Two birds sitting on a perch,

[Sulk]

one turns to the other and says, "Can you smell fish?"

 

[MrFantasyMan]

one turns to the other and says, "Can you smell fish?"

the other replies, "Can cows fly?"

 

[Indulgence]

one turns to the other and says, "Can you smell fish?"

Yeah, I do the other says. But do we log this catch or throw it back in?

 

[Rebel Rose]

the other replies, "Can cows fly?"

The first one replies, "Why would cows need to fly?"

 

[Indulgence]

The first one replies, "Why would cows need to fly?"

Because cows know when it's time to get away from the bull's shit.

 

[MrFantasyMan]

The first one replies, "Why would cows need to fly?"

"Beats walking"...replies the other.

 

[Indulgence]

"Beats walking"...replies the other.

Good point, but I believe mine put the pail on the nail a little wetter.