Vacation Thread

speaking of pigs.......we finally got our first snow of the season,
but it was after twenty four hours of rain so we don't expect it to last long


:rose:



xxx

George what has snow got to do with pigs??????:confused:

Hope you are well, and your healing up good!!!

enjoy your weekend sweetie

love and hugs

xx
 
George what has snow got to do with pigs??????:confused: ...
Becuz pigs oink! :cool:

...

...

...

OK ... so maybe that wasn't enuf of an explanation.

Pigs oink ...

... and after they oink long enough, they get tired ...

... and when they get tired, they take an afternoon nap in the mud ...

... and, as most people do when you wake up from a nap, ya have to pee ...

... and so the pigs pee ...

... and pigs pee a lot when they hafta pee ...

... which is why so much pig pee ends up on the ground and eventually soaks into the ground water ...

... which eventually leads it to be deposited in what's commonly known as pig pee ladened streams and rivers ...

... that end up dumping said pig pee into great vast ocean sooner or later ...

... which creates really wicked sea water that melts the polar ice caps ...

... contributing to global warming which then causes more evaporation ...

... causing the remnants and ongoing pee ladened waters to rise into the air ...

... and eventually make it to pig pee heaven, which is really just clouds to the rest of us ...

... where it eventually freezes ...

... and then falls back to earth in the form of pig pee ladened snow flakes ...

... which being polite because he's a southern boy now, george left out the pig pee ladened part and just left you with snow!

;)

Awwwww ... my work here is rarely ever done! :cool:
 
Becuz pigs oink! :cool:

...

...

...

OK ... so maybe that wasn't enuf of an explanation.

Pigs oink ...

... and after they oink long enough, they get tired ...

... and when they get tired, they take an afternoon nap in the mud ...

... and, as most people do when you wake up from a nap, ya have to pee ...

... and so the pigs pee ...

... and pigs pee a lot when they hafta pee ...

... which is why so much pig pee ends up on the ground and eventually soaks into the ground water ...

... which eventually leads it to be deposited in what's commonly known as pig pee ladened streams and rivers ...

... that end up dumping said pig pee into great vast ocean sooner or later ...

... which creates really wicked sea water that melts the polar ice caps ...

... contributing to global warming which then causes more evaporation ...

... causing the remnants and ongoing pee ladened waters to rise into the air ...

... and eventually make it to pig pee heaven, which is really just clouds to the rest of us ...

... where it eventually freezes ...

... and then falls back to earth in the form of pig pee ladened snow flakes ...

... which being polite because he's a southern boy now, george left out the pig pee ladened part and just left you with snow!

;)

Awwwww ... my work here is rarely ever done! :cool:

LOL well thank you Tom for clearing that up!!

I had no idea that our snow was ladened with pig pee!!! I used to eat it as a kid :eek:

God i feel quite sick now!!!

:D
 
George what has snow got to do with pigs??????:confused:

Hope you are well, and your healing up good!!!

enjoy your weekend sweetie

love and hugs

xx
I wish I could say that, but it has shown up again:
biopsy Monday

and of course I don't remember why the comment on pigs
but that Tommie for his research
 
hey Scotish lassie, have you been introduced to our resident nut????

He's harmless, funny sometimes

I think i might have yes!!! LOL

I actually looked through his thread the other day and he is very quick witted i had a few chuckles to myself.

George i have to go just now, my son is shouting so better dash.

Take care sweet man, and please keep in touch

Love and huge hugs

xxxx
 
Hi George, dropping you :kiss::kiss::kiss:'s and lots of love. You are in my prayers babe.:heart:
I've been gone a few days myself.
 
Good morning sweetie :rose:
How soon will you know results? Waiting is fucking awful.
Thinking of you with love... :heart:



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hey Scotish lassie, have you been introduced to our resident nut????

He's harmless, funny sometimes
Harmless?!?!? :mad:

Welllllllll ... I never ... :cool: ... of all the low down mean things you could say about me ...

:confused:

...

... did you mean harmless in a good way ... or harmless as in irrelevant?!?
I think i might have yes!!! LOL

I actually looked through his thread the other day and he is very quick witted i had a few chuckles to myself.
The early part of my thread was perhaps quick witted. I've grown way to old now for quickness. :cool:

...

Wellllll ... ofcourse, not compared to George and Granny ... but still ... ... ... ;)

A biopsy takes at least a week to ten days to give results I understand.
No ... the doctors over here just love making people wait to get their results. It was part of the legalized torture stuff put in place by the last administration ... I think! :cool:

true, five business days ; but doctor is overbooked for next week.
Seeee ... I told ya! Doctor isn't really overbooked. He's just making himself look all important like!

You need to just call him up and tell him there's a new sheriff in town and he don't take kindly to overbooked doctors. You can also tell him that new sheriff dude is too busy trying to fix all the worlds problems at once ... otherwise he woulda called himself. :D

Happy Hump Day
:nana:
Georgy George

Now ... go for a nice walk down to that big ol' lake of yours and take yourself a deeply manly drink of that pig pee ladened water! ;)
 
Harmless?!?!? :mad:

Welllllllll ... I never ... :cool: ... of all the low down mean things you could say about me ...

:confused:

...

... did you mean harmless in a good way ... or harmless as in irrelevant?!?
The early part of my thread was perhaps quick witted. I've grown way to old now for quickness. :cool:

...

Wellllll ... ofcourse, not compared to George and Granny ... but still ... ... ... ;)

No ... the doctors over here just love making people wait to get their results. It was part of the legalized torture stuff put in place by the last administration ... I think! :cool:

Seeee ... I told ya! Doctor isn't really overbooked. He's just making himself look all important like!

You need to just call him up and tell him there's a new sheriff in town and he don't take kindly to overbooked doctors. You can also tell him that new sheriff dude is too busy trying to fix all the worlds problems at once ... otherwise he woulda called himself. :D

Happy Hump Day
:nana:
Georgy George

Now ... go for a nice walk down to that big ol' lake of yours and take yourself a deeply manly drink of that pig pee ladened water! ;)

I should take this with me, not sure she'd see the humor

:)
 
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