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[the_untouched]

hmm.. well then i guess thread is not spoken out the way i thought well then let's lay it on the fact that i got 2 mother tong's and i also speak a little french... we could also shove it on the fact that i'm just a guy trying to impress a girl.. it always looks silly but it's the idea that counts

 

[goblin_man]

hmm.. well then i guess thread is not spoken out the way i thought well then let's lay it on the fact that i got 2 mother tong's and i also speak a little french... we could also shove it on the fact that i'm just a guy trying to impress a girl.. it always looks silly but it's the idea that counts

You must have one helluva big mouth.

 

[frank_long_horn]

hmm.. well then i guess thread is not spoken out the way i thought well then let's lay it on the fact that i got 2 mother tong's and i also speak a little french... we could also shove it on the fact that i'm just a guy trying to impress a girl.. it always looks silly but it's the idea that counts

Good effort untouched - damb I wish I could speak French rather than being great at giving it to fair ladies!!!

 

[smartandsexy]

Ok I'm no good at poetry, so here is my quickie....hehehe

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Take me to bed
I wanna be with you

Very South African - no beating about the bush. Err.....so to speak

 

[goblin_man]

Good effort untouched - damb I wish I could speak French rather than being great at giving it to fair ladies!!!

I speak fucked up French, hehe.

(Cajun = bestest.)

 

[LOST&FOUND]

SnS,

I'm working on a poem for you! It starts:

"There once was a lady from Kent."

I'm having a little trouble from there...

Hmmm, that gives me an idea

There once was a lady from Kent.
Who could make all the guys pitch a tent.
When she came on
For miles around you could hear the sound of pants being dropped.

 

[smartandsexy]

You must have one helluva big mouth.

Or else a really bad lisp

 

[goblin_man]

Or else a really bad lisp

Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase tongue tied. =p

 

[smartandsexy]

Hmmm, that gives me an idea

There once was a lady from Kent.
Who could make all the guys pitch a tent.
When she came on
For miles around you could hear the sound of pants being dropped.

You're so romantic, L&F

 

[THUMPER14]

Hello Princess

I missed you all day long. Love the towel pics.

What is this rubbish, about never getting a Valentines???

Do you have Valentines Day over there?

If you do, what the hell is wrong with all of the men over there?

:





THUMPER

 

[ShavedGuy]

Very South African - no beating about the bush. Err.....so to speak

hehehe, no use hiding behind subtlety hon
Life is far too complicated as it is.

I shoot straight from the hip.....Err....so to speak

 

[the_untouched]

Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase tongue tied. =p

*lol* i forgot that i'm on lit i guess so either i rephrase the sentece or i'm the licker god of all woman... french + double tongue

 

[frank_long_horn]

Speaking of French
S&S what are some of the English terms for cunninlingus

Aussie ones include:
Muff eating
Muff diving
Dine at the Y
Clit licking


duh cannot think of any more.....

ACTIONS SPEAK LOUDER THAN WORDS

 

[1marvin]

terms of cunnilingus

the funniest by far was from a david letterman top 10 list of sexual world series refernces i remembered one
"charging the mound"

 

[frank_long_horn]

Going the gobble

Eating a fur sandwich

 

[smartandsexy]

Eating a fur sandwich

Makes me want to heave!

 

[frank_long_horn]

S&S apologies for the small diversion

You still awake?

 

[frank_long_horn]

Makes me want to heave!

mate , sorry, never said I liked the terms was just documenting them for posterity

Have you got any better suggestions?

 

[smartandsexy]

mate , sorry, never said I liked the terms was just documenting them for posterity

Have you got any better suggestions?

I'm far too innocent to know anything about that kind of thing

 

[the_untouched]

maybe this will lead you into the direction of posting some more pics s&s
A guy goes to buy a train ticket, and the girl selling tickets has an incredible set of jugs. He says, "Give me two pickets to Titsburgh...umm...I mean, two tickets to Pittsburgh." He's really embarrassed...The guy in line behind him says, "Relax, pal. We all make Freudian slips like that. Just the other day at the breakfast table I meant to say to my wife, 'Please pass the sugar', but I accidentally said, 'You fucking bitch, you wrecked my life.'"

if you laughed please post a pic of your chin coupled with your neck or maybe your ear and the backside of your head... or how about your mouth while biting in the lower lip

 

[goblin_man]

I'm far too innocent to know anything about that kind of thing

*lets S&S borrow his halo*

 

[smartandsexy]

maybe this will lead you into the direction of posting some more pics s&s
A guy goes to buy a train ticket, and the girl selling tickets has an incredible set of jugs. He says, "Give me two pickets to Titsburgh...umm...I mean, two tickets to Pittsburgh." He's really embarrassed...The guy in line behind him says, "Relax, pal. We all make Freudian slips like that. Just the other day at the breakfast table I meant to say to my wife, 'Please pass the sugar', but I accidentally said, 'You fucking bitch, you wrecked my life.'"

if you laughed please post a pic of your chin coupled with your neck or maybe your ear and the backside of your head... or how about your mouth while biting in the lower lip

 

[frank_long_horn]

I'm far too innocent to know anything about that kind of thing

Well are you now??? One suggestion is just to lay back and enjoy - who cares what it is called as long as you can receive , lick, groan, lick, grooooaaan, lick, MORE PLEASE

Heaven to give and heaven to receive

 

[frank_long_horn]

OK how about this

We love your pics PLEASE post some more, we adore your beautiful body, we need to feast our eyes on you?

 

[the_untouched]

ah well at least i tried...