Uncommon Anthro Species/Stories

BTW, lampreys would be kind of horrible for sexy anthro stories. Their main defense when startles is to exude giant globs of mucus that can literally suffocate water-breathing predators.
 
BTW, lampreys would be kind of horrible for sexy anthro stories. Their main defense when startles is to exude giant globs of mucus that can literally suffocate water-breathing predators.
So you're saying that if I date a lamprey, sooner or later I'm gonna end up with a harem of slime girls? I don't see what's horrible about that...
 
So you're saying that if I date a lamprey, sooner or later I'm gonna end up with a harem of slime girls? I don't see what's horrible about that...
I swear that even after months being semi-active here I learn new proclivities people like. Some you're like "of course there's someone that would like that, but what are the odds of meeting them?"

Much bigger than I realised.
 
I swear that even after months being semi-active here I learn new proclivities people like. Some you're like "of course there's someone that would like that, but what are the odds of meeting them?"

Much bigger than I realised.
Don't believe everything you read on the internet, and especially on a forum full of erotic fabulists :)
 
So mantis shrimp are more flexible than snakes? [pictures snakes tying themselves in literal knots] [picture lampreys doing the same thing]
Exoskeletons are crazy. Mantis shrimp can twist, deform, flatten, twist, turn, hinge, unhinge. No internal bones means the only real limitation is your segmentation, and their bodies are built to navigate tight spaces.

BTW, lampreys would be kind of horrible for sexy anthro stories. Their main defense when startles is to exude giant globs of mucus that can literally suffocate water-breathing predators.
Is it bad that one of my anthros is, in fact, a lamprey? 😇 I mean, who doesn't love a circle-jawed nightmare of teeth that makes a xenomorph look cuddly?

But imagine how amazing a lamprey would be at cunnilingus...

Blowjob is kinda like, "Dude, you ABSOLUTELY sure?"
"Yeah!"
"Don't say I didn't warn you..."
 
Exoskeletons are crazy. Mantis shrimp can twist, deform, flatten, twist, turn, hinge, unhinge. No internal bones means the only real limitation is your segmentation, and their bodies are built to navigate tight spaces.


Is it bad that one of my anthros is, in fact, a lamprey? 😇 I mean, who doesn't love a circle-jawed nightmare of teeth that makes a xenomorph look cuddly?

But imagine how amazing a lamprey would be at cunnilingus...

Blowjob is kinda like, "Dude, you ABSOLUTELY sure?"
"Yeah!"
"Don't say I didn't warn you..."
Better a lampray than a shark or barracuda, with teeth intended to let things in easy but to rip the shit outta anything trying to back out...
 
Japanese Pufferfish: (behavior is seen in males but then again how many of the girls in Umamusume are based on male horses?)

She’s tiny and kind of a wallflower but you never have any doubt she loves you when she creates massive works of art that she dedicates to you.
 
Future internet historian intern: "Professor, we found it!"
Professor: "Ah, so the rumors were true. One thousand pages of 'that's a moray' jokes."
Intern: "I wonder what the original purpose was, Professor."
Professor: "Oh, young Maggie, such trivialities are lost to the ages."
Intern: "Hmm, the last entry reads...
They bite and wriggle,
While you scream they giggle,
that's a moray"

Professor: "Maybe there are better ones earlier in the thread..."
 
Here's a thought. Palaeogenetic research has shown that humans carry a whole lot of DNA from the other hominids we evolved alongside - Neanderthals, Denisovans, early humans, those so-called hobbits, and at least one as yet unidetified, I reckon we'll find more.

It was always theorised that humans exterminated them but there's only one way we ended up like this. The best way. After all, the quickest way to make sure your kids can handle the local environment is to have them with the locals. It's increasingly argued that perhaps this was a key feature of early humans, and perhaps it might turn out to be *the* key feature. Did we overwhelm them with our love?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Denny_(hybrid_hominin)
https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC6335398/

This feels like a really good base for an erotic saga. The cave where everyone's outcasts meet? The adventures of Dennie, the girl who's beautiful in a way that's literally never been seen before? So maybe the underused species is us...
 
Here's a thought. Palaeogenetic research has shown that humans carry a whole lot of DNA from the other hominids we evolved alongside - Neanderthals, Denisovans, early humans, those so-called hobbits, and at least one as yet unidetified, I reckon we'll find more.

It was always theorised that humans exterminated them but there's only one way we ended up like this. The best way. After all, the quickest way to make sure your kids can handle the local environment is to have them with the locals. It's increasingly argued that perhaps this was a key feature of early humans, and perhaps it might turn out to be *the* key feature. Did we overwhelm them with our love?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Denny_(hybrid_hominin)
https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC6335398/

This feels like a really good base for an erotic saga. The cave where everyone's outcasts meet? The adventures of Dennie, the girl who's beautiful in a way that's literally never been seen before? So maybe the underused species is us...
Really interesting angle. I know Homo sapiens fucked a couple other extant Homo species into oblivion (plus other factors). I certainly wouldn't object to 50k years ago erotica, some kind of Romeo and Juliet-style Neanderthal meets Denisovan, or Deni meets Sapiens, or Neandi on Deni on Sapi, and toss in a Floresiensis for a short-stack to keep it interesting.

I'm really proud I didn't even mention Erectus at all.

...Fuck!
 
Consider the salmon. A salmon is effectively sexless for most of its life, just eating and getting bigger and trying to stay away from bigger predators.

Then, one day, it starts to physically transform, even its skeleton being warped. It grows gonads and begins to fill up with either milt or roe. It finds itself compelled to swim back to the little stream it hatched in, there to find a mate, spawn, and (in the case of Pacific salmon) then die very quickly. (Atlantic salmon will often manage to float back down the river that birthed them, feed up again, and make a second spawning run.)

Is it possible to make that into an erotic story?

Now, compare to the common eel (Anguillla species). Hatching in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean, they swim in the opposite direction as juveniles, up the rivers and streams, to feed and grow to adulthood alongside the salmon larvae. When they transform into the breeding "silver eel" form, they swim back into the ocean to meet and mate in the Sargasso Sea.

What if a young salmon fell in love with a young eel? They both can live from juvenile to adulthood in near-shore and brackish environments. One wants to go upstream to mate in fresh water, the other one downstream to the ocean to mate in salt.
 
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