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Nemasis Enforcer said:
Hey someone else here too :)

Yeah don't get on here often enough but like to see wot's going on in my absence. Like to know who's getting off with my fave girls. Always seem to miss the best bits at the mo! Why ain't you up taking *care* of MSN? :)

She needs a little :devil: :p :kiss: :devil:
 
clevatreva said:
Yeah don't get on here often enough but like to see wot's going on in my absence. Like to know who's getting off with my fave girls. Always seem to miss the best bits at the mo! Why ain't you up taking *care* of MSN? :)

She needs a little :devil: :p :kiss: :devil:
Thought you were in the room with us perving as it were :D
 
Nemasis Enforcer said:
Thought you were in the room with us perving as it were :D

Grabbed a quick beer first & time I got up there I couldn't see her! Guess you got her chained in the wardrobe for when you get peckish later.:D

Went to check another room but saw a flashbulb going & thought you might be taking a snap of your arse again! Nothing personal mate but that I DON'T wanna see.:eek:
 
clevatreva said:
Grabbed a quick beer first & time I got up there I couldn't see her! Guess you got her chained in the wardrobe for when you get peckish later.:D

Went to check another room but saw a flashbulb going & thought you might be taking a snap of your arse again! Nothing personal mate but that I DON'T wanna see.:eek:
If I ever attach anything to a post it will be one of my body parts so I don't suggest you look unless I say what it is in the post... I took them for Booby (she loves spanking my arse) and got into an argument with MSN about it and was told to take another for them.

Oh and MSN she's in the guest bedroom all cuffed and wet!!! just teasing her before the main event :D
 
Nemasis Enforcer said:
If I ever attach anything to a post it will be one of my body parts so I don't suggest you look unless I say what it is in the post... I took them for Booby (she loves spanking my arse) and got into an argument with MSN about it and was told to take another for them.

Oh and MSN she's in the guest bedroom all cuffed and wet!!! just teasing her before the main event :D

Cheers. I'll stay clear of your attachments ( in both senses of the word) and leave them to the ladies. Hope you've got stamina for MSN. I wouldn't wanna see her disappointed. Gird up your loins as they say boy & fill your boots! ;)

I'll be checking her pulse later to see how she is.:) :devil: :)

:kiss: :rose: :kiss: For MSN
 
clevatreva said:
Cheers. I'll stay clear of your attachments ( in both senses of the word) and leave them to the ladies. Hope you've got stamina for MSN. I wouldn't wanna see her disappointed. Gird up your loins as they say boy & fill your boots! ;)

I'll be checking her pulse later to see how she is.:) :devil: :)

:kiss: :rose: :kiss: For MSN
I'll give her my very best!!! :D

Im off to bed now Night
 
Nemasis Enforcer said:
I'll give her my very best!!! :D

Im off to bed now Night

Night Nem. Night all, I'll switch off the lights & put the cat out. Don't wake me in the morning cos I'm working the late shift. Might see some of you tomorrow after bout 11pm if you're awake. Have a good one all of you.

:)
 
gemascott said:
Sorry to say it, but your ass isn't really that bad at all....I know many women that would love that ass....probebly some men too, but that's going to lead in to how they want it, to take it...or to TAKE it, lol!

Hi gemma... umm that sig line of yours, as a cat lover I find it a wee bit disturbing............Oh sorry just realised love... you mean you like a drink from the fluffy cup........ sorry:devil: I mean I'm partial to a chew on the Blackpool Rock myself.:devil: :D :rose:

On that subject.........Nice arse nem mate;)
 
pop_54 said:
Hi gemma... umm that sig line of yours, as a cat lover I find it a wee bit disturbing............Oh sorry just realised love... you mean you like a drink from the fluffy cup........ sorry:devil: I mean I'm partial to a chew on the Blackpool Rock myself.:devil: :D :rose:

On that subject.........Nice arse nem mate;)
Thanks (I think :))

Well MSN Looks like you were right so far Gem, you, Booby and now Pop have all said I have a nice arse and no one has said I don't (well Clevatreva did but thats to be expexted)

Night anyone who see this tonight :kiss:
 
Sex Toys

I suppose this is one for the ladies but the guys can answer as well if they like........
What is your favourite sex toy if any and why?????


Send naked pics with toy in use to Viceman ...........lol
 
pop_54 said:
Hi gemma... umm that sig line of yours, as a cat lover I find it a wee bit disturbing............Oh sorry just realised love... you mean you like a drink from the fluffy cup........ sorry:devil: I mean I'm partial to a chew on the Blackpool Rock myself.:devil: :D :rose:

On that subject.........Nice arse nem mate;)

Hi, you're right, I don't eat felines, but I do like my drinking from the 'fluffy cup'....though to make a preference, I prefer them less 'fluffy'! ;)
 
Re: Sex Toys

Viceman said:
I suppose this is one for the ladies but the guys can answer as well if they like........
What is your favourite sex toy if any and why?????

When a vibe just isn't at hand, I set the vibrating alert on my phone and test out the ringtones with it, does the trick and the rythems you get can be rather satisfying. Other than that, it's my very own fingers......though I do have a secret love of strange objects, if it'll fit, i'll try it, lol.....now i've gone and embarrased myself.
 
Re: Sex Toys

Viceman said:
I suppose this is one for the ladies but the guys can answer as well if they like........
What is your favourite sex toy if any and why?????


Send naked pics with toy in use to Viceman ...........lol
You don't really get sex toys for males :( and so all I have is my hand :(
 
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gemascott said:
When a vibe just isn't at hand, I set the vibrating alert on my phone and test out the ringtones with it, does the trick and the rythems you get can be rather satisfying. Other than that, it's my very own fingers......though I do have a secret love of strange objects, if it'll fit, i'll try it, lol.....now i've gone and embarrased myself.


Brave girlie, Greetings to you Gemma

As for me its probably my imagination, and my left hand, although i have just come across a muscle releaver a "Tens" unit, its quite wicked but i have to wait for the wife and kids to go out.
Writing stories is quite a turn on too often involving dominant women with lovely bums.
I know Gemma we will have to find a mutual friend so that we can share lapping from her sopping wet honeypot yum yum:p :devil:
 
Re: Sex Toys

Viceman said:
I suppose this is one for the ladies but the guys can answer as well if they like........
What is your favourite sex toy if any and why?????


Send naked pics with toy in use to Viceman ...........lol

Oh Viceman.....where to start?!

Toys:

I have some balls - pop 'em in and feel frisky all day!
I love my rampant rabbit - guaranteed orgasm within 5 mins...
I like my waterproof vibe in the shower

Props:
Small cat o' nine tails
Handcuffs (1 leather pair, 1 metal pair)
Blindfolds
Silk scarves for restraint

Want me to go on...?

:devil: :devil: :devil:
 
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Boobyprize said:
Oh Viceman.....where to start?!

Toys:

I have some balls - pop 'em in and feel frisky all day!
I love my rampant rabbit - guaranteed orgasm within 5 mins...
I like my waterproof vibe in the shower

Props:
Small cat o' nine tails
Handcuffs (1 leather pair, 1 metal pair)
Blindfolds
Silk scarves for restraint

Want me to go on...?

:devil: :devil: :devil:
I do if he doesn't :D
 
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Boobyprize said:
Oh Viceman.....where to start?!

Toys:

I have some balls - pop 'em in and feel frisky all day!
I love my rampant rabbit - guaranteed orgasm within 5 mins...
I like my waterproof vibe in the shower

Props:
Small cat o' nine tails
Handcuffs (1 leather pair, 1 metal pair)
Blindfolds
Silk scarves for restraint

Want me to go on...?

:devil: :devil: :devil:

Hey Booby i always thought you were a little "naughty" but kinky as well,!! if you were a witch you could turn me into one of your balls. I would misbehaive all day
 
Random question for Nem:

Why is your username spelt NemAsis Enforcer. Isn't it spelt NemEsis.

Random bit of useless info: Nemesis was the name of the Greek goddess of revenge.
 
Marsipanne said:
Random question for Nem:

Why is your username spelt NemAsis Enforcer. Isn't it spelt NemEsis.

Random bit of useless info: Nemesis was the name of the Greek goddess of revenge.
Simple answer... I spelled it wrong when I registered at Lit and only realised when it was too late :(
 
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mickyp123 said:
Hey Booby i always thought you were a little "naughty" but kinky as well,!! if you were a witch you could turn me into one of your balls. I would misbehaive all day

ABRACADABRA........:devil: ;) :D
 
Simple answer... I spelled it wrong when I registered at Lit and only realised when it was too late

Aw *pats back*

Stupid things I've done: forgetting passwords to emails. I've done it twice. I also forget names of characters I'm writing about (Antonio suddenly changes to Piero in my story Lelia's Palazzo--I've changed that back now)
 
Marsipanne said:
Aw *pats back*

Stupid things I've done: forgetting passwords to emails. I've done it twice. I also forget names of characters I'm writing about (Antonio suddenly changes to Piero in my story Lelia's Palazzo--I've changed that back now)
Thanks for patting my back *cheers up* :D
 
Originally posted by Nemasis Enforcer
Ok me and MSN have been arguing about this and I need you girls to settle it...

That pic of my arse... is my arse sexy... yes or no?

Thanks

yes x:p
 
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