UK Home Secretary, in charge of borders, police, immigration

[ChloeTzang]

My Dearest Lady,
You insist on most amusing points, that have tickled the craniums of the finest minds at my club for centuries. Why, you wonder, do the English so persistently bother their fellow Britons and not, say, or dearest offspring of the people we collected all over the world and are, and I admit that faithfully, such an enrichment to put culture and kitchen, or our neighbours? It is, my dear, a matter of practicality, not pugnacity.

Jolly thoughtful of you all, I must say. Simply spiffing.

You see, venturing to the Continent to engage in a spot of bother with the French is simply a dreadful bore. The Channel crossing is an utter nuisance, the food is quite frankly suspicious, and one must contend with a baffling lack of queuing. Why go to all that trouble when there are perfectly good Welshmen, Scots, and Irishmen right here on our doorstep?

Well, with all those natives you've brought in, no need to worry yourself even for a second about queuing.

Furthermore, consider the sheer inconvenience of a foreign conquest. One must learn a new language—a ghastly task if ever there was one—and then, one must put up with their peculiar habits. Our Celtic cousins, however, are a known quantity. We understand their fierce loyalty and their rather peculiar love for the bagpipes. It's much like a family squabble; a bit of shouting, a few broken heirlooms, but in the end, we all know where we stand.

My goodness. Now I know why the rest of the world speaks English! So that the English can simply stick to English, and we all know that learning English is straightforward. One simply raises ones boice and talks slowly to the damned blighters, thrashing them until they've learned sufficient to be of use.

And honestly, my dear, it’s a matter of keeping the old skills sharp. One can’t simply sit about drinking tea and discussing the weather all day. A bit of a scuffle with the neighbours keeps us fit and ensures that we are always prepared should those French chaps ever get any funny ideas. It is, you see, a public service, an act of familial affection, and an excellent excuse for a good old-fashioned row.
Pip pip!
Yours in jest,
Lady Anna of Domedaily Hall

Well, I will say you have immigrant control will rehearsed old girl. Nithing like keeping the old skills sharp! Plenty of practice at contrlling those uppity natives and I suppose if you must, it's far easier to import them and do it at home than travel all that way to those awful hot countries where you work up a jolly old sweat while you shoot them.

Although this was the better movie, what?

 

[Meekly_Anna]

Jolly thoughtful of you all, I must say. Simply spiffing.



Well, with all those natives you've brought in, no need to worry yourself even for a second about queuing.



My goodness. Now I know why the rest of the world speaks English! So that the English can simply stick to English, and we all know that learning English is straightforward. One simply raises ones boice and talks slowly to the damned blighters, thrashing them until they've learned sufficient to be of use.



Well, I will say you have immigrant control will rehearsed old girl. Nithing like keeping the old skills sharp! Plenty of practice at contrlling those uppity natives and I suppose if you must, it's far easier to import them and do it at home than travel all that way to those awful hot countries where you work up a jolly old sweat while you shoot them.

Although this was the better movie, what?

Mon cherie, Chloé Tzang!
Ah, you ask le grand question! Why is English the world's lingua franca? It is so très funny, non?
First, it is not because the English are so clever with les mots. They have so many half-finished sentences and strange spellings. It is truly a crime de style!
No, the true reason is because they are so... persistent. They go everywhere, like a silly little fly, and they just... stay. They went to India, to Canada, to America—ah, the America, you know all about that, non? And they brought their language, which is like a big, messy, beautiful soupe of all the languages they met along the way. A little bit of Français here, some German that way, a dash of Hindi—poof! You have English! It is like the English have stolen all the best parts of everyone's language and made it their own.
So, you see, English is not the best language. But it is the most promiscuous. It has been with everyone, and now everyone knows it. A little bit like a famous actress, non? It is not always the most elegant, but you cannot escape it!

 

[ChloeTzang]

Mon cherie, Chloé Tzang!
Ah, you ask le grand question! Why is English the world's lingua franca? It is so très funny, non?
First, it is not because the English are so clever with les mots. They have so many half-finished sentences and strange spellings. It is truly a crime de style!
No, the true reason is because they are so... persistent. They go everywhere, like a silly little fly, and they just... stay. They went to India, to Canada, to America—ah, the America, you know all about that, non? And they brought their language, which is like a big, messy, beautiful soupe of all the languages they met along the way. A little bit of Français here, some German that way, a dash of Hindi—poof! You have English! It is like the English have stolen all the best parts of everyone's language and made it their own.
So, you see, English is not the best language. But it is the most promiscuous. It has been with everyone, and now everyone knows it. A little bit like a famous actress, non? It is not always the most elegant, but you cannot escape it!

Mais oui, old girl - and while we sip our cup of char and pay with cash before we are shanghaied, chop-chop, let us not forget the words acquired from chinese.

Alas, you but jest about the tragedy to come, which will be truly Shakespearean.....but at the very least, we can quote Kipling, a man who had words for every occassion....

 

[ChloeTzang]

LOL and won't they be disappointed when there's repeats but in the UK.....oh well.

 

[Meekly_Anna]

Ah, the MAGAs from the old colonies are trying to invade Britain with their ridiculous ideas about white supremacy. But we will not allow that, even if our yester Nigel tries to rip off the brains and votes from the hoipolloi.
We will never accept their foolish believes, we will not defile or bond with all the British people of all colours, of all religions or believes. We will even accept the Scots as brothers (provided they provide the booze).
Instead we shall go on to the end, we shall fight in France, we shall fight on the seas and oceans, we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we shall defend our island, whatever the cost may be, we shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender.

 

[HisArpy]

LOL. Laugh all you like but it's diffeerent when the chickens come home to roost. You're all on the verge of proving Enoch Powell right.

Even Reform and Nigel Farage may not now be enough to stop it- Farage is too much of a moderate and won't go far enough with mass repatriations.

And don't even burble on about British citizens - the deportations will be based on your background, country of birth will b irrelevant, and at the stage it's at now, it will inevitably be bloody and unpleasant. Your rulers have gone way too far and the backlash is inevitable.

We're lucky to have Trump and Vance here, gettig it started before it gies that way. However much people dislike ICE, they are far far better than what would come next if it was delayed. As it is, we now have a chance ti settle this without bodies. I feel sorry for the UK tho, because at the stage your occupation is at, bodies are inevitable. And the quislings are quite as likely to join those being deported because, literally, at that point people won't give a shit. They're almost there now. You're looking at Bosnia all over again. Except inside the UK.

I'm thinking that the PTB have been BSing the public for so long they believe they're omnipotent and the public will just accept whatever they're told. Even here most of the progressive left are still thinking that if they spew enough BS, people will ignore reality and let the crime and lawlessness continue. Yet public sentiment shows we are way past that point and people are getting tired of what they're seeing. Especially with the constant anti-trump court decisions, which are an obvious ploy to stop or slow the administration's efforts regarding domestic and foreign policy.

The worst part is that I'm kinda/sorta stuck on how I feel about the entire mess. On the one hand, the politicians/invaders deserve what's coming their way. On the other, I hate that it's about to come down to violence and an undeclared civil war.

My only hope is that it will end swiftly with only those responsible being held accountable. It's a faint hope, because there are always unintended consequences, but I still hope.

 

[wallstreetguy]

I watched an episode of Cops: UK. It was hilarious. Some chavvy white guy was fixing his car and a cop says he is a known troublemaker. The white guy calls the cop a "poof" (he is gay) and they arrest him, just like that. The cop gets congratulated at the station. Amazing.

 

[1984X2024]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1965008273196962068

 

[Baztrachian]

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The Fox is in charge of the hen-house.

 

[Baztrachian]

I watched an episode of Cops: UK. It was hilarious. Some chavvy white guy was fixing his car and a cop says he is a known troublemaker. The white guy calls the cop a "poof" (he is gay) and they arrest him, just like that. The cop gets congratulated at the station. Amazing.

Anymore a growing number of UK cops deserve to die miserable, painful deaths at the hands of the British people whom they gleeefully and sadistically oppress.

^^^^

FYI, If I travel to the UK they just might arrest me and prosecute me for saying this.

 

[Meekly_Anna]

Anymore a growing number of UK cops deserve to die miserable, painful deaths at the hands of the British people whom they gleeefully and sadistically oppress.

^^^^

FYI, If I travel to the UK they just might arrest me and prosecute me for saying this.

Yes, and they will do so when they know that you are the slightly unpleasant person who is threatening them with death. And that is exactly how it should be.
Do you actually think before you write something, or does it just burst out of your subconscious? That seems like a pretty disgusting place to be.

 

[Baztrachian]

Yes, and they will do so when they know that you are the slightly unpleasant person who is threatening them with death. And that is exactly how it should be.
Do you actually think before you write something, or does it just burst out of your subconscious? That seems like a pretty disgusting place to be.

I'm not threatening them. I'm saying what they deserve. And I will not give one single fuck when they get it.

 

[Meekly_Anna]

I'm not threatening them. I'm saying what they deserve. And I will not give one single fuck when they get it.

Probably not, no.
People like you are normally not giving fucks while doing time in the slammer.

 

[Baztrachian]

Probably not, no.
People like you are normally not giving fucks while doing time in the slammer.

And if you expect the UK cops to come arrest me in the USA over a forum post then you're pretty much proving my point that they deserve whatever fate bestows upon them.

 

[1984X2024]

And if you expect the UK cops to come arrest me in the USA over a forum post then you're pretty much proving my point that they deserve whatever fate bestows upon them.

did u see this

https://twitter.com/x/status/1964947054662127882

 

[Meekly_Anna]

And if you expect the UK cops to come arrest me in the USA over a forum post then you're pretty much proving my point that they deserve whatever fate bestows upon them.

It was you telling that you may visit UK and we me pointing out that you will be offered his majestie's finest accommodation to wine and dine for the time being.

 

[Meekly_Anna]

did u see this

https://twitter.com/x/status/1964947054662127882

And that's exactly how it should be. When you share a post, you endorse its content and are therefore responsible for its dissemination.

 

[LeahWill]

She's an eneny of the English people.....the more of this I see, the more I think the Left is intent on provoking a Civil War.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1964619453389590711

Be a bit pointless. Nobody owns a gun and I can't see the licensing authority being able to cope with 20 million new applications all of a sudden. We'd have to resort to bashing each other with mops.
Maybe we could settle it with a cricket match? At least everyone would have a wooden bat each. And maybe a really hard ball as well.
Or we could just carry on really not giving a f...

 

[jonnoback]

Be a bit pointless. Nobody owns a gun and I can't see the licensing authority being able to cope with 20 million new applications all of a sudden. We'd have to resort to bashing each other with mops.
Maybe we could settle it with a cricket match? At least everyone would have a wooden bat each. And maybe a really hard ball as well.
Or we could just carry on really not giving a f...

Or we could just goto the pub where we can put the world to rights - I'll buy for you and the delightful @Meekly_Anna

 

[LeahWill]

Or we could just goto the pub where we can put the world to rights - I'll buy for you and the delightful @Meekly_Anna

Don't you go throwing fuel on the fire by suggesting women should be able to go in to pubs for goodness sake. That will be seen as yet another plot to destabilise and ruin a once proud country...

 

[Meekly_Anna]

Don't you go throwing fuel on the fire by suggesting women should be able to go in to pubs for goodness sake. That will be seen as yet another plot to destabilise and ruin a once proud country...

Hey, be careful!
I'm a big boy now. I'm allowed to have my own pint of cider. I promise I won't say anything.
Can I have a straw?

 

[Baztrachian]

And that's exactly how it should be. When you share a post, you endorse its content and are therefore responsible for its dissemination.

You understand that according to the UK police you're guilty of whatever crime I may have committed simply because you quoted me, right?

Your motivations in quoting me being irrelevant to those cunts.

 

[Bn2f]

You understand that according to the UK police you're guilty of whatever crime I may have committed simply because you quoted me, right?

Your motivations in quoting me are irrelevant to those cunts.

BaaaWaaaaHahahaha! This fucker!

Baz: Lemme tell you all about the UK!
Meek: Well... I kind of live here, bloke.
Baz: Oh, yeah? Well, I travel to the UK! Do layovers at Heathrow count?

 

[Baztrachian]

BaaaWaaaaHahahaha! This fucker!

Baz: Lemme tell you all about the UK!
Meek: Well... I kind of live here, bloke.
Baz: Oh, yeah? Well, I travel to the UK! Do layovers at Heathrow count?

 

[Baztrachian]

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