Underpants: A controversial stance

[DevlinSide]

I am unabashedly PRO underwear.

I wear them everyday.

And without a doubt, the modern boxer-briefs with ball pockets / ball pouches are superior to any drawers in history.

 

[shirleycd]

I much prefer my drawer full of bikinis of many varied colors. I feel so gurly when wearing them.

 

[nowisthetime]

Granny panties for me, yup, don't care!

Because it will come off in the bedroom anyway.

 

[shirleycd]

I love it when they come off in the bedroom

 

[IG_88]

I'm just a whitie tightie guy. Always have been. Ball pockets sounds interesting tho. This may be worth looking into.

 

[IG_88]

Last ball pocket I had cost me $100 bucks. *rimshot*

 

[Oblimo]

Lawrence Ferlinghetti

I didn’t get much sleep last night
thinking about underwear
Have you ever stopped to consider
underwear in the abstract
When you really dig into it
some shocking problems are raised
Underwear is something
we all have to deal with
Everyone wears
some kind of underwear
The Pope wears underwear I hope
The Governor of Louisiana
wears underwear
I saw him on TV
He must have had tight underwear
He squirmed a lot
Underwear can really get you in a bind
You have seen the underwear ads
for men and women
so alike but so different
Women’s underwear holds things up
Men’s underwear holds things down
Underwear is one thing
men and women have in common
Underwear is all we have between us
You have seen the three-color pictures
with crotches encircled
to show the areas of extra strength
and three-way stretch
promising full freedom of action
Don’t be deceived
It’s all based on the two-party system
which doesn’t allow much freedom of choice
the way things are set up
America in its Underwear
struggles thru the night
Underwear controls everything in the end
Take foundation garments for instance
They are really fascist forms
of underground government
making people believe
something but the truth
telling you what you can or can’t do
Did you ever try to get around a girdle
Perhaps Non-Violent Action
is the only answer
Did Gandhi wear a girdle?
Did Lady Macbeth wear a girdle?
Was that why Macbeth murdered sleep?
And that spot she was always rubbing—
Was it really in her underwear?
Modern anglosaxon ladies
must have huge guilt complexes
always washing and washing and washing
Out damned spot
Underwear with spots very suspicious
Underwear with bulges very shocking
Underwear on clothesline a great flag of freedom
Someone has escaped his Underwear
May be naked somewhere
Help!
But don’t worry
Everybody’s still hung up in it
There won’t be no real revolution
And poetry still the underwear of the soul
And underwear still covering
a multitude of faults
in the geological sense—
strange sedimentary stones, inscrutable cracks!
If I were you I’d keep aside
an oversize pair of winter underwear
Do not go naked into that good night
And in the meantime
keep calm and warm and dry
No use stirring ourselves up prematurely
‘over Nothing’
Move forward with dignity
hand in vest
Don’t get emotional
And death shall have no dominion
There’s plenty of time my darling
Are we not still young and easy
Don’t shout

 

[dolf]

Granny panties for me, yup, don't care!

Damn right! My bits deserve comfort.

 

[DevlinSide]

I can’t speak to granny panties. But comfort is key.

 

[DevlinSide]

I'm just a whitie tightie guy. Always have been. Ball pockets sounds interesting tho. This may be worth looking into.

Branch out. Life is short.

 

[thør]

Oh, yeah.....

 

[pink]

What are those?

 

[IG_88]

Oh, yeah.....

That made me LOL for real. Perhaps hitting a little too close to home.

 

[IG_88]

What are those?

They're testicles. It's where sperm is made and sperm makes babies which come out of a vagina.
See when a mommy and daddy love each very much they go in the bedroom and hug for a long time or a few minutes. Some daddies can only hug for a minute or so and some hug for a really long time.
Anyway, 9 months after they hug a baby comes out of mommies vagina and they both spend the rest of their lives miserable and in debt. The end.

 

[BotanyBoy]

I only ever wear underwear if it's long john weather and I just need that undie layer.

Otherwise I don't do underwear.

 

[Tigersman]

Jockey shorts or briefs are one reason wives and girlfriends have trouble getting pregnant. The testicles were made to hang down so they would be cooler than the rest of the body. Inside the sack each testicle is nestled inside a network of blood vessels for further cooling. Body heat causes mutants and also kills the sperm.