Vegans

Vegans *may* exist in my little county but we definitely have Vogans.

Every time I drive to town I pass the Vogan Toll Road.

That conjures up thoughts of ETs.

What's their toll?
 
Vegans *may* exist in my little county but we definitely have Vogans.

Every time I drive to town I pass the Vogan Toll Road.

That conjures up thoughts of ETs.

What's their toll?
serves you right for reading Dylan T
 
I have seen a product called genuine vegan leather skirt, I wonder how many vegans died to make this item.
 
I have seen a product called genuine vegan leather skirt, I wonder how many vegans died to make this item.

Vegan pleather is so destructive to the environment to produce!
I often ask rabid vegans (of whom there are many on various sites I visit) why they continue to buy/promote pleather when it is so incredibly harmful to wildlife to produce?
Of course, they never have an answer. Instead, they usually direct me to photos of battery hens or cow feedlots.
 
Me, to a vegan: Does your mouth water when you cut grass?
Vegan: No, why?
Me, to a vegan: Because when I cook a steak my mouth waters like a mofo!
Vegan: Fuck you.
 
Sometimes I wonder if they have the same bleeding-heart empathy for bacteria?

There are a few true lunatics that do but mostly no. Most don't give a shit about things like cockroaches or bedbugs either. They'll take a cattle prod to the genitals for a cow but don't hesitate to use a can of Raid.
Horrid people for the most part. At least the ones I've met.
 
It's bad for people to eat animals but it's okay when animals eat people. How is that again?

I've read proposals to grant Giant Redwood trees personhood. Thus cutting a tree is murder. Thus eating of a tree is cannibalism. Thus vegans should become brethatarians. Then they'll be less bothersome.

Tonight: Santa Maria-style BBQ roast with trimmings, yum. Pass the flesh.
 
I have yet to meet a vegan that had any qualms about sucking a baby out of a uterus.
 
This thread and most of the people in it miss the point, not surprising for Ken and racist ass warrior queen, but a bit shocking for some of the other folks.
 
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?

If vegans don't eat animals, and humans aren't animals, then eating humans is okay.

So yes, a vegan cocksucker and his puppy can bite down.

Logic is great when you set the rules.
 
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