UK readers?

[WantonWitch]

Howdy WW, we're like ships in the night! And now I bet you're racking up another 1000 posts today in the Word games area!

Do you realise that nearly 10,000 post in 2 and a half months is a very unhealthy 77 posts per day!!

Lmao....... that many huh and yes I'm already in the playground

 

[mark197205]

Howdy WW, we're like ships in the night! And now I bet you're racking up another 1000 posts today in the Word games area!

Do you realise that nearly 10,000 post in 2 and a half months is a very unhealthy 77 posts per day!!

Actually NG, if you checked Witchies profile you would see that she is on 134 posts per day!!
Now that is some going.

 

[mark197205]

Well done Mark, I hate getting a new puter, or updating an old one, only to find your access to filth has been drastically cut back!

Was actually fairly painless fortunately, only problem was old one went wappy the day i was going to write down all my favourites so have had to remember what i can before my mate fixes the old one ( lit is one i aint gonna forget!!)

 

[SparkieMark]

Hiya all Im new to this so hoping that you will all help me out. Also from the UK what a nation of people we are

 

[mark197205]

Hiya all Im new to this so hoping that you will all help me out. Also from the UK what a nation of people we are

Good afternoon sparkie, welcome to lit, there a few uk threads around the place, this one and UKLits here in personals and over in the playground you can find the UK directory and UK personals.
Hope you enjoy your time here and get to know a few of the barmy people that inhabit these threads.
Once you find them you can subscribe to them by scrolling to the bottom of the page and clicking "subscribe to this thread", doing this makes it easier to find the threads.
Hope i've been of some use and once again welcome.

 

[SparkieMark]

Cheers Mark you have been a great help. Strangely my name is also Mark!!!

 

[mark197205]

Cheers Mark you have been a great help. Strangely my name is also Mark!!!

This could get confusing for some of our older members....

 

[zukethecuke]

This could get confusing for some of our older members....

Ehhh? What? Speak up, Mort! Kids these days do nuthin but mumble anymore. Back in my day we showed more respect for our elders and betters, yes we did, humph....

 

[mark197205]

Ehhh? What? Speak up, Mort! Kids these days do nuthin but mumble anymore. Back in my day we showed more respect for our elders and betters, yes we did, humph....

*speaks loudly so Zuke can hear "GOOD EVENING ZUKE!"

 

[WantonWitch]

*speaks loudly so Zuke can hear "GOOD EVENING ZUKE!"

Don't think he heard you, try shouting


"GOOD EVENING ZUKE!"

 

[zukethecuke]

Zzzzzzzz.......

Huh?!? Wha?!?

Oh, um, just napping.

I was trying to figure out what the customs regulations are regarding export/import of X-Box games and just nodded off. Maybe if I label them "children's toys" and declare a value of ten cents the nice man in the blue blazer won't look too carefully....

 

[WantonWitch]

Zzzzzzzz.......

Huh?!? Wha?!?

Oh, um, just napping.

I was trying to figure out what the customs regulations are regarding export/import of X-Box games and just nodded off. Maybe if I label them "children's toys" and declare a value of ten cents the nice man in the blue blazer won't look too carefully....

Worth a try, you might get away with it

 

[mark197205]

Then again you might not.

 

[zukethecuke]

"But Occifer, I was just trying to be helpful!"

 

[zukethecuke]

Mark

I like the 'tree people' av. My kids now own the super-duper dvd version of all three movies, which I watched with them over the holidays.

 

[Nemasis Enforcer]

Hi everyone,

What lousy weather we got here, SNOW

My back is killing and i'm cold, ohh well another day in paradise, lol

 

[Guest]

Hi everyone,

What lousy weather we got here, SNOW

My back is killing and i'm cold, ohh well another day in paradise, lol

Had to drive home 17 miles, unfamiliar roads, sleet and headlight glare. Anyone want to offer me a head message to make me feel better??

Evenin All

 

[Nemasis Enforcer]

offers head massage to BFL

 

[WantonWitch]

Good evening Nem, Blue


leaves quietly and shuts the door

 

[Nemasis Enforcer]

Hi WW nice to see you again

 

[Guest]

offers head massage to BFL

thanks Nem,

could I add a back rub to the request please??

 

[Nemasis Enforcer]

Sure thing BFL

*moves hands on to BFL's back to rub that too*

 

[mark197205]

Evening all, any Liverpool fans in the house tonight?

 

[Nemasis Enforcer]

Nope Mark a Barnsley FC fan here

 

[Guest]

Sure thing BFL

*moves hands on to BFL's back to rub that too*

"sighs... that is lovely Nem, I feel much better now. Thanks for the delightful back rub. I am off for a soak in the bath now but might need some help getting dry later......."

*runs off with wicked smile on her face*