geronimo_appleby
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you have to watch mark; he'll tickle more'n that.
he's a mucky devil.![]()
Well I thought I'd add my name to the list - I'm a 25 year old fella with a happy relationship but many secret guilty pleasures (most of them unfulfilled). I'm from South West England.
We really ought to have a map so I can determine which of you fine women are within shooting distance (eww, I didn't mean that to sound gross - you have a dirty mind).
Of course, don't let geographical circumstance put you off me - maybe you should get in touch anyway. I do have a car, you know![]()
0 out of 10 for picking the wrong UK thread in the Playground.
(Although the other thread is just... well, weird)
True that, but I did a search for the word "Dorset" and this was less intimidating than the 20,000 plus pages in the other thread.![]()
True that, but I did a search for the word "Dorset" and this was less intimidating than the 20,000 plus pages in the other thread.![]()
You don't have to read them all...
and we don't bite...well there was this one time...![]()
the judge was kinda harsh.
the judge was kinda harsh.
And the scarring wasn't THAT bad...
mind you, I got to live out my prisoner cell Block H fantasy![]()
in a cell with mad mary the mild mugger from morpeth - or gary as she's known. that strap-on was a tad large.
I saw the tape, you got off light
She took it like the trooper she once was though...![]()
royal marines, eh? kinky bastards.![]()
Blues and Royals...she liked the horses![]()

that wasn't me.
i was on a farm in wales looking after the cannabis crop.
oh fuck ...
no, i was sewing that night. sewing and doing jigsaws. ask mark's mum; she came in early that night. trade was a bit slow.

Uh-oh, the weirdness has infected this thread now.
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don't be intimidated, just jump in at the last page.
You don't have to read them all...
and we don't bite...well there was this one time...![]()

It's like you're hunting in pairs - searching for new blood.![]()

Fucking terrified.![]()
i'd say you've got stuff well sussed.