V-Eggs and the Ass. Safe or not?

[Guilan]

Hello, this will be a short post, and I may increase it later, but lets keep it simple for now. I purchased a vibrating egg, similar to the one in this link
(http://www.extremerestraints.com/vibrating-sex-toys_80/mini-remote-control-7-speed-egg_824.html)
but it is only a single speed. I originally bought it for use with a female friend, myself being male, but am no longer with said friend. However I was getting horny this evening and thought perhaps I could try putting that in for some new sensations. However I wish to be careful, and preferably safe, and so figured I would see if anyone here has done this safely. If so, advice and tips would be much appreciated.

Sincerely
Guilan

 

[Mr.G]

Not

ANd you're planning on extracting that exactly HOW if the flimsy wee chord breaks. Do you picture yourself perhaps meeting a nice NURSE in ER while they contemplate what surgery is required to remove it?

Save yourself the embarrassment of being the 3rd feature story on your local news channel!!

There ARE infernal deevices engineered by perverted orientals for the sole purpose of shaking your prostate loose. Try one of those. At least you can pull it out yourself without the "help" of one of those nice ER nursies and the rest of the giggling guys in OR.

 

[Guilan]

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[Guilan]

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waiting for some more advice, preferably more helpful, though I appreciate what little was given. tips and facts appreciated too.

 

[sunandshadow]

ANd you're planning on extracting that exactly HOW if the flimsy wee chord breaks. Do you picture yourself perhaps meeting a nice NURSE in ER while they contemplate what surgery is required to remove it?

Save yourself the embarrassment of being the 3rd feature story on your local news channel!!

There ARE infernal deevices engineered by perverted orientals for the sole purpose of shaking your prostate loose. Try one of those. At least you can pull it out yourself without the "help" of one of those nice ER nursies and the rest of the giggling guys in OR.

I have never understood why it would require surgery to remove something no different in shape from a turd that would come out quite naturally.

 

[SweetErika]

You might be able to swing it if you put the egg in a condom and held the base of the condom outside your body while you masturbated. Otherwise, you do risk losing your toy internally. That's why good anal toys come with flared bases and/or handles.

Condoms also make for easy clean up. Some fecal bacteria are awfully hearty and can survive being wiped down with rubbing alcohol or a washing (not a good idea for most vibes) just fine.

Most anal play necessitates plenty of lube and patience. If it hurts, stop, relax yourself, and add more lube.

If you're not comfortable with insertion for whatever reason(s), you can still have a lot of fun using it on your cock, balls, nipples, perineum and anus.

 

[Guilan]

Thank you very much for the good, informative response Erika. though I had hoped itwould turn out otherwise, that one could remove it without too much trouble. I would really like it if I could use it without having to keep the end of something in my hand the whole time

 

[SweetErika]

Thank you very much for the good, informative response Erika. though I had hoped itwould turn out otherwise, that one could remove it without too much trouble. I would really like it if I could use it without having to keep the end of something in my hand the whole time

You could use it hands-free with no precautions.

And that could result in a trip to the ER, like Mr. G said in his own way.

If you want a hands-free toy, try a well-designed vibrating butt plug, prostate massager, etc.

 

[Guilan]

I'll have to consider that. was disappointed with the one vibrating plug I had before.

 

[SweetErika]

I'll have to consider that. was disappointed with the one vibrating plug I had before.

You have to dig through a mountain of utter junk to find the gems when it comes to sex toys. Most of them are cheaply made and way overpriced; relatively few truly offer a good value to the average consumer.

Look at a wide variety of heavily-reviewed toys on a number of different sites. Check out the materials, designs, features and power requirements carefully.

The good news is, now that you've experienced a crappy plug, you have a better idea of what you should look for in future plugs and similar toys. I think most of us buy some lousy toys at some point and learn from those mistakes. There are some great, inexpensive vibrating plugs out there if you're willing to do the research.

 

[Guilan]

mmhm. have to say I think my tails are awesome toys personally

 

[albertaboy]

I have used a couple of those single speed vibrating eggs with a strong loop attached.

I enjoy them and frankly worry not about the emergency thing, if necessary I could shit it out.

 

[Guilan]

you "could" shit it out? I much prefer facts to speculation, no offense. though also hello to another albertan. and how do you get a strong loop attached?

 

[CWatson]

I much prefer facts to speculation, no offense.

Then don't ask for "advice and tips". For that matter, don't ask us for advice and tips. We're a community-based How To board: personal anecdote is most of what goes on here.

And just FYI, it's not especially polite to post a question and then tell other people you don't like their answers. Though it is a good way to get people to decide you're a jerk not worth wasting time on.

As to your original question: amongst toy enthusiasts, the common wisdom (that is, personal anecdote) is to not stick anything in your ass unless it's designed with that activity in mind. Whatever goes into an ass needs to be highly lubricated, which makes keeping a grip on it difficult--hence the flanges and stuff on designed-with-butt-in-mind toys which prevent them from drowning. So, my advice (that is, personal anecdote) is to use the egg more conventionally, and to buy a butt-plug that has a socket for the egg if you still want to explore. (Not that I have much personal experience to relate. The only thing I've ever put up my butt was a shampoo container about twice the width of a thumb. And, yes, I did almost lose it. Fine bit of story research that would've been.)

 

[infinity706]

Honestly, I doubt it would be worth the time, regardless. From my experience, once you get past the entrance, vibrations don't do anything at all unless you get the vibe on the prostate.

 

[albertaboy]

you "could" shit it out? I much prefer facts to speculation, no offense. though also hello to another albertan. and how do you get a strong loop attached?

I bought it with the string loop attached.

 

[albertaboy]

Then don't ask for "advice and tips". For that matter, don't ask us for advice and tips. We're a community-based How To board: personal anecdote is most of what goes on here.

And just FYI, it's not especially polite to post a question and then tell other people you don't like their answers. Though it is a good way to get people to decide you're a jerk not worth wasting time on.

As to your original question: amongst toy enthusiasts, the common wisdom (that is, personal anecdote) is to not stick anything in your ass unless it's designed with that activity in mind. Whatever goes into an ass needs to be highly lubricated, which makes keeping a grip on it difficult--hence the flanges and stuff on designed-with-butt-in-mind toys which prevent them from drowning. So, my advice (that is, personal anecdote) is to use the egg more conventionally, and to buy a butt-plug that has a socket for the egg if you still want to explore. (Not that I have much personal experience to relate. The only thing I've ever put up my butt was a shampoo container about twice the width of a thumb. And, yes, I did almost lose it. Fine bit of story research that would've been.)

How did you get the shampoo bottle out?

 

[CWatson]

Just kept a grip on the other end. I didn't actually lose it, though it was a near thing once or twice.

 

[MeiohSetsuna]

Do you picture yourself perhaps meeting a nice NURSE in ER while they contemplate what surgery is required to remove it?

I do.

 

[MeiohSetsuna]

Then don't ask for "advice and tips". For that matter, don't ask us for advice and tips. We're a community-based How To board: personal anecdote is most of what goes on here.

And just FYI, it's not especially polite to post a question and then tell other people you don't like their answers. Though it is a good way to get people to decide you're a jerk not worth wasting time on.

As to your original question: amongst toy enthusiasts, the common wisdom (that is, personal anecdote) is to not stick anything in your ass unless it's designed with that activity in mind. Whatever goes into an ass needs to be highly lubricated, which makes keeping a grip on it difficult--hence the flanges and stuff on designed-with-butt-in-mind toys which prevent them from drowning. So, my advice (that is, personal anecdote) is to use the egg more conventionally, and to buy a butt-plug that has a socket for the egg if you still want to explore. (Not that I have much personal experience to relate. The only thing I've ever put up my butt was a shampoo container about twice the width of a thumb. And, yes, I did almost lose it. Fine bit of story research that would've been.)

Blah, Blah, Blah.