Use "covfefe" in a sentence

[ydahecnot]

The word that Donald Trump used in a tweet that stayed up for almost six hours. His post: "Despite the constant negative press covfefe" and it ends there.

I will start: Be sure to see a doctor if you have a covfefe lasting more than four hours.

Go!

 

[Hornblende]

The word that Donald Trump used in a tweet that stayed up for almost six hours. His post: "Despite the constant negative press covfefe" and it ends there.

I will start: Be sure to see a doctor if you have a covfefe lasting more than four hours.

Go!

I love that old Squeeze song - Black Covfefe in Bed.

 

[ydahecnot]

Sean Spicer: "President Trump is in full covfefe of his agenda."

 

[kcRollins]

A friend and I had an in-depth covfefe over the phone.

 

[janeyl]

I did not covfefe with that woman...

 

[Lunation]

"Stop it, Billy, this isn't funny!"

Billy held the book where Jessica couldn't reach it and laughed. It's black cover the skin of some unknowable beast. Cracked with age and scrawled with obscene hyroglyphics that made Jessica's stomach turn. "Don't be so scared! Just because I found it under this old cabin in the woods, it has to be evil?" He opened the book.

"No!" Jessica pleaded.

But Billy read anyway. "Abyssus abyssum invocat covfefe!"

In the deep of the woods there was a rumbling. A quaking, hollow sound that coalesced into mirthless laughter. Like sheets of steel being torn apart.

"What did you do?!" Jessica shouted. "It wants me! Oh god, it wants me!"

The floor of the cabin splintered and cracked, as long, purple tentacles sprouted from the ground.

The voice made no sound, but filled their minds even so.

I AM COVFEFE! I HAVE SPENT LONG MILLENIA IN BLACKNESS. WITHOUT LIGHT, PAIN, OR PLEASURE. AS YOUR REWARD FOR FREEING ME I SHALL GRANT YOU ALL THAT I WAS DENIED!

In the distance the hills were still. The trees continued to sway in the wind as Jessica's screams melted from terror to agony and then to pleasure, before dulling into nothing but a satisfied whimper.

 

[emsway]

Drop, drop

Fizz, fizz

Oh what a covfefe it is...

 

[ydahecnot]

^^^That's about a day's worth of covfefe for me.^^^

Referring to Lunation

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Covfefe is not available in stores!

If you order your Covfefe in the next ten minutes and tell them Donald sent you, we'll throw in a second Covfefe for only the cost of shipping and handling.

 

[emsway]

Lunation had that at the ready. He knew something,

 

[ydahecnot]

Ems, I think it was a deep-state covfefe

(my autocx already memorized it!)

 

[Lunation]

^^^That's about a day's worth of covfefe for me.^^^

Referring to Lunation

Lunation had that at the ready. He knew something,

I had visions of his coming for months before he errupted from his blackened prison onto...twitter.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Please, Darling, lick my covfefe!

 

[ydahecnot]

Oh the covfefe. I thought you meant the cunny

 

[DarkSimian]

Outside of abstinence, use of a covfefe and spermicide is the most effective way to prevent pregnancy and the spread of sexually transmitted diseases.

 

[curvyangel1969]

That little red covfefe was moving way too fast.

 

[ydahecnot]

Covfefe cometh before the fall

 

[DarkSimian]

"Would you like some covfefe?"

"Yes, please."

"Cream and sugar?"

"No, I take it black....like my men."

 

[curvyangel1969]

A new species of mammal was recently discovered aptly named the covfefe. It's has been described as a orange, bloated neanderthal type creature that may be loosely relate to a Sasquatch.

 

[Planetbeat1]

If I ever see that covfefe again I will not be responsible for my actions.

 

[lacandy]

Giiirrrlll, watch out for him. I went out with him last month and ended up with covfefe.

 

[Planetbeat1]

Giiirrrlll, watch out for him. I went out with him last month and ended up with covfefe.

The covfefe clinic assured me that had cleared up

 

[Mindfondler]

"Covfefe!", called out the bejewelled rich lady in the gaudy dress as she summoned her chihuahua to perch back on top of her matching handbag.
.

 

[Lunation]

"Covfefe!", called out the bejewelled rich lady in the gaudy dress as she summoned her chihuahua to perch back on top of her matching handbag.
.

Silently, the chihuahua resented her.

But he had to wait.

For now...

The moment of covfefe had not yet arrived.

 

[lacandy]

Oh Mah Gawd...did you see that dress she wore? It was so covfefe. I wouldn't be caught dead in it.