Vets and newbies

[LadyBlueMoon]

Thank you, guys! It's been fun...

But bed time for me...

I leave you one as I depart.

 

[Devil'sChild]

Thank you, guys! It's been fun...

But bed time for me...

I leave you one as I depart.

*kneels down*..sorry...you were saying what doll??

 

[RocknRoll]

Thank you, guys! It's been fun...

But bed time for me...

I leave you one as I depart.

Oh my lady, doth mine eyes decive me or hath thou yet again show beauty beyond the dreams idealist painters?

(sorry feeling slight ye olde english there...)

 

[TomOne]

Do you have to advertise what we share in our sweet moments of intimacy?

No ... I don't HAVE to! I just choose to!



Besides ... you quit fartin' during climaxes and I won't have nuttin' else to tattle tale about.

Other than the 3 million other weird whacky habits you have!

Trav says, Adding you into the mix makes it a MILF à trois?

Gheesh, higher math and

French.

I'm overwhelmed here.

STOP THE PRESSES!!!

Oh ... never mind! It's just Lance overwhelmed again!

 

[doppelbock22000]

Nude, no doubt...

At my age, I doubt it would be considered 'great'!

But such you're such a sweetie.....

My dear Lady Blue,
You are a very beautiful woman...and I might add younger.hehe
Hope your week is going well, you're doing wonders for mine,
hugs and kisses H

 

[supahspaz]

Whips are a little crude, boys.... I prefer ice cubes... nipple clamps... and a nice, long feather....

oooh a woman after my own heart *sigh*


Morning Blue

 

[David Lockley]

YEaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!

Mainly just when she climaxes!

Cracks her up, ya know. NG's getting all mellowed out from his own climax ... ready to crash ... and along comes stinky girls farts ...

... subsequently followed by uncontrollable guffawing!

Tommy!!!!!..













buddy... you could
swim across the Atlantic
and Mediteranean,
climb Olympus
with your feet
tied together,
when you step
on your dick...
Whewww!

You don't
screw around..

​

 

[Bob_Aganoush]

Sorry, hon... I haven't seen it, but I hope you are comparing me to a Sharon Stone like actress!

Picturing the Lady sitting on a chair, short white dress, legs spread, no panties. . .

 

[Macdaddy23]

LBM would have been perfect for that scene!!!

 

[David Lockley]

Heck Lady.....

Did someone say "tied up"?

Now THAT presents possibilities!

You left me tied up in the cabin all weekend..
I just was able to get out....



Thank God
the damn batteries
ran down...

​

 

[TomOne]

Tommy!!!!!..

buddy... you could
swim across the Atlantic
and Mediteranean,
climb Olympus
with your feet
tied together,
when you step
on your dick...
Whewww!

You don't
screw around..

​

I've always said, if you're gonna fuck yourself ... do it deep and hard ... and fill yourself with lots of cum!

Otherwise ... it's like ... why bother?!?

 

[Galene]

No ... I don't HAVE to! I just choose to!



Besides ... you quit fartin' during climaxes and I won't have nuttin' else to tattle tale about.

Other than the 3 million other weird whacky habits you have!

Try a cork?
Not wine bottle, champagne bottle cork... they are ergonomically shaped

 

[TomOne]

Try a cork?
Not wine bottle, champagne bottle cork... they are ergonomically shaped

I was gonna propose just stickin' my dick in there, but then you'd probably just pussy fart and guffaw all the harder still!!!

Anyway, I have a good friend who owns a local wine store ... big shocker, hey?!? ... and she was telling me how corks were slowing going away in the wine industry. So then I found this article:

To cork or to cap? It’s a big question for wine producers that has been rapidly fermenting among oenophiles and growers from the hallowed cellars of Bordeaux, up the slopes of sunny California and over to the relative upstarts in New Zealand’s blossoming wine industry.

The reason for this shift from cork to metal is that an increased amount of wine is being contaminated by cork taint, leaving the wine tasting musty and dull. The culprit for this unpleasant phenomenon, which can spoil up to one in 10 bottles, is trichloroanisole (TCA), a compound formed when chlorine used for bleaching reacts with mould already growing in the cork. Humans are incredibly sensitive to the compound and can detect it even at weak dilutions of six parts per trillion. TCA can flourish in several areas of a bottling facility, such as drains and barrels, but corks pose the biggest problem.

The problem of tainted corks is thought to be on the up because cork manufacturers are finding it increasingly hard to find supplies of good quality cork to meet demand - more wine than ever is being sold in bottles, rather than in bulk form.

So anyway ... I'm vetoing the cork idea ... 'cuz I don't want your butt to become contaminated with cork taint and smelling all musty and dull.

Ya know somebody luvs ya if they're protecting your backside from cork taint, my dear!!

 

[Galene]

I was gonna propose just stickin' my dick in there, but then you'd probably just pussy fart and guffaw all the harder still!!!

<SNIIIIIPPPP> ..... </SNIIIIIPPPP>

So anyway ... I'm vetoing the cork idea ... 'cuz I don't want your butt to become contaminated with cork taint and smelling all musty and dull.

Ya know somebody luvs ya if they're protecting your backside from cork taint, my dear!!

Hey, I like pussy farts, they are ticklish

My butt thanks you profusely and wants to know what it can do to show its gratitude

 

[Lance Hardrock]

I failed to tell you. boys...

I am the 'tie-er' not the 'tie-e'! A little dominatrix here.... but not sure you want to go there just yet!

Go there.


Go there.


Please go there.

 

[TomOne]

Hey, I like pussy farts, they are ticklish

My butt thanks you profusely and wants to know what it can do to show its gratitude

Wellllllll ... to be perfectly honest, this really doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure it out, now does it?!?

 

[Galene]

Go there.


Go there.


Please go there.

you lil' slut, you....

 

[Galene]

Wellllllll ... to be perfectly honest, this really doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure it out, now does it?!?

I'd rather have the engineer's point

























...of view

 

[Bob_Aganoush]

I failed to tell you. boys...

I am the 'tie-er' not the 'tie-e'! A little dominatrix here.... but not sure you want to go there just yet!

Go there.

Go there.

Please go there.

And take me along too

 

[LadyBlueMoon]

I am definitely going to have to change my schedule!!! All this fun goes on while I'm away!

But at least I get to read some very nice posts when I do get on!

 

[RocknRoll]

I am definitely going to have to change my schedule!!! All this fun goes on while I'm away!

the fun doesnt go on while your away... you are the fun here

 

[doppelbock22000]

I am definitely going to have to change my schedule!!! All this fun goes on while I'm away!

But at least I get to read some very nice posts when I do get on!

Good afternoon my Lady Blue,
After going thru your thread this morning, i'd say there was a bit of enjoyment last evening. haha Happy Tuesday gorgeous, hugs H

 

[supahspaz]

I am definitely going to have to change my schedule!!! All this fun goes on while I'm away!

But at least I get to read some very nice posts when I do get on!

Hiya Blue I do hope you have had a pleasant day

 

[LadyBlueMoon]

the fun doesnt go on while your away... you are the fun here

What a sweetie you are!

 

[LadyBlueMoon]

Good afternoon my Lady Blue,
After going thru your thread this morning, i'd say there was a bit of enjoyment last evening. haha Happy Tuesday gorgeous, hugs H

Hugs & s to you, too, dear!