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[Nemasis Enforcer]

So now you have told us, are we going to see the result or do we have to imagin it? Get a pic and post it on here.

Yeah i'd love to see a pic of that instead of just posting them for all you women to enjoy!

 

[EnigmaticStranger]

I think we knew that LOL,

Hey my 200th post hurray!!!

Heh, my second day on the boards and i've helped someone gain their 200th post.. what a result! lol..

*Sees MSN's congratulatory kiss but being a man, decides not to go down that route and instead, fives Nemasis Enforcer a firm, manly handshake, lol*

 

[Viceman]

Booby

You can come to my retirement home.
I am 21 with 26 years experience of being 21
We have special games at the home, like
Musical Commodes, and hide the zimmerframe.
Wednesday is Viagara day, and Friday night we stay up til 9pm to
play Strip Rummy.
And all hell breaks loose on Sunday when the Viagara starts working.

 

[mickyp123]

Good games

super glue on your bottle of heart pills

cling film over the toilet seat

laxative in the main meal and lock all the toilet doors

marbles on the stairs

for the old guy's with heart conditions, nurses in transperent latex
giving blanket baths

 

[mickyp123]

What are you congratulating MSN for?,

Hi Marsipanne, Im sure you look nice and sexy what ever you do with your hair

I can't forget the song at the begining of Kill Bill *Bang bang*

Its the old eyes well done on your 200th I must find out and stop doing whatever it is thats makin me blind

 

[Viceman]

for the old guy's with heart conditions, nurses in transperent latex
giving blanket baths

AAAAAAAAAAAAaagggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

 

[mickyp123]

AAAAAAAAAAAAaagggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

At least you would be in your box smiling even if they couldn't close the lid, lol

 

[pop_54]

Re: Booby

You can come to my retirement home.
I am 21 with 26 years experience of being 21
We have special games at the home, like
Musical Commodes, and hide the zimmerframe.
Wednesday is Viagara day, and Friday night we stay up til 9pm to
play Strip Rummy.
And all hell breaks loose on Sunday when the Viagara starts working.

I tried that Viagra once... never again... it got stuck in my throat and I had a stiff neck for a week.

 

[pop_54]

Good games

super glue on your bottle of heart pills

cling film over the toilet seat

laxative in the main meal and lock all the toilet doors

marbles on the stairs

for the old guy's with heart conditions, nurses in transperent latex
giving blanket baths

You forgot the pins in the Durex machine dispenser tray.

 

[Mysteryjj]

You forgot the pins in the Durex machine dispenser tray.

So it was you, you wicked old sod, I've got a good mind to go after you for child maintenance by Proxy

 

[Nemasis Enforcer]

Heh, my second day on the boards and i've helped someone gain their 200th post.. what a result! lol..

*Sees MSN's congratulatory kiss but being a man, decides not to go down that route and instead, fives Nemasis Enforcer a firm, manly handshake, lol*

Thanks didn't know it was only your second day!

*Nem shakes his hand and goes in search of Booby and Lorri for more kisses*

 

[Mysteryjj]

Thanks didn't know it was only your second day!

*Nem shakes his hand and goes in search of Booby and Lorri for more kisses*

Won't I do for kisses darling Damn Lorri gets all the luck

 

[hotlips77]

Won't I do for kisses darling Damn Lorri gets all the luck

JJ,

I'll give you all the kisses you want, anywhere you want them.

 

[pop_54]

Won't I do for kisses darling Damn Lorri gets all the luck

I'm available for kisses JJ darling Where do you want the first one

 

[hotlips77]

I'm available for kisses JJ darling Where do you want the first one

Pop,

Where have you been? Been waiting for an update, if you know what I mean!

 

[Mysteryjj]

Woweeeeeee!!!!!! Two's up Ok boys gently now, just start where you want.... but both at once


Edited to say
Got excited there, this is even better, just realised your a girl hotlips........ Oh hell I'm in heaven.

 

[Nemasis Enforcer]

sure you will

Won't I do for kisses darling Damn Lorri gets all the luck

Hi JJ sure you'll do for kisses!!! there you go one to sart off with

 

[pop_54]

Pop,

Where have you been? Been waiting for an update, if you know what I mean!

Lo darling, been here there and everywhere... don't tell the wife Although she bloody well knows before I do half the time

 

[hotlips77]

Woweeeeeee!!!!!! Two's up Ok boys gently now, just start where you want.... but both at once


Edited to say
Got excited there, this is even better, just realised your a girl hotlips........ Oh hell I'm in heaven.

JJ,
Yes, I am. You can ask Pop. I'd love to swap kisses with you.

 

[mickyp123]

So it was you, you wicked old sod, I've got a good mind to go after you for child maintenance by Proxy

Oh god a gemini, as Lorri isn't about do you fancy sitting on me, trouble is gemini's like to talk and i woudn't be able to reply if you were ontop lol.
Houdini's first ever escape was from a faulty condom.

 

[nticeme_willu]

thans and ..

many thnaks for the warm welcome peeps .. looks like I got here just in time .. things sem to be 'warming' up lol

 

[nticeme_willu]

hmmm

obviously I'm either too excited to spell properly or its just too early for me!!
you choose .. lol

 

[Marsipanne]

There's no point in seeing a picture of me (though I might post one up in the future--I'll say if I do). I look like everybody. Or rather, every single chinese girl in the world.

Once I find a picture of me that is not fringeless (because I look so different with a fringe) or with a v. long fringe (I decided that I wanted an inch off last week, so I look different from then) I might post one up. I would take a picture now but my hair is v.v.v. greasy. Eugh.

 

[Boobyprize]

Morning all! Seems like I missed out on some fun last night *sigh* - story of my life!

Viceman.....I see it's viagra day.....need somewhere to stick your flagpole?!

 

[mickyp123]

Morning Booby, keep it moist