Valentine's Day

A poem for Valentines Day.

Roses are straight,
Violets are twisted,
Now bend over,
Cos you're gonna get fisted.



I never thought I'd say this but GA? I'm breaking up with you!

I am leaving you for Mark, I mean LOOK! How could I not love

a romantic man like this? :heart:

Oh Mark, that was beautiful!! The women of Lit are going to

STALK you!!
 
roses are thorny;

violets less so;

i'm feeling horny;

and i'm gunna blow.

i didn't think that last line through too well, eh?
 
I never thought I'd say this but GA? I'm breaking up with you!

I am leaving you for Mark, I mean LOOK! How could I not love

a romantic man like this? :heart:

Oh Mark, that was beautiful!! The women of Lit are going to

STALK you!!

OK, but i get to keep the porn collection - except the 'fetish' stuff, you can keep that.

oh, and you get the kids. ;)
 
Zippy? I'm super wonderful!! How are you?

Other than our 2 feet of snow and sub zero

temperatures? Life is fantastic. Thank you for

asking!! :rose::kiss:

Thats good to hear hun. Yeah the snow sucks but it's all good cause you ladies of lit make it fun.;)
 
i got away with san francisco ;) i like america, sincerely; i really like the place. OK, your sports are a bit weird - and i don't like football (soccer) anyway, so don't use that against me!

however, the 24 hour culture? oh yes please. and some of your beers are pretty damn fine too. you make good porn :D. what more could a little piggy ike me ask for? ;)

Our sports are not weird I'll have you know!!

It's y'all that have weird sports, talk weird and

drive on the wrong side of the road for goodness

sake.

Beer and porn? Good combination! For a caveman......
 
Our sports are not weird I'll have you know!!

It's y'all that have weird sports, talk weird and

drive on the wrong side of the road for goodness

sake.

Beer and porn? Good combination! For a caveman......

me smell woman ... and beer. me like. must get.
 
I never thought I'd say this but GA? I'm breaking up with you!

I am leaving you for Mark, I mean LOOK! How could I not love

a romantic man like this? :heart:

Oh Mark, that was beautiful!! The women of Lit are going to

STALK you!!


:kiss:
 
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