two geeky jokes;

[voluptuary_manque]

I LOVE THIS THREAD!!!

 

[TE999]

Veni, vidi, velcro

Ars Longa, Vita Herring.

 

[banes27]

Ars Longa, Vita Herring.

Art is long, life is herring? :S

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Art is long, Life is a fish!

 

[banes27]

Art is long, Life is a fish!

Ah, I see

 

[TE999]

Art is long, life is herring? :S

In the immortal words of Foghorn Leghorn: "It's a joke, son."

(Also a brand name of herring).

 

[Carnevil9]

One night, sin, tan and cos are sitting together around a campfire, while e^x is all by himself. When someone asks him why he isn't with the other, e^x says: "I tried to integrate myself, but nothing ever happens."

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Q- Who was the first computer technician?

A- Eve. She had an Apple in one hand and a Wang in the other

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.......Carney (Ascii stupid question, get a stupid Ansi)

 

[DesertPirate]

Geek jokes are great! Thanks all.

 

[Stella_Omega]

One night, sin, tan and cos are sitting together around a campfire, while e^x is all by himself. When someone asks him why he isn't with the other, e^x says: "I tried to integrate myself, but nothing ever happens."

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Q- Who was the first computer technician?

A- Eve. She had an Apple in one hand and a Wang in the other

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.......Carney (Ascii stupid question, get a stupid Ansi)

Hey, you're good for something, after all!

 

[banes27]

One night, sin, tan and cos are sitting together around a campfire, while e^x is all by himself. When someone asks him why he isn't with the other, e^x says: "I tried to integrate myself, but nothing ever happens."

Definitely one of the best maths jokes EVER!!!

 

[NoJo]

Hey, you're good for something, after all!

You don't look like a man at all

 

[fifty5]

Then there was the constipated mathematician...


He tried to work it out with a pencil, but it came out as logs!

 

[Stella_Omega]

You don't look like a man at all

I'm getting in touch with my feminine side.

fifty5, EEEWWW. That's all I have to say, also

 

[NoJo]

I'm getting in touch with my feminine side.

I want to get in touch with your feminine side too

 

[Storyfeller]

So would this 'Descarte' person be any relation of the 17thC French philosopher René Descartes?

If so, the OP may actually have a little humour.... I think.



Yours pedantically


Storyfeller

 

[NoJo]

Yours pedantically


Storyfeller

I bet you fell a lot of stories too

 

[starrkers]

Is it wrong that both my 16 year old and my 11 year old are also enjoying these jokes?

 

[Remec]

Here's one...

Q: Why are mathematicians confused about Halloween and Christmas?

A: 'Cause OCT 31 and DEC 25 mean the same thing.

 

[Stella_Omega]

Q: Why are mathematicians confused about Halloween and Christmas?

A: 'Cause OCT 31 and DEC 25 mean the same thing.

Okay, now I'm out of my depth

(geek enough to admit it)

 

[rgraham666]

OCT is octal, base 8. And Dec is decimal, base 10.

I'm surprised I'm still geeky enough to get that.

 

[fifty5]

Okay, now I'm out of my depth

(geek enough to admit it)

OCTal 31 = 3x8 + 1x1
DECimal 25 = 2x10 + 5x1

Both give binary 11001 = 1x16 + 1x8 + 0x4 + 0x2 + 1x1
or HEX 19 = 1x16 + 9x1

 

[Katyusha]

The most geeky joke I ever read was, "There are 10 types of people in the world. Those that can read binary and those that can't."

That's my favorite too!

 

[Stella_Omega]

OCTal 31 = 3x8 + 1x1
DECimal 25 = 2x10 + 5x1

Both give binary 11001 = 1x16 + 1x8 + 0x4 + 0x2 + 1x1
or HEX 19 = 1x16 + 9x1

I'll have to trust you on this one

Here's one from the days of vinyl records;

"Everyone born in '45 was 33 1/3 years old sometime in '78."

(unless, of course they were born after August 1945,)

 

[TheEarl]

public static void main walks into a bar and asks for a beer and a sandwich.

"Get out!" the barman says.

"Why?" asks public static void main. "What did I do?"

"We don't cater for functions in here."

The Earl

 

[gauchecritic]

Schroedinger to his wife: "You just couldn't resist could you? Well you can explain to the kids."



Just wondering, is that where the phrase 'curiosity killed the cat' came from?