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Mac_Ronaldo said:
Which one of you bastards stole the letters and punctuation out of this post?!!
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Which one of you bastards stole the letters and punctuation out of this post?!!
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DreadUK said:
Hey I spent nearly 28 years trying to find a man here. I never guessed my soul mate would be a perverted American geek.
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Thanks for all the compliments - very pleasant reading to come home to.
I'll take a batch of that fudge if that's ok? Mmmmm...there's a shop here that does this wonderful home-made fudge, and there's a layered one with chocolate, caramel and vanilla fudges....heavenly!
I'll take a batch of that fudge if that's ok? Mmmmm...there's a shop here that does this wonderful home-made fudge, and there's a layered one with chocolate, caramel and vanilla fudges....heavenly!
smartandsexy said:Hey I spent nearly 28 years trying to find a man here. I never guessed my soul mate would be a perverted American geek.
Geeez SnS....you spent 28 years here on Lit looking for a man....i didn't realise that Lit had been around so long
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laaag said:hehehe
Bad sns!
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ShavedGuy said:I heard a rumour that it was the evil Santa from the South Pole with his gang on Leprechauns
Blame the bloody Irish for everything why don't you!
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ShavedGuy said:Geeez SnS....you spent 28 years here on Lit looking for a man....i didn't realise that Lit had been around so long
^^^ Newbie
smartandsexy said:Blame the bloody Irish for everything why don't you!
I didn't say a word about the Irish.....i heard another rumour that Leprechauns actually come from Scotland......they used to the servants of Nessie, until she kicked them out
smartandsexy said:^^^ Newbie
You are quite correct....I have only been a member for just over 2 years which pales into insignificance in the presence of someone who had been a member for 28 years
Ok....that's enough B.S. from me....lol.
How you doing sweetie? Hope you had a good weekend
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Yeah, not bad ta. Today was quite productive. Have lots to do tomorrow though before he gets here. Getting all excited now!
smartandsexy said:Yeah, not bad ta. Today was quite productive. Have lots to do tomorrow though before he gets here. Getting all excited now!
Good to hear sweetie.....ooooh and i just thought of one of the things you have to do before your man gets there.....if i remember correctly, a few pages ago you mentioned that you hadn't shaved because you didnt need to.......well you better grab the razor and shaving cream and start practicing.....you dont want to have nicks and cuts all over your legs when Meta gets there...hehehe
I'm also excited....shutdown on Wednesday midday...then i'm on leave till the 10 Jan....yippee....lots of fun in the sun
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Wow, that's one hell of a holiday. I guess it's the big summer break for you guys? What's the weather like out there at the moment? I'm so English!
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Yup it's summer and xmas shutdown for most people.
The weather is scorching hot.....the Temp yesterday was well not sure what you guys measure the weather in there. It was 41 celcius or 105 fahrenheid.....the humidity level was 95%
It was a killer of a day. I spent most of the day in my pool...lol.
Got the sunburn today as proof...lol.
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41??!!! That's just hideous. I thought the American deep South in summer was bad enough! I like the warm weather, but anything higher than about 27C just begins to feel a bit unpleasant to me.
That's just hideous. I thought the American deep South in summer was bad enough! I like the warm weather, but anything higher than about 27C just begins to feel a bit unpleasant to me.smartandsexy said:41??!!!
LOL.....we don't often have weather that is so hot, well certain cities do, but seeing as how i live at the coast our summer temps are usually between 28 - 34 but then the humidity levels here at the coast are always in the high 90% so that makes it very uncomfortable.
Sunday's 41 was just a heatwave that was passing over..
Just checked the temp now (2.30am) and it's 20 at the moment and humidity is 79% so it is a little cooler.
Sweetie you are English, you delicate skin is not made for the African Heat.....so you are right, 27C is about as high as you like it.
Hey i just remembered.....the English Cricket Team is here at the moment, as well as the Barmey Army.....shame if the weather is going to stay this hot, they are going to get toasted...lol
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Yeah, I'm Engllish but only by birth, not heritage. Though in terms of temperature preference I think my Irish side is more influential than my African one!
smartandsexy said:Yeah, I'm Engllish but only by birth, not heritage. Though in terms of temperature preference I think my Irish side is more influential than my African one!
LOL......another good thing about staying away from the heat is that you will not end up with sun wrinkles
Ok, time for me to head off to bed.....think i'll go for a quick skinny dip before i go to sleep....nice way to cool down before bed
Hmmmm i wonder if it is the weather that makes me hot or my visit to Lit
Enjoy the rest of your night and sweet dreams. Have a great Tuesday
its great to hear you are doing well
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smartandsexy said:
I'd love to caress your soft, round pringles and bury my tongue in your juicy little twiglet.
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What turns me on is hot women in bras and stocking. I would love to see you like that. I am new and haven't had time to search through all the 300 pages of this thread, so maybe some of these pics are in here?
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