Unrequited love

[GimpyIntellect]

What?? I'm chesty?? I just meant that I can hold my breath for a really long time!

Someon should have told me about this "chesty" thing...

Does being able to hold your breath for long periods of time come in handy?

And I wouldn't know about your chestiness. I'm more familiar with your cheesiness.

 

[lacandy]

Does being able to hold your breath for long periods of time come in handy?

And I wouldn't know about your chestiness. I'm more familiar with your cheesiness.

It does!! You would be surprised by how often it comes in handy.

And...HEY!!! I am not cheesy! Okay maybe a little...but it's what makes me so endearing

 

[Edensgarden]

On a serious note. What the hell is this thread about????? It sounds like you are married or engaged but you aren't. You have pet names for each other, yet there is no petting going on.

I have female friends, and one of my closest longest friends is a female named Nicole. If I called Nicole my little lamb not only would she slap me but probably do it twice.

If you want more ask for more. If she says no then I can assure you that the last thing coming out of you mouth will be little lamb.

Little Lamb isn't my favorite either. I think I would bust out laughing before I would slap.

 

[The_Fool]

It does!! You would be surprised by how often it comes in handy.

And...HEY!!! I am not cheesy! Okay maybe a little...but it's what makes me so endearing

She said endearing like there might be a doubt.

 

[GimpyIntellect]

It does!! You would be surprised by how often it comes in handy.

And...HEY!!! I am not cheesy! Okay maybe a little...but it's what makes me so endearing

Does it? Like when? Bobbing for apples and stuff?

Such an endearing sweetheart you are.

 

[Scentofawoman]

Little Lamb isn't my favorite either. I think I would bust out laughing before I would slap.

Or bleet like a sheep.

 

[lacandy]

Does it? Like when? Bobbing for apples and stuff?

Such an endearing sweetheart you are.

Yeah...yeah...that's it - bobbing for apples! Exactly what I was thinking! Or ummm...well...ummmm...

 

[IhateClowns]

Little Lamb isn't my favorite either. I think I would bust out laughing before I would slap.

I think laughing is going a bit too far.

 

[Edensgarden]

I think laughing is going a bit too far.

I forgot...humor's not your thing.

Nice av. It makes me want to slap you...twice.

 

[The_Fool]

I forgot...humor's not your thing.

Nice av. It makes me want to slap you...twice.

Once on each ass cheek?

 

[IhateClowns]

I forgot...humor's not your thing.

Nice av. It makes me want to slap you...twice.

Can't get anymore than I already have. So worth a shot.

 

[MsTexas]

“Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.”

 

[Edensgarden]

Once on each ass cheek?

Butt of course....

Can't get anymore than I already have. So worth a shot.

Are you asking me to laugh with you or get slap happy?