Twelve-inch pianist

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a day in the life of a litster:

i'm out every night with teeny hotties who like to party. the other night i had four of them all hot and steamy and really ready for my twelve inch pianist.

needless to say i satisfied them all, completely. after that i picked up an older woman on the train. she was cruising for cock, you know, all dressed up in shoes and stockings and a coat. anyway, we got to it and then a bunch of other blokes turned up and after i'd creamed her good they all had a turn while she sucked me off.

anyway, after that i was still horny, and happened to walking past a nurses college. there was this really hot lady at a window. she was leaning out smoking an illicit cigarette and i made a comment about her boobs and she showed them to me and i went inside and we ended up doing it while a bunch of her hot nurse-student friends watched.

those girls were masturbating, waiting their turn on my twelve inch pianist, and after i creamed the first one real good i then did the rest. they were all on their hands and knees just offering it to me - twelve of them all swinging their round buttocks side-to-side and telling me to do them.

so i did.

then i went home and had a nice cup of tea watching coronation street on telly.

etc.
 
...anyway, i sent an unsolicited PM to this sexy litster noob the other day. she had some stuff up on am-pics that caught my eye so i thought i'd drop a note to say hello.

of course i added an attachment, a pic of my twelve-inch pianist, and i can tell you that did the trick. she was so hot for me she paid my air fare to her place, and when i got there she had a double treat for me - her sister turned out to be that porn star ... whatshername? brandi love, yeah, that's her ... anyway, i did them both with my twelve-inch pianist. i creamed them up real good. in fact i was so good that brandi invited me to her place so i could shag some of her hot pornstar friends.

so i did.

and they loved me.

i would put up links to some of the films brandi and co. asked me to appear in, but as the stunt-cock i had to sign an agreement that i wouldn't reveal which male porn stars had used my services as stand-in hard-on, you know, contractual stuff, legal things i'm not allowed to reveal.

speaking of secrets, did i ever mention i was once a spy for her majesty's government?

no?

oh, well, i was used by one of the shady departments with an office above boots in watford, i cant' reveal the exact address - but it's above boots in watford.

the thing is i did some sneaky work for them and then had to pick up some digestive biscuits from my mum on the way home.
 
Now GA, is the punchline to all this:-

It hurts when I wank??


(The old ones are always the best!):D:eek:
 
a day in the life of a litster:

i'm out every night with teeny hotties who like to party. the other night i had four of them all hot and steamy and really ready for my twelve inch pianist.

needless to say i satisfied them all, completely. after that i picked up an older woman on the train. she was cruising for cock, you know, all dressed up in shoes and stockings and a coat. anyway, we got to it and then a bunch of other blokes turned up and after i'd creamed her good they all had a turn while she sucked me off.

anyway, after that i was still horny, and happened to walking past a nurses college. there was this really hot lady at a window. she was leaning out smoking an illicit cigarette and i made a comment about her boobs and she showed them to me and i went inside and we ended up doing it while a bunch of her hot nurse-student friends watched.

those girls were masturbating, waiting their turn on my twelve inch pianist, and after i creamed the first one real good i then did the rest. they were all on their hands and knees just offering it to me - twelve of them all swinging their round buttocks side-to-side and telling me to do them.

so i did.

then i went home and had a nice cup of tea watching coronation street on telly.

etc.

You forgot to start with Dear Penthouse. :D
 
a day in the life of a litster:

i'm out every night with teeny hotties who like to party. the other night i had four of them all hot and steamy and really ready for my twelve inch pianist.

needless to say i satisfied them all, completely. after that i picked up an older woman on the train. she was cruising for cock, you know, all dressed up in shoes and stockings and a coat. anyway, we got to it and then a bunch of other blokes turned up and after i'd creamed her good they all had a turn while she sucked me off.

anyway, after that i was still horny, and happened to walking past a nurses college. there was this really hot lady at a window. she was leaning out smoking an illicit cigarette and i made a comment about her boobs and she showed them to me and i went inside and we ended up doing it while a bunch of her hot nurse-student friends watched.

those girls were masturbating, waiting their turn on my twelve inch pianist, and after i creamed the first one real good i then did the rest. they were all on their hands and knees just offering it to me - twelve of them all swinging their round buttocks side-to-side and telling me to do them.

so i did.

then i went home and had a nice cup of tea watching coronation street on telly.

etc.

Wow, that must have been some super strong Cealis you had.
 
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