice's shoulders gently. "Well, more than one thing, but it won't take too long. Three from us, three from you." Her hand slipped around the cradle the base of Alice's neck gently, fingers wriggling against the soft brown hair.

"And we'll give you what you want," Dee whispered, her hand stroking down Alice's side to her hip and a little lower, sliding up underneath the short black skirt to stroke her ass over her panties, "after you give us what we need."

Alice wasn't sure she was uncomfortable with this, but she'd never been . . . they were asking her to . . . . "I've never . . . with a girl before, let alone twins." That was her argument? Lord. Was she going to actually do this?

Dum leaned in, their faces inches apart. "You'll do fine, pretty girl. We'll show you what to do, but we're sure you're a natural." She closed the distance, pressing her lips to Alice's softly. The brown-haired bookseller froze, her eyes shutting almost reflexively. It felt . . . it felt so good! Dee had moved behind Alice, the hand under Alice's skirt sliding up and around to join the other under her shirt, petting the skin on her stomach while she peppered the back of the brunette's neck with soft kisses.

Alice moaned softly, her arms moving to wrap around Dum's waist, sliding inside the overalls to feel the smooth skin. Their lips parted, and Dum grinned. "We knew you'd be a natural, and I've never met such a natural talent." She stepped closer to Alice, licking her lips. "So let's get started, right, Dee?"

 

[Armphid]

Alex let out a gasp as he felt both of Dee's strong, warm hands grab hold of his ass, each one folding a cheek, massaging and squeezing. "Ah, b-but, I've never, I'm not, I don't know...what to do." Was that all he had to say?

That was as crazy as them wanting...wanting to have sex with him as payment! He wasn't gay! Sure, he'd looked at some gay porn now and then. Maybe he'd thought about guys, you know, once or twice, but...but, God, he felt so turned on. Fuck! What was wrong with him?

Dum's hands had unbuttoned Alex's dress shirt and pulled it open, both of them under the blue t-shirt beneath. The big hands rubbed along his skin, tracing the lines of his muscles, teasing his nipples. "You'll know, you're a natural, we can tell. And you're responding so well already."

"Very well, Dum," Dee agreed. "His ass feels so good."

Alex bit his lip as one of Dum's hands slid down over the waist of his slacks to gently press against the young man's crotch. "His cock does too, even through his trousers," the twin said. "Better without them though, I bet."

"I wager," Dee said. "We've bet, let's see the score." His hands left Alex's ass to move around and unbutton the still stunned geek's pants. At the same time, Dum tool hold of Alex's dress shirt. Dee pulled down and Dum pulled up, each divesting Alex of one of the garments. Dee reached down and tugged Alex's shoes and socks off at the same time, Dum grabbing Alex's t-shirt and pulling it over the young man's head.

Alex felt a moment of dread, "W-wait," he said, unsure if he meant it, "This is all so fast, I don't know if...if I can do this." He was in only his boxers now. His body wasn't overly muscular but it was well-toned from frugal eating and high school exercise habits from Track and Field. His skin was smooth; free of body hair save for under his arms. God, the way they were looking at him. Like he was sexy. Fuck, he felt sexy. He felt...like he wanted this, but that was so strange. Could he really? His boxers were white with small clock faces scattered about them; there was a visible tent in them along with a dark spot of wetness. "I mean...it's not that I don't...don't want it..."

Heaven help him, he did. God, what was his problem? Here he was, alone in the forest, with two strange, insane, body building guys who wanted to fuck him and he was so hot for it he could scream. Had he gone crazy too?

Dee's fingers hooked into the waistband of his boxers, "Just relax and let go. Follow your instincts. You're here, so you have the right ones." Then he yanked them down; leaving Alex fully nude before his two soon to be lovers. The twin straightened, looking over Alex's shoulder and down his body. Dum let out a whistle. Dee nodded, "And you were worried...with that much meat, you'll do just fine in our kingdom."

Alex's cock was large and proud; almost fully hard and far longer and thicker than average. Actually, it looked bigger than he remembered it. His sack was heavy, balls full of seed. He was hairless there too; a personal preference. He was amazed at how both of the men were staring at him, practically drooling over him. He'd never felt this way. This admired, this wanted. It was a heady rush, one that pushed aside his concerns and his modesty in the head of the moment. "Glad you like it, guys. But, well...you've seen mine, so..."

Dee and Dum both chuckled, "So you will see we," Dum agreed. He stepped back as his brother came around, both of them in front of Alex. The stranger in a strange world reached down, slowly pumping his cock as the two men took hold of the shoulder straps of their overalls and pulled them down.

The red garments fell at their feet. Alex gasped, eyes going wide, "Fuck me running." They both wore yellow thongs beneath. Thongs that were stretched to snapping by the pressure of containing what looked like a pair of monster cocks.

"Bent over, standing up, cradled, or on your back, but not running," Dum corrected.

Dee grinned, "Impressive, eh? We have 22 inches of hard cock here to twiddle your deedle, Alex wanderer." The two brothers unclasped their thongs; which shot off past Alex as their cocks sprang forth. They were long, thick, throbbing, bulbous head glistening with pre-cum.

Alex licked his lips, "Wow...that's...I'm..."

"Lucky," Dee supplied, one of his hands grabbing Alex's left shoulder.

"Sucky," Dum ordered, his hand landing on Alex's right shoulder, the two pushing the unresistant young man to his knees.

Alex stared at the two giant cocks now bobbing in his face. God, he shouldn't be so turned on! But look at those fucking dicks! "Who's the lucky one here?" He looked up at them, gulping. He reached up to wrap a tentative hand around the base of each beast, the twin groans sending a thrill through him. Then he leaned forward, opening his mouth, his pink tongue coming out to lick and swirl around the head of Dum's dick. He bathed the head for several moments, then turned to Dee's and did the same, pausing a bit longer to slurp on the hot, hard flesh. It tasted...good.

Alex moaned into Dee's member, drawing an answering moan. He pulled his lips off, a thin trail of pre-cum running from them to the cock head, turning his head to open his mouth wide and take the first two inches of Dum's rock hard prick into his mouth, "Mmm!"

 

[HookerBoots]

Dee nodded happily at her twin, her hands sliding up and up and up until they cupped Alice's breasts through her bra. "Soonest begun is the most fun!" Her hands squeezed, massaging the firm, supple flesh. Over Alice's shoulder, the twins' eyes met, and then nodded once. Dum shifted her hands to the brunette's waist, slipping her fingers along the waistband of the skirt. "So we'll start now!" Both of their hands moved suddenly, tugging the clothes they had in their hands in opposite directions.

Alice blinked as she was suddenly left in her underwear. Her top and skirt were pitched to one side, and Dum and Dee pressed against her again. "Wait!" They paused, looking at her in surprise. "It's not fair that I'm undressed and you aren't!"

Dum grinned and stroked a finger down Alice's chest. "It's fair. We introduced ourselves."

Dee blew on Alice's neck from behind, her fingers sliding along her backbone. "And you didn't. We're being very fair."

Barely suppressing a shiver, Alice reached out for Dum, pulling her close by the straps of her overalls and then starting to unfasten them. "My name is Alice," she said softly, letting go of the straps and watching as they fell to the ground, revealing the bright yellow string bikini the twin wore.

Dum licked her lips. "It looks like she really does want it, doesn't it?"

"It does," Dee agreed, unfastening her own overalls and dropping them. "It's always nicer when they like it." Her fingers went back to Alice's body, finding and undoing the hooks on her black bra.

Alice wriggled out of her panties before her bra hit the ground, starting as Dee's hand caressed her bare ass - for a moment, earlier, she'd hoped that Alex would . . . that felt like a lifetime ago, and it had been a silly thing to want in the middle of a crowded store. Right now, however, it felt just as hot as anything ever had. She licked her lips and looked over her shoulder, her ass still sticking out. "I like it. Do you?"

Dee giggled, pulling her hand back and slapping Alice's ass with it. "I like it. Do you, Dum?"

Dum nodded, pulling her panties off and grabbing one of Alice's hands, guiding it between her legs. "I do." She looked down at the bent-over brunette. "Lay down on the ground, pretty Alice, and we'll play the very best way we can."

"Well, second best," Dee added, taking her reluctant hand from Alice's ass. "The best-best comes in a little while, or maybe not at all. You're in a hurry-hurry." She and Dum looked down at Alice, who was moving, twisting to stretch out on the grassy forest floor, and sighed happily. "Lucky, lucky us."

Dum smacked her twin's ass, squeezing the pert flesh before heading to where Alice was displaying herself. Her hands unfastened the strings of her bikini top as she straddled the shapely brunette's body, sinking to her knees when she reached Alice's head. "Now you can have a taste, while my sister gives you a taste."

With a moment of hesitation, Alice lifted her head slightly, taking a breath and smelling the scent of Dum's arousal. The smell, and the imagination of what it might taste like, was enough to get her tongue to slip out, sliding along the hot, moist slit over her face. "Mmm!" It tasted . . . like her own, but different, with a hint of sweetness and spice. Dum wiggled over Alice's face. "Yes, moan like that, pretty, and it'll be better than the best!"

Dee had knelt on her own, parting Alice's legs to make her way between them. She took a deep whiff of the scent of the stranger's pussy before burying her face between the smooth thighs. Alice's voice rose against the hot flesh of Dum's cunt, causing the blonde that was riding her face to cry out as well.

 

[Armphid]

Alex pulled his head back, taking a deep breath, "You both feel and taste good," he said, his voice laced with surprise. He hadn't expected that. He wasn't sure what he was expecting, but somehow it was like he'd anticipated being disgusted or freaked out. Instead, he was loving every second. His hands were slowly pumping the giant cocks pointed at his face. He shifted to Dee's, his warm, wet mouth taking in several inches with a moan, starting to suck and bathe the shaft with his tongue.

"Lucky suck," Dee gasped, "He must be fibbing to us, Dum, he's done this before for sure."

Dum chuckled, his eyes fixed on Alex as the youth tried to take in a few more inches, a rough gagging sound coming from his throat as he pulled back until only the head remained between his lips. "I think we're just lucky, Dee, to have have his horny, hot little mouth and more."

Dee moaned as Alex again tried to take in most of his cock and again, gagged half-way and had to pull back. "Oh, that's good and halfway to great!" He looked over at his brother, "Do we have any left to go the distance?"

Dum thought a moment, "To proceed at length, yes." He reached down and pulled his overalls up to his knees with one hand, the other reaching in and rummaging around in the pocket that was on the front. "Here!" He straightened up, holding what looked like a small tin in his hands, about the size of a pack of cigarettes.

Dee reached over and opened it, pulling something out. His other hand pushed Alex's head back off his cock. "Oooh." He shivered, "Manners deserve manners, so this will make things fast and easy, since you want your trip speedy."

Alex held his hands up, Dee dropping what he was holding into them. It was light and softish, about the size of a Jolly Rancher, and looked like a chocolate covered mint or other confection. The words "Fuck Me" were scrawled across it in white icing. He thought it was icing, anyway. He looked up to see Dee and Dum with candies as well, but "Fuck You" was written on theirs. "What is this?"

Dum grinned, "Mushroom candy! Good, better, best for this kind of thing!" He popped his into his mouth, chewing and swallowing.

Mushroom candy? Ew. Alex looked dubiously at it.

Dee had eaten his as well, "Swallow it now, or you won't swallow well in a moment."

Alex looked again at the suspicious treat, but..."All right." He braced himself as he popped it in his mouth, expecting a taste like broiled ass. He blinked, "Mmm!" It tasted like...like someone made a sweet pussy chew candy. He swallowed, and as he did, he suddenly felt even stranger. He felt, well his throat and his ass, loose; relaxed. And his ass also felt kind of wet...but it was a warm wetness. "What di-ummff!"

His question was cut off as Dum grabbed his head with one hand and stuffed his long, thick rod into Alex's mouth. "Hmm! Mff-fmm," Alex protested. There was no way he could...wait...it was all just...oh, fuck. Dum groaned happily, pushing his hips forward, more and more of his big prick filling Alex's mouth and moving down into his throat. Alex blinked as he felt his flesh stretched and filled; it didn't hurt. It just felt fantastic! God, it was so hot and hard in him! And almost all of it! "Mhhh," he moaned around the huge meat in his mouth; prompting an answering groan from Dum.

Dee nodded, "Much easier to eat dick after you eat that. From either end." Dum stepped back, his dick slithering out of Alex's mouth, glistening with salive. As it popped out, Dee stepped up and shoved his in, pressing until his full eleven inches was deep in Alex's face. "Lets you, mmm, breathe cock and cum, which is not just fun but a need," he moaned out, pumping his hips a bit to fuck Alex's throat. "As, ohh, you will, ahh, see."

Alex moaned again. Oh, fuck, this felt so naughty! So dirty and nasty and so fucking sexy! He felt so hot, so sexy and slutty. His hands moved down the twins' bodies to fondle their heavy sacks. Big there too...nice large balls just full of cum for him. Holy shit! Had he just thought that?

The brothers looked at once another for a moment, and then nodded. Dee pulled out of Alex's mouth, the young man gasping as it emerged, joining to his lips by trails of saliva. "On your hands and knees," Dum said, "We've felt your spit, now you'll have ours." Alex nodded, feeling his own hard dick twitch. He scooted back a bit for room before he raised his ass up in the air, his knees apart and supporting his back end while he lowered his front, bracing his hands on grassy ground. Dum licked his lips, "Fucky lucky."

Alex turned his head to watch as Dum walked to his rear, trailing a hand down the young man's back and giving his ass a light slap. "Ah," Alex gasped, more out of surprise than pain. Then his face was slapped, Dee's cock smacking one cheek, then the other. The grinning double drew it over Alex's forehead, down his nose, rubbing it all over the pretty face; save for his lips. Then Alex stiffened as he felt strong hands on his ass cheeks, pushing them apart, and a hot, hard length of engorged flesh rubbed it's length between them, over his tight pucker. "Ohh, shit," he moaned.

"Not out back here, but in," Dum corrected. His big cock moved back and forth, nestled firmly between the globes of the wanderer's ass.

Alex groaned, "God, that shouldn't be so good! But, you're so big, and...I've never...it's my first time." Would it hurt? What if he hated it? This had all been shockingly good, but this...

One of Dee's mighty hands petted his head as the man rubbed his cock over the smaller man's face. "But not your last."

Dum pulled back a bit, and Alex moaned as he felt the head of the huge cock rub against his asshole, pushing ever so slightly. "Ah! F-fuck! So...ohh, it's nice, but feels so huge...Ohhh, fuck..."

The twins grinned at each other, "Okay!" Dum's massive cock pushed forward, meeting resistance from Alex's sphincter.

Alex's eyes went wide, "Wait, I-Iiiiiiiii! AH! God! Damn!" The opening gave; and the mammoth man meat shoved into his virgin ass; spreading his tight, hot butt wide open, filling his rear hole. "Fuck, fuck, fuck!" God! There had been some pain, and it felt like, God, like he might rip apart, but...but...damn, it felt so fucking good! "So big, oh, fuck!" He looked up at Dee; seeing the man in front stroking his cock. Alex licked his lips, "Spit...I get it now." Then he opened wide and moaned anew as Dee's cock slid into his mouth.

Dum pulled back until just the head of his cock was inside Alex's tense, once-virgin ass; as he did so Dee pushed forward, jamming his big dick deep into the transfixed blond's throat. Dee moaned as he pulled back most of the way, Dum plunging in again. Again one pushed in, the other out, and again, and again, slow and sure, but a little faster each time.

Dee looked back at his brother, "Well, Dum?"

Dum nodded, "He said "fuck, fuck, fuck," Dee. Let's be good hosts!"

Alex screamed around the meat in his mouth as the two men began to move. They were sawing back and forth in him; a huge cock filling one end as it left the other, not slowly now, but brisk and firm, they ravaged him. His eyelids fluttered, his legs and arms shaking. Oh, God! Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, FUCK! He'd never felt anything like this! Never imagined! So full! Stuffed with cock! He loved it!

"Such a hot slut to come our way," Dee grunted.

"A lot more cumming we'll have today," Dum answered, his thick, meaty prong drilling hard and fast into Alex's now gaping ass. The pill had worked as it always did; making the normally resistant ass pliable and lubed and ready for dick. His hands took hold of the fucked man's hips; bracing himself as he fucked his long, hard tool in and out and in and out and in and out and out and in.

Dee's hands held Alex's head still; the young man's neck visibly swelling each time the twin's big member pumped into his hot, hungry throat. Both men groaned and moaned; gasping and grunting as they eagerly violated Alex's willing body. The sounds of the forest had stilled; the only ones that rang out now were the sounds of flesh slapping together, the wet squish as Dum's lance speared Alex, the slurp of his mouth as Dee's prick slipped back and forth again and again and again.

The brothers' mad thrusting grew faster and harder, their yells growing a bit more desperate and fierce. "Ahh, so good to go," Dee gasped.

"Better to come," Dum answered, "Ready?"

"Aim!"

"FIRE," they yelled together. Alex felt Dee's cock swelling as it pulled back to leave the head between his lips, at the same time Dum's plunged as deep into him as it could. In the next instance; both erupted. Alex gasped and moaned as hot, heavy, salty, oddly peppermint, thick jizz spurted into his mouth. He felt a rush of wet heat in his ass; feeling his insides coated with a heavy layer of viscious man cream as Dum howled out his pleasure. More and more gushed into him, squirting out of the corners of his mouth as it was filled. Alex hesitated, and then began to swallow, gulping down mouthful after mouthful of Dee's stinking seed. It seemed to go on forever! More dribbled down his cheeks, Alex unable to keep up with it. He felt it filling his anus, pushing up into his intestines, streams of it spilling out of his ass.

Finally the twins pulled back, both of their huge cocks still somehow hard, dribbling cum, coated in their own ejacutale. Their dicks popped out of Alex and the young man collapsed, gasping, moaning, filled with cum in both ends, the excess streaking his face, chest, and legs. "Holy...fuck...that was...amazing..."

"There's one helping for us," Dum panted, leaning over, his hands on his knees as he caught his breath.

"Two more and all's even," Dee grinned down at Alex.

Alex stared up at him. That was one? And they were both still hard...though so was he. He swallowed, tasting cum, licked his lips, tasting more. Damn, he should feel terrible. But he just felt incredible hot and even more horny. "Then, boys, help yourself to a fresh helping. I think I might love helping you out. Or in."

 

[HookerBoots]

Alice was almost writhing on the ground now, her head held steady by Dum's guiding hand, and her hips held steady by Dee's firm grip, both of them keeping her steady for the task at hand. Dum was moaning loudly, her hips grinding on Alice's face, coating it in girl-cum, while Dee slurped and licked madly at the clean-shaven brunette's pussy. Alice, in the few moments when she could think, could only think that she'd never had someone so skilled at eating pussy before. If both girls were this good, she'd have to work extra hard to make Dum cum.

Then, suddenly, the warm mouth on her pussy pulled away, and Dum giggled as she looked back, feeling the despairing moan against her cunt. "She liked your taste, Dee. You should give her more!"

"I don't think she likes mine as much as yours, sister, but I'll give her another taste and see how she likes it!" Dee pulled off her bottoms, then shifted her position, lacing their legs together and pushing her hips against Alice's. "Oooooh, such a hot little hole!" she cooed, wriggling her hips eagerly.

"But the whole is so hot that it's hard to resist," Dum said, her back hips moving faster, "doing all sorts of things . . . yesss, just like that, pretty Alice, keep it up and you'll give me what I need!"

Alice had sped up her attentions to the pussy she was devouring at the feel of Dee's body touching hers, their wet heat pressing together, slipping against each other with every shift of their bodies. "Mmmm! Mmmfmmffff!" She'd never felt this before, and it was . . . outrageous. Maddeningly good. She felt Dee's arms wrap around her leg, pulling them closer together, starting to grind their bodies together. Alice shifted her lips, sucking hard on Dum's clit, humming as she heard the other girl start to whimper at the feeling.

As the twins started to move faster, using Alice as a tool for their own pleasure. "She's so wet and hot," Dee panted, moving her hips faster.

"And hot and wet," Dum agreed, licking her lips and teasing her nipples. "Ohhh, Alice, get ready, just a little more . . . ."

"And we'll both go off like a light," Dee finished, her breathing ragged. Suddenly, both of them stiffened, crying out so loudly that it was followed by the rustling sound of birds and small forest creatures hurrying away from the glen. "Fuck! Feels so good!" It was strange to hear them cry out in unison like that, but it was also seriously hot. They were pressed so closely to her that Alice could feel, on both ends, the contractions and twitches of their pussies. It was amazing, so unlike anything she'd ever, ever felt that she was close to her own orgasm.

But then they stopped, pulling away from Alice on shaking legs to lie on the grass even as she groaned in disappointment. "Why did you . . . I mean, what's next?"

Dum reached for her overalls, pulling out a small tin. "It's time for the best-best fun," she said with a grin, pulling out what looked like a small piece of candy and tossing it to Alice. The twins each took a piece out, swallowing them quickly. "Swallow quick, Alice, and then on to the best thing you've ever felt!"

Alice looked at it curiously. It was squishy, about the size of a Jolly Rancher, and looked like a chocolate covered mint. The words "Fuck Me" were scrawled across it in white icing, or what she thought was icing. Shrugging, Alice popped it into her mouth. It didn't taste bad . . . in fact, it tasted a little like what she'd just had her mouth on . . . oh, lord, they had cunt-flavored candy here?

But as she looked over at the other two girls, she was even more surprised. They had grown . . . they both had . . . "God, what gorgeous cocks!" The words were out before Alice could stop herself. They shouldn't look so hot, those amazing female bodies with flat stomachs and boucing breasts all over at least 10" of cock per twin. And standing straight out, proud and hard.

"Ohhhh, Alice likes our new additions," Dee grinned, stroking her sister's cock.

Dum nodded, returning the favor. "I think she should get to work on them, then, since we already did the work to get them."

Alice understood what they meant and nodded, getting to her hands and knees. As she moved, she felt . . . sooooo wet and horny. "As long as I get to feel the whole things in my holes later," she quipped, crawling over to where the two dickgirls stood.

They looked at each other, wicked grins crossing both sets of pearl-pink lips. "It's a promise."

 

[Armphid]

Alex slowly sat up, his strength returning. He could feel more cum seeping out of his stretched ass and down his legs, and God, was it every hot! He looked up at the twins, their giant cocks still hard and hungry. "I can't believe I had one of those in me...let alone both. So fucking big."

"Hear that? He can't believe it, Dee!" Dum marveled, his cock covered in his own jizz and the odd lubricant that Alex's body had made after eating that candy. Oddly enough, that was all. Somehow Alex had been expecting some evidence of offal, but there wasn't even a whiff of it.

"Then we'll have to provide solid evidence, Dum." Dee nodded. "Eyes can lie, ears don't listen, and noses stuff, but mouths always tell!"

Dum grinned, "True, true!" The muscular man stepped towards Alex, his soiled cock bouncing slightly, "The taste shall set you free, they say!"

Alex somehow knew what he wanted, and opened his mouth wide. He groaned as the throbbing hot meat, sheathed in a layer of still warm cum pushed into his welcoming mouth. "Mmm!" Fuck! His cum tasted just like Dee's. Salty, minty, warm, gooey, goodness. His head bobbed up and down the meaty length, tongue scouring the hard flesh clean, throat working to swallow the globs of cum that were gathered up.

"Maybe it's the second one that's free then," Dee mused. Dum reached over and took hold of his brother's cock, stroking it slowly. "Ah, a hand is grand, but doesn't leave one feeling wholly fulfilled."

Dum gave Dee's cock a squeeze, "But a filling a hole does! And he has one open."

Dee took a hissing breath as Dum pulled his now clean and shiny cock out of the young man's mouth, slapping his cheeks with it. "Free for use, but not for price, but I'll take it all the same." As he moved behind Alex, the young man pushed his ass up in the air again, assuming the on all fours position. "Actually I'll take it different."

"Whoa!" The exclamation left Alex as Dee grabbed his hips and lifted him to his feet as if he were a child. "Damn, you two are strong."

Dum grinned, "Our taste is one you won't forget, it's true."

Alex moaned as Dee pushed against him from behind, feeling the man's hard body and harder cock rubbing against his back. "Ohhh, not what I meant, but you're right." He reached back with one hand to grab Dee's dick, his hand pumping it. The other grabbed the head of Dum's member, his fingers sliding over the head. "Makes me wonder what other tastes I've missed."

Dum moaned, "I've another taste if you want it."

Dee leaned in to lick the back of Alex's neck, "Taste his while I taste yours," he murmured.

"But," Alex shivered at the feeling of Dee's wet tongue on his skin, "My mouth is too high to suck him..."

"Not at all," said Dum. He winked, "Your mouth is on your head, so stick it in and have a taste." So saying, he turned and bent over; his arms braced against a tree trunk. He looked back at Alex, shaking his firm, bubble butt.

Alex should have felt doubt or hesitation, he knew that. But in the insane desire that was coursing through him, he just couldn't. "Don't mind if I help myself." He pumped his cock with one hand and stepped forward, pushing the head of his dick in between Dum's cheeks. "Oh, damn. That already feels good." He rubbed the head up and down, prodding lightly until he heard Dum groan and felt a bit of give. "Ohhh, right there?"

Then he let out a gasp and a yelp as he felt the huge head of Dee's prick push between his butt cheeks, "Right here," Dee answered. Then he went further, pushing his hard, hot, heavy cock into Alex's tight rear passage.

Alex cried out, feeling himself stretch around the welcome invader, that wonderful full feeling returning, feeling Dee's pulse throbbing in the veins of his dick as they scraped his inner walls, "Ahh, fuck me!"

"I am, I will!" Dee slid back, half his cock slipping out before he bucked his hips forward to drive it back in, "Ah, ah! This hole needs dug wider!"

"Nn! You've got just the tool," Alex gasped.

"Your own shouldn't rust," Dum whined. He pushed his ass back against Alex, both of them moaning.

Dee suddenly planted between Alex's shoulder blades, pushing his upper body down and stepping forward, taking the young man with him. Alex opened his mouth to protest, but it became a wordless cry of carnal delight as his re-positioning pushed his hard tool into Dum's tender hole. "AhhhHH! Ohh, Ohh!"

"Magic," Dum sighed, "Believe it's so?"

"You better," Dee chimed in.

Alex leaned forward, grabbing Dum's hips and thrusting in. "God, YES!" He'd never felt anything like this! Dum's ass was hot and tight and moist. It pulled him and squeezed him, a hot, groping glove of flesh. "I know, oh, I know." He pulled back, groaning anew as his member slipped most of the way out and his ass drove back onto Dee's massive prick. "God, take that fucking cock."

"I am," Dum quipped, "As good to take as to give."

"Giving," Dee agreed, pushing his girth all the way into Alex, "and taking, you're doing both."

"And both doing you," Dum added.

Alex groaned, "Fuck, yesss, God, it feels so good!" He started to pump with abandon, feeling Dum's tender ass give way to him, surrendering to his meaty drill. All the while Dee's hips rocked, pistoning his thick mean in Alex's ass, ravaging his rectum with relish.

Dum moaned, pushing back against Alex as the stranger fucked his ass. It felt so good! "Oh, Dee, his cock's so fine!"

Dee grunted as his monster filled Alex again, lifting the young man almost up on his toes as it plunged deep, "Looked coarse to me." He began to thrust shorter and faster, rocking Alex's body forward with each thrust. "Nice and tight after Dum's dick, you were made for fucking, Alex."

"Ahh, he is," Dum cried out, "Made for fucking me! More, give me more cock!"

"I'll give you most," Alex growled. Fuck! One huge cock reaming his ass, his own dick tearing up a tight hole! Insane! Unbelieveable! "God, fuck me, Dee! Give me that cock while I nail your brother's hot, tight ass!"

"Nails for you, screwing for me," Dee groaned. His balls slapped against Alex's ass each time he thrust home, his head back, eyes closed as he pounded the youth's nasty hole. "Take it, and take it, and take it and take until...until I...GIVE!" Dee pushed into Alex one final time; his balls clutching, and his hot jizz bursting into the traveler's insides.

"AH! God, fuck, yes! Fill me up with cum! Feel it coating me inside," Alex wailed. The thick, heavy cream lay in him, pinned and spread by Dee's big pole. The feeling of that hot glory spreading through him and in him and out of him was too much for Alex. He groaned out, "Fuck! I'm going to cum! I'm going to cum!"

"Give what you get, and give it to me," Dum cried out, clenching his ass on Alex's dick and pushing back.

The blond student cried out; his hips shaking as his orgasm rocketed up from the bottoms of his feet. His cock twitched and danced inside Dum; spewing gobs of his creamy, steamy, dream cum into the tight tunnel. Dum howled out; his own cock shooting off and spraying down the trunk of the tree with gobbets of thick, goopy jizz.

 

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Alice reached out with both hands, her fingers wrapping around those long, thick shafts. From above her, she heard two loud moans. With a grin up at them, Alice started moving her hands, stroking up and down on the stiff, twitching pricks in front of her. "So big and . . . mmm, I can't wait," she murmured, leaning forward to slide her tongue around first one and then the other. They tasted good too!

She glanced up, surprised that there hadn't been a reaction, and saw why. The twins had shifted slightly, arms curling around each other and kissing passionately. Putting on a pout, Alice kept working on the cocks in front of her, stroking and lubing them with the sweet, minty precum that was oozing from them. It was so hot, watching them make out while she stroked their cocks. It was just . . . if she hadn't had such a burning need to be filled, she would wish she had a a cock as well, to bend them over and fuck them.

Suddenly, the Dum and Dee broke their kiss and looked down at her. "Pretty Alice, you're not doing your job! While we use our mouths, you should use yours!" Dee said with a waggle of her finger.

"But I . . . mmmmf!" Almost as soon as Alice opened her mouth, Dum had reached down, grabbing the back of Alice's head and pulling her face forward and driving her head down onto Dum's thick cock.

"Oh, Alice! Your mouth is so hot!" The blonde threw her head back, thrusting her hips forward and pushing more of her hard cock into the girl's mouth. "Best use for a nasty little mouth, getting filled with cock!'

Dee nodded, pumping her cock in and out of Alice's hand. "Better than spouting nonsense," she agreed. Reaching over, Dee grabbed Alice's head, pulling her off of Dum's cock and onto her own. "Don't be greedy-greedy, Dum! She's slut enough for us both!"

Alice moaned, half-wishing they wouldn't jerk her head around like that. But mostly, however, she was loving the rough treatment. It felt hotter than hell to be treated like a slut, being used like a set of holes for these gorgeous women. And she was so wet that she could feel it dripping down her legs, eager and lusting for something, anything to fill it.

But she was sucking for all she was worth. The taste of their cocks, the feel of them sliding between her lips, even the slight pain from them pulling her hair . . . it was only getting her more aroused.

After another few sucks, Dum grabbed her hair and pulled her back over. The twins took turns after that, thrusting into her mouth a few times before letting her sister take over. It was like she was nothing more than a sex toy for them, something to stick their cocks in. So amazingly hot!

Almost as suddenly as they had started fucking her mouth, Dum and Dee started to pant, their cocks starting to throb. "Get ready, Alice!" Dum said, thrusting once again into the brunette's mouth before letting her go.

"We're going to cover you in cum!" Dee said, jerking her cock a few times before both of them started to spurt hot, sticky cum, crying out loudly. "Fuck! Cover you!"

Alice opened her mouth, trying to catch as much of it as possible, but feeling both of their huge loads land all over her face and chest, even getting into her hair. But it felt . . . it felt amazing, so hot! And to her astonishment, Alice could feel her own orgasm start. "Ohhhhh, fuck! How . . . yes! Cover me, coat me in your jizz!" She'd never had anyone . . . but it was so hot! Why hadn't she let someone cum on her before?

 

[Armphid]

Alex panted, feeling that odd lassitude that always came after a huge orgasm sweeping over him. He felt fantastic, but weak as a kitten. A kitten with a giant cock buried in his ass and his own still clenched in a tight, hot, asshole. "Haven't cum that hard in a long time," he said.

"Not at all," Dum disagreed, "Just moments ago. Forgotten already?"

Alex laughed, "Ahh, forget it."

Dee shook his head, "Not for a long time, I think."

Man, they never stopped! Alex just shook his head. He was feeling too good to be annoyed by it. Way too fucking good. God, the feeling...still buried in that hot, wet, tight hole, still having that big pole filling him...so fucking good. "You guys are a trip."

"Then we should fall," Dum commented. He let go of the tree in front of him, letting himself fall forward off of Alex'x cock. Both of them cried out, a spurt of jizz coming from the muscular man's ass as he tumbled to the grassy ground.

Alex's knees wobbled, "My legs are weak, going to give out..."

"Your ass is strong and already has, so let's use it some more," Dee grinned. His hands held onto Alex's waist, the big dicked man bending his knees and falling back onto his ass, Alex coming with him. Dee's large cock jammed up further into him as they landed, "Ah!"

"Nn! Damn," Alex grunted. Fuck! That felt good though...He moved experimentally on the hard shaft. "Oh. Oh, yeah." Fuck! He felt Dee laying back, the man's hands running up Alex's back. The young man had a flash of memory, remembering scenes from a number of porns he'd watched. The girl or guy, sitting on the cock, starting to bounce up and down...God, now he knew why. "Had enough walking." He shifted a bit, getting his legs under him, "Time to go for a ride."

Dee smirked, "Time to cum for him soon."

Dum crawled over to them, licking his lips as he watched Alex lift himself up, Dee's monster length becoming visible as he lifted himself off of it. Then the blond relaxed his legs, falling back down upon it. "Ah! Fuck, yes!" Alex began to move himself up and down on the mammoth man meat, drilling his own ass, bouncing up and down on Dee's hardness. He saw Dum watching, "Mm! Like...seeing me...ride your brother's big dick...don't you?"

"Yes, and wanting to be alike," he answered. His eyes stayed on the man from another world as he fucked himself on the big cock. "For all his paying, Alex is having the most fun," he lamented.

"Ahh!" Dee groaned, "Then we've...mmm...talked too much, and, ahh, used our mouths for naught!"

Alex groaned. God, this was so hot! He loved this feeling! Riding this monster cock, impaling himself on it again and again. "Then put them to use." He spread his knees apart, nodding to Dum, "Suck me. Suck my dick while, uhh, your twin's pole, nnn, destroys my ass!"

Dum licked his lips, looking down along the ground at Dee. He lay down alongside Alex, pushing one of the boy's legs out straight and leaning over his lap, Alex's bouncing dick just in front of his face, his own dangling beside Dee's. As one, the brothers moved. Dum pushed his head down, mouth opening and wrapped his lips around Alex's dick, Dee turned his head to the side, his tongue pulling his brother's cock in and starting to suck greedily at the hard flesh.

"Oh, you sluts!" Alex couldn't believe it! So fucking hot! So good! "Suck those cocks, you dirty whores!" Though he was the biggest whore of all. Loving every minute of riding a strange man's cock, like he'd been a butt slut his whole life. "Huhh! God! Damn! Yes!" He closed his eyes, moaning loudly, jiggling as he slammed his hips up and down, raping himself with Dee's thick, long spike. Faster. Faster! Oh, shit! Faster! "Ahhh! Shit, yes, fuck! Suck me, fuck me!"

Words failed him, and for several minutes there as no sound beyond the slapping of flesh on flesh, the slurp of hungry mouths on hard rods, muffled moans and grunts of primal delight. Alex whimpered, his voice high, his pace increasing, feeling the huge tool in him ramming his prostate again and again in his position. "Fuck! Can't believe...again!" His cock spasmed in Dum's greedy mouth, feeding the bizarre man a hot, fresh, heavy dose of his cream.

Suddenly, Alex was thrown forward, rolling onto his face and stomach on the ground. "Uff!" He felt them looming over him, rolling over onto his back, arms and knees starting to move to get up, "What to you think you're-" The first gush of cum splattered into his mouth, cutting off his words. The twins were standing over him, jerking their huge cocks with their strong hands, moaning in sing songy voices, their dicks quivering as they pumped out thick, ropey bolt after bolt of steamy jizz to mark his face, mat his hair, streak his chest and stomach. God! What a feeling! He closed his eyes, leaning into the spray, shaking his face from side to side to give them a chance to truly drench it in their spunk.

The twins sagged, spent, their massive dicks beginning to deflate visibly. "Well paid," Dee gasped.

"Well played," Dum agreed, "A good bargain made."

"And now even our parts fade," Dee shrugged.

Alex opened his eyes, feeling like the sluttiest, sexiest thing on Earth. What a feeling this was. He'd wondered watching porn, how the money shots felt. Damn, no wonder they always looked happy. "You know...I wish your poem...had featured that instead of a battle." He shook his head. "I'm thankful-"

"Cumfull," Dee corrected.

Before Alex could speak, there was a loud sound overhead, like the call of a crow in challenge, but far greater. He looked up, catching a glimpse of massive avian form against the sun for a moment, "Just like the..." He looked back down to see Dum and Dee were gone,"...the rhyme." He could hear faint sounds in the brush, moving away. "...Is anything here not abrupt?"

The young man stood up slowly. He should get cleaned up and get moving. He had a castle to find. Now where would he...his eyes fell of a stand of tulips along one side of the clearing. He paused a moment. Was...what if..."I think I'll actually be more worried if I'm right," he muttered, walking towards the plants.

 

[HookerBoots]

The last few spurts of cum landed on Alice's breasts, and she reached up, stroking her fingers through the creamy jizz on her body. "I've never felt so sexy before," she said softly, looking at the sticky white fluid on her fingers.

"Can't say that anymore," Dum said with a weary grin. Her cock was still rock hard, but she sank to the ground almost as though her legs wouldn't hold her up any longer. She reached out for Alice, grabbing one hand and tugging the other girl closer. "Here, Alice, I'll help you clean up."

Dee knelt down at their sides, leaning in as well. "If you don't get clean, we can't get you dirty again," she cooed, pressing her lips to Alice's cum-covered cheek, kissing her and licking gently, gathering up the cum that was clinging to the soft skin.

Dum kissed Alice's other cheek, slurping up some of the cum there, while Alice licked her fingers clean and then started licking her own lips. Her tongue gathered up some of the cum that coated her lips, swallowing the slightly minty cream just in time to have Dee claim her mouth and tongue, sliding in a load of cum that had been gathered from her face.

The twins went on like that until almost all of the cum had been cleaned off of Alice's face and chest, even out of her hair. Then, with a sudden movement, Dum reached out and grabbed the brunette by the waist. Dum rolled backward, pulling Alice on top of her and pushing her hips up. "All nice and clean, Alice!"

Alice nodded, wriggling her hips against the hard cock rubbing between her legs. "Yes! Now I want to get dirty again! Please?" She pouted a little, reaching out to tease Dum's breasts. "I need to be filled, please!"

Dee and Dum both laughed, working together to lift her hips. "Need greedy Alice!" Dee teased, guiding her sister's cock to the brunette's hole. "Good thing we want to give you what you want!"

As she dropped down onto Dum's cock, Alice moaned loudly, feeling her hungry pussy spread open by ten inches of hot, hard shemale cock. "Fuck!"

Dum groaned and nodded, pushing farther up into Alice. "I'd planned to! Dee, let's do it together."

Pushing Alice forward, Dee grinned and lined her own cock up with Alice's ass, pressing the head against her tight pucker - which had been significantly loosened thanks to the candy she'd eaten. "Since you've got the clean hole to make her dirty, I'll try to wash the dirty one clean!" With a grunt, Dee pushed, feeling the slight resistance give way easily.

Alice gasped, the sudden double penetration making her entire body tense up for a moment. "It's . . . god, so full and . . . fuck!"

Dee and Dum looked at each other around Alice's head. "Okay," they said in unison. And then they started moving, thrusting into the tight holes of the woman between them. At first, Dee would thrust in as Dum was pulling out, so that there was always a cock inside of Alice.

The motion and thrusting were driving her wild, making her body react strongly, pushing her towards orgasm. As they shifted to a rhythm where both were inside of Alice at the same time, the change triggered her orgasm. Between the two thrusting female bodies, Alice tensed and cried out loudly, her eyes closing tightly as they just kept pounding at her holes.

"Get ready, pretty Alice!" Dum said, grunting as she pushed faster and harder into the other girl's pussy. "Are you ready for your special treat?"

"Yes! Fuck, yes!" Alice's fingers dug into the grass as she braced herself. "Give it to me, I want to be flooded with your cum!"

They both groaned in unison, pushing firmly into her as both twins cried out, their cocks throbbing as they let loose another load of cum each. Alice threw her head back, cumming again as she felt the hot seed spurt inside of her, coating her pussy and ass.

When they finished flooding her with cum, Dee slipped out of Alice's ass, tumbling to the ground with a contented sigh. "That was the best getting dirty ever."

Alice also slipped off Dum's lap, feeling cum ooze from her body as she stretched out on the grass in the clearing. "It really was." All three of them lay there for a moment, until Alice sat up. "Did you hear that?"

"Hear or there, it doesn't matter right now," Dum said sleepily, running a hand along her hair.

"No," Alice said, "it sounded like a really big bird." The sound came again, closer, the caw of a crow from just a few yards in the trees. "Wow. That crow must be huge."

She heard a scrabbling sound and looked around just in time to see the foliage rustling back into place. ". . . Huh." Standing up slowly, Alice brushed the loose grass and leaves from her hair and back, feeling the last vestiges of cum slithering out of her body. She shivered, and went to pick up her clothes. "Strange place. Strange."

Alice used her panties to wipe up the cum that was left clinging to her legs and pussy, then looked at the soiled fabric. Deciding it would be better not to put them back on, she dropped them in the clearing, sure that when Dee and Dum came back, they would find them and do . . . whatever with them.

Tugging on the rest of her clothes quickly, Alice headed down the path away from the vanishing beach. She still felt really horny, but it was better now. It would make sense, though - she'd gotten the fucking of a lifetime. She walked a while, listening to the wilderness around her. It was sort of pleasant being out here, though she'd really, really like to know what had happened to Alex. And . . . dammit! They'd run off without telling her which way she'd need to go. At least the path seemed to be the only game in town at this point.

From above the path, she heard a purring voice. "Lost your way, Alice?" The girl looked up to see a young woman covered in fur. Her face was cute; split by a broad, toothy grin. Her body was naked, her breasts large, high and well formed, her stomach flat and taunt, legs long and firm, her ass firm and round. She also had a long tail that was waving around as it dangled below the kicking legs, and her ears were cat ears. She looked a lot like the person who had greeted her on her surfacing from the lake or ocean or whatever. "Trrrragic, that is."

Alice watched at the woman lept down, landing lightly on the path. Alice shook her head. "This path is the only way I've got, so I can't have lost it. Are you the same cat from earlier? He was clearly not female, though . . . ."

The catgirl walked toward her, the long tail lashing back and forth as she walked. "I am the same, though different in particulars. And that was a good answer, Alice, my pet. I can smell your delay from here." The broad grin spread slightly as she stopped a few feet away. "It smells pretty, kitten."

The brunette flushed, tucking her hands behind her back. "I suppose it does. Depending on what you like to smell." Licking her lips, she tried something that might not work. "I don't suppose you'd know how to get to the castle."

"I do know." The Cat reached out one paw to grope Alice's breast. "And I might tell you, if you're nice," she purred.

"Really? I could be very nice," Alice said, stepping forward so that their bodies were almost touching.

The Cat's grin got even broader. "I'd wager you could - in fact, I've seen it." She stepped back and started to fade out. "But again, I might not, no matter how nice you are." As she vanished, she waved, wiggling her fingers. "I've got another kitten to play with, Alice, but I'll see more of you again and later."

 

[Armphid]

Alex sighed as he stepped out of the tulip patch, his skin clean and shining. The flowers had responded to his presence among them, moving as if blown by a breeze and bumping against him. Each time they touched him he felt a faint, light, almost undetectable kiss on his skin. After a few moments, he'd sat down among them. Now he emerged, the plants having kissed away the jizz on his skin and leaving him clean. The blond man looked back at the plants. "...Well, at least that wasn't weird or anything."

Not that it was anything different from the rest of what had happened here. It was all weird, and all insane. He pulled his clothes back on, thinking it all over. He should be freaking out. But he wasn't. He felt...oddly calm. Confused, yeah. And still really horny. Although after that fuck fest, he should be satisfied. And he was, just not totally. It was so strange.

But the strangeness of that paled in comparison to the strangeness of him. He'd just sucked two cocks, and let them fuck him, and fucked another man's ass, and he'd loved every second of it. What did that mean? Did it mean anything? It had to mean something. Was he gay? He didn't...feel gay. Which was ridiculous. It wasn't like he'd know. But he had to be. Sucking a dick while a big, muscle man plowed your ass kind of was pretty solid proof. Really solid, given how hard his own cock had been. Even if it was just to pay for directions...

"Fuck!" Alex slapped his palm against his forehead. "I forgot to...damn it, Alex, you idiot!" He'd forgotten to ask them which way to go! He knew where he had to go, and had their permission to go through the forest, but he'd never gotten the directions on how to get to the castle. "You Tweedles owe me one," he called out. There was no answer. He sighed, looking around the clearing and noticing for the first time that the path he'd come here by continued on the other side of the clearing, starting up just past where he'd almost collided with the twins. He could see nothing down the path but more woods on either side. But what other choice did he have?

Alex set out down the path. It was level and clear, just as neat as it had been before. The woods were bright here, and after a few minutes of walking he began to start enjoying the feel and sound of the forest despite his chagrin over forgetting to get the directions. His solitude also made him think of Alice. Where was she now? Was she all right? God, he wanted to see her again. And if he did, he was going to tell her how he felt. Wait...did that mean he wasn't gay? Again he sighed, "I hope she's not lost like me."

"Lost, Alex?" A male voice that was oddly familiar came from ahead of him. Alex jerked his head up out of his reverie. There was a tall man ahead of him, nude, with the lean muscular build of an acrobat. His body was covered in light lavender fur with darker purple stripes. Between his legs hung a long and thick cock, and from behind him swished a far longer tail. His head had an unruly patch of purplish hair out from which poked two cat ears, and his handsome face was split with a toothy grin. "You didn't know where you were before, so you didn't lose anything. And you got given things in fact."

"Two at least, over and over," Alex retorted. Who the hell was this guy? And why was he so familiar? A thought occurred to him. "You're the catgirl, aren't you?"

"After all that dick, I'd think you'd know a pussy when you saw one," the grinning furry shrugged. "The other kitten was much more perceptive than you. Women's intuition, maybe."

"Alice?" Alex took a few steps towards the man, "You've seen her? Where is she?"

The catboy's grin grew wider, if that were possible. "Felt her too. And she's riiiight there," he jerked his thumb back over his shoulder. "She managed to make up some ground on you on her way to the castle."

"She's...then she must know the way there. Do you?" Alex swallowed, his eyes flicking down to the large maleness between the stranger's legs. "Can you tell me?" God, why did he like how it looked? Was he gay?

"A rough trade to make," the man cooed. He reached out to slide his fingers over the zipper of Alex's trousers. "And I can tell you, if you'll give to get."

Alex smiled, feeling suddenly warm. The sexual energy that had abated somewhat after the encounter in the clearing was strong again now. That strange pervasive horniness flaring up in him. "I'll give and take, all you want to give me."

"I know, I saw. You're both such naughty kitties." The man's hardening cock suddenly vanished just before it would have poked Alex's hand. "But just because you give, doesn't mean you'll get anything back." The man's body vanished, leaving just his head in the air. "Keep on going, Alex, and we'll later keep cumming together." Then the head vanished, save for the toothy grin which hung there a moment longer before disappearing as well.

Alex stared at the spot, a bulge in his pants. That...damn it! What the hell was that even about? He grimaced, feeling a deep desire to start kicking one of the trees by the side of the road. But wait! He did get something out of it. "Alice." She was here too, the cat had said. Ahead of him. If she was going to the castle, she knew the way, and if he could find her...

An image flashed in his mind's eye of him pulling Alice to him, kissing her deeply, the two of them sinking down on a bed of moss, hands slipping under clothes...

Alex shook his head. "I must be losing it." Alice wasn't that kind of girl. Even if he was that kind of guy. But thinking of her that way, did that mean he was straight? He looked up the path. "But I won't lose her." Even if he was losing himself.

He set off down the path again. He had no other way to go. He walked and walked, he didn't know for how long. He couldn't really tell time like this, the sun peeked in through the leaves, but other than that there was no way to know. As he went on, the forest began to change. Among the trees there were now mushrooms and toadstools, some small, and some large. As he went on, they grew larger and larger, and the trees fewer. Soon, he could only see trees in the near distance, all around him was a sea of mushrooms, some taller than him and twice around at the base.

Alex looked at them, oddly reminding of the twins cocks and the catboy's. "This is no time for a sexual identity conflict, Alex," he murmured. "The crazy mushroom patch isn't the place either."

"It's high time for it, actually," came a dreamy voice from above and to Alex's right. "And since they're sexy mushrooms, the crazy ones are in another forest, it's really the right place too."

"What-"

"Who," the voice corrected. "I should be insulted at being called a what when I'm clearly a who, but since you don't know which who you are, I won't mind." There was an odd sound, like bubbling water and then the voice let out a breath. "Come up, and let's talk about who you are, so you can introduce yourself properly."

Alex noticed that at the base of a nearby mushroom there were several others, each taller than the one before, forming a kind of staircase. He hesitated a moment. This was even stranger than the twins, although it wasn't as...damn, just thinking about it made him start to get hard! He must be gay. But he wasn't, was he? Hell. "All right, I'm coming up." It was a bit tricky to navigate the toadstool steps, as they were a bit slick, and he had to watch them carefully to make sure he didn't step on a squishy spot and sink in.

He clambered to the top, "Sorry if I was rude, earlier, I'm-whoa." He stared, unable to help himself. The person awaiting him at the top was like nothing he had ever seen before. She, from the waist up it was definately a she, was beautiful, exotic, and distantly alluring. Her skin was blue-green, lighter in front and darkening on the sides and towards her back. Her face was pretty, with large, disturbing eyes of pure jet black like a doll and a pair of antennae like eyebrows that extended past the sides of her head, tufts of hair on the ends of them. She had four arms, one of which was holding the pipe of the large hookah at her side, another holding an open book, the other two rubbing the two large, almost ridiculously so, high, pert breasts that were on the same level as her upper arms. Her waist was slender and almost dainty, her hips ample, her legs long and supple, and between them was a clean shaven pussy.

She was sitting down, black eyes staring at him as she took another hit from the hookah, then breathed out a reddish smoke. "You're neither rude nor woe, from what I can see. Confused, perhaps. I've never met him before and you do look the part."

 

[HookerBoots]

Alice let out an exasperated breath. That damned cat! Then another thought occurred to her, and she blinked. She wasn't usually that . . . forward. What was happening to her? She had wanted . . . wanted the cat to take her up on her offer. She wasn't a lesbian. Was she? But if he . . . she . . . the cat! If the cat had someone else to torment, it was probably Alex. Alice wondered where he was, if he was having the same sort of strange experiences she was.

That sparked an entirely different train of thought, of the two of them together, him pressing her against one of the trees and wrapping her legs around his waist, feeling . . . she shook her head. He wouldn't . . . he wasn't interested in her like that. "This place must have crazy instead of nitrogen in its air." She took off down the path, her skirt flipping up as she jogged farther into the forest.

The speed only lasted for a little while, and she slowed to a walk again, heading towards what appeared to be a towering mushroom forest. How strange. She'd seen things like this in video games, but never thought . . . curiouser and curiouser. As the trees on either side of her started to give way to mushrooms in varying heights, Alice looked around. Mad colors on all of them, purples and magentas and other colors she couldn't even name. "This place is crazy!" It felt like she was saying that word more and more.

"No," came a deep baritone voice from above her, "it's sexy, not crazy. Though one can seem like the other, you should know the difference by now."

She froze at the voice like a deer in headlights, looking around with her eyes the only moving part. There was nothing around her, and the voice was coming from a towering mushroom - at least as tall as a building - that appeared to be smoking. "I . . . suppose I should," Alice said hesitantly, peering up and hoping she'd be able to see whoever was talking.

"Then the question is, which one are you?" There was a pause, and another puff of smoke floated up over the mushrooms. "Well, don't dawdle! Come up here and we'll see which you happen to be."

Alice looked around, confused. "How do I . . . oh, I see. Never mind." She hopped up onto one of the mushrooms that was about knee-high, feeling the surface give under her feet. The next mushroom was higher still, just yielding slightly. By the time she reached the one as tall as she was, they had started to get a slightly slimy, slightly sticky covering. Alice picked her footing more carefully, and still almost slipped once, grabbing onto the rim of the mushroom above her to keep her balance. When she finally clamored onto the top mushroom, she almost fell off again.

The . . . creature speaking to her was tall and almost lanky, with a decided blue-green cast to his skin. His eyes were pure black, no visible difference between pupils and iris - as far as she could tell, they were all pupil. In one hand, he held a clove cigarette, and in another, a thick, leather-bound book. His other two hands were lazily stroking two long cocks that stood proudly from his hips. ". . . I must be crazy."

He looked at her appraisingly, those black eyes staring at her with an almost disturbing frankness. "I'd say you're sexy." The book snapped shut, and he set it down on the mushroom. "Though I'd have to have more of a look to be sure."

Alice blinked, looking at him in surprise. "I beg your pardon?"

"That," he said, taking another drag off his cigarette, "is hardly the position to beg in." A small smile played over his lips. "And since you don't know what you are, I am the only arbiter you have. So I need to see all the evidence."

The worst part of it was that it made sense to her. So she went ahead and tugged her shirt over her head, trying to find a place where it was less slimy to put it. There wasn't one, however, so she folded it up as well as she could, trying to limit its exposure to the goo. Then she wriggled out of her skirt, folding it so that it was lying entirely on the shirt, and looked at the creature. "Is this good enough?"

Another puff off the cigarette and he flicked it away, shaking his head. "That is wrong. All the evidence." Her arms curled around to unfasten her bra, and she set it gently on the pile of her clothes. She stood on the slimy, sticky surface of the mushroom, naked - since she'd left her panties in the clearing where the twins were. "Well," he said, "you certainly look sexy, but I believe I'll need a more thorough investigation."

"But . . . ."

"That's part of the investigation."

Alice blushed, trying not to look at his cocks. "You know how to get to the castle, right?"

"Naturally."

"Will you tell me?"

One hand lazily extended toward her. "If you earn it. We'll see what you can get, once we know what you are."

Nodding, Alice walked carefully towards him, trying not to slip on the mushroom's surface. When she was close enough, she placed her hand in his, and then squealed as he pulled her to him in one movement. He pressed her to him, and Alice could feel his cocks prodding her stomach and between her legs, and his hands starting to play over her body, teasing her breasts and grabbing her ass.

Leaning forward, he kissed her, a long, thin tongue probing into her mouth and twining around her own. Her hands stroked as well, one of them stroking one of his cocks, the other pressing against chest, feeling the slightly nubby feeling of his skin.

 

[Armphid]

"I don't know about confused, but I may be crazy," Alex replied. This woman, this creature, she was the strangest thing he'd seen here. And after the jizz drinking tulips, that was saying something.

The woman took a deep breath of the hookah, "Are you sure you don't mean sexy? You mixed the two up before." Her mammoth breasts rose and fell, and for the first time he noticed that her darker blue nipples looked almost like little caterpillars.

"I'm not sure of anything." And he wasn't. This whole place was just so insane, and so many things had happened since coming here. He wasn't even sure who or what he was anymore. He'd known this morning. But now...

"I am." She nodded and gestured at him with her two lower arms. "I'll tell you if you're sexy or crazy. Show me what you've got."

Alex blinked, "I'm sorry?"

"No, I'm leaning towards sexy, but I need to see you first." The lower hands gestured again. "I'm the only one to judge now, since you don't know yourself."

Alex wanted to argue that. But he couldn't, really. He slid off the button down, not seeing any place to put it that wasn't all mushroomy and a bit slimy. Ah, well, you will lose a few. He spread it out, putting his t-shirt and jeans on it, as well as his socks. He stood there in his boxers, which were noticibly tented. "...Well?"

"Mushroom," she said amid a cloud of the reddish vapor from the hookah.

"What?"

"I need to see your mushroom. I'm an expert on crazy ones versus sexy ones." The book closed after one of the hands placed a bookmark in the pages and then set it on a thinner, taller toadstool behind where she lounged. A bluish tongue wet her lips. "Let me see."

"But-"

"That too," she agreed. Her upper left hand and her lower right began to toy with her breasts, massaging the luscious mounds. The lower left hand slid down her body and began to run her nubbly fingers over the lips of her cunt.

Alex swallowed, actually feeling his arousal rise. Among other things. He took off his boxers, letting them fall to the slimy surface. His cock was hard and still swelling, rising proudly before the mystery woman's all black eyes.

"My, my." As she said each pronoun, she pinched a nipple. "You look sexy, but looks prevent recieving."

"Don't you mean they can be decieveing?" Alex felt a stir of pride as one of the fingers of the hand petting her pussy dipped past her labia. He was turning her on that much?

"No," she purred. "This requires a vagina-on inspection."

Alex felt his cock pulse, the organ twitching. He tood a few steps toward her, careful not to slip. "Do you mean hands-on?"

"Yes, and mouth-on too," she answered. Her upper arms reached out to him. Alex took her hands and she drew him close, his arms slipping lower to seize her breasts as holds. Her upper arms went about his shoulders, pulling them tight together.

Alex groaned, feeling her warm, soft body against him. Her breasts were plush and soft and warm in his hands. He gasped as one of her hands ran along his cock, her nubbly fingers starting to stroke him. "So once, ohhh, we know what I am, think you can tell me the way to the castle?"

She blinked her doll's eyes. "If I cum a butterfly, then you'll be sexy enough for the castle."

Alex grinned down at her. "So a butterfly will make a monarch, not be one," he mused. Then he kissed her, the bizarre woman sighing into his lips. His tongue touched her lips and they opened to him. His tongue delved into her, she tasted of rich, earthy tastes. Hers slithered around his, long and agile, actually wrapping around his tongue.

His fingers tweaked and rolled her caterpillar-like nipples, his hips slowly moving his cock through her fingers. He broke the kiss, her tongue slipping back through the air between them as he leaned his head back. "If I'm going to make you a butterfly, I need to find your coccon," Alex whispered. He leaned in and kissed down her neck, her hands clutching at him as he moved down her body, peppering kisses alone the way.

He paused eye level with her tits, slurping one long nipple into his mouth. He moaned into her warm flesh, causing her to do the same. The nipple in his mouth moved slightly, squirming almost like it were a real caterpiller. He sucked harder, nibbling it with his teeth. His left hand fondled her other breast, massaging and squeezing the gloriously yielding flesh.

Her hands groped his muscles, sliding through his hair. She didn't have fingernails, but the tiny caterpiller-nubbly legs on her digits gripped and pressed at his skin as she gasped and moaned, reddish smoke rising from her mouth in thin trails skyward.

Alex pulled off her tit with a tinge of regret, looking up at her. Her cheeks were a faint purple now, her version of a blush. He grinned, starting to sink lower.

"Wait." One of her lower hands cupped his chin, making him look up. "I need to eat before I cum a butterfly."

Alex smiled, "I've got a source of protien for you right here." He stood up, pulling her to her feet and away from the hookah. He kissed her again, his hands on her shoulders, just caressing a moment. Then he took her lower hands and started to kneel, pulling her down with him. Alex lay back on the cool, slimy surface, his prong standing proud and hungry. She slid on top of him, her legs spreading as they straddled his face. "How's that?"

"Meat mushroom," she cooed, one hand stroking him. "My favorite." Then she opened her mouth, her long serpintine tongue licking out and wrapping around him before she lowered her head and took him into her wet, gooey mouth.

"AHH! Ohhh, mine too." He looked up, her pussy inches from his face. He could feel its heat beating down on him. "Maybe I have two favorites." He pushed his head up, licking the full length of her slit. She quivered over him, moaning around his cock. Alex let out a long breath, taking another few long, slow licks at her labia before he pressed his tongue up and past them, tasting her glory beneath.

His hands reached up to grasp her ass, kneading her pert butt cheeks. He could feel one of her hands reaching around and starting to massage his scrotum, rolling his balls through her fingers. The other two were back to her tits, teasing them. His tongue slid up after darting into her tight passage, seeking it...there? It was in the right place, but it felt...different. Silky but also somewhat rough, as though it were made of strands rather than flesh.

His tongue prodded it. "Mmmfff!" She bucked her hips down into his face, crying out on his rod. Alex grinned. That was it all right. He hummed into her pussy as he started to lap and lash her clit with his tongue, his hips pumping his cock into her greedily sucking mouth.

 

[HookerBoots]

As she pulled back from the kiss, the creature slipped one of his hands down and around her ass, gripping the globe tightly and lifting her leg slightly, letting the top of his two cocks slip between her thighs. Alice could feel it rubbing along her slit, gathering the moisture that gathered there. She whimpered, fingers clutching his shoulders. The blue-green lips smirked. "It appears we're getting closer to the source of the matter."

Alice nodded, shivering a little at the feel of the nubby skin rubbing her tender pussy. "Yes, it does."

"Brace yourself," he said, thrusting his hips forward, then pulling them back all the way. She almost stumbled forward, but then all four of his hands were on her, lifting her and turning her over so that her face was even with his cocks - which looked even larger up close - and that her pussy was even with his face.

"I don't know that this'll work," she said, the moment before his long, thin tongue slithered out of his mouth and stroked over her spread body. "Ahhh, fuck!"

The tongue slipped over her wet cunt as he laughed. "That's where we're heading. Now, suck." He let his tongue out again, teasing over her clit before letting the tip slide all over the surface of her wet vulva.

Alice had opened her mouth to protest until she felt the tip of that powerful tongue wrap around her button, and then she gasped, letting her head fall forward, enveloping his upper cock easily. The taste of it was different from the two cocks she'd just had, more muskily male, with a slightly earthy flavor.

Her head began to move, bouncing up and down on his cock, one of her hands went to the second shaft, pumping it in an alternating rhythm to her mouth. She was suspended completely by his hands, and Alice could feel his hands supporting her even as they spread her ass cheeks and massaged her legs. "Mmmmm!" she moaned, feeling that long, amazing tongue sliding into her pussy, just barely spreading her open.

If it would have been possible, she would have switched cocks back and forth, giving each of them equal attention. But the position made it difficult, so she kept stroking the lower cock, writhing her tongue over the cock in her mouth. Her attentions weren't unnoticed, however, and she could feel the tongue inside of her vibrate with the feel of his moan.